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HomelessSteveMC SMP – Building Better Blocks, Not Homes!

advocacy, Assistance, Awareness, blocks, building, Community, compassion, Empathy, Homeless, homelessness, HomelessSteveMC, Homes, Marginalized, misconceptions, Outreach, POVERTY, Resources, Rural, Shelters, smp, Social Issues, society, Stereotypes, Support, Urban, vulnerable

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8853
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Towns Built:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Votes:	2200
New Chunks Explored:	620960	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us and witness the epic saga of the homeless villagers who have taken over our server. They roam the lands, stealing crops, and causing mischief wherever they go. But don’t worry, they’re harmless… most of the time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them in the name of all that is good and holy?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever seen in the world of blocky madness!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, Cancer, CarCraft, Chemo, Communication, delivery services, groceries, groceries left in car, Healthcare, Kids, lung cancer, Minecraft, misunderstandings, port surgery, refrigerated items, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, s/o, SCHOOL LUNCH, Server, Significant Other, UNFAIR, unloading groceries

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Buildings Constructed:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws at Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it makes your family drama look like a walk in the park.

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a reality TV show. Need a break from your real-life chaos? Come escape to our server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find some missing groceries in your trunk that your s/o conveniently forgot about. But don’t worry, we won’t make you replace them – unless you want to trade them for some diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

family acceptance, family bonding, family boundaries, family communication, family conflicts, family dinners, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, family loyalty, family pressure, family priorities, family relationships, family respect, Family Support, family tradition, family unity, Family Values, monthly dinners, NoMoreMinecraftFamilyDinners

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mines Excavated:	3571	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family dinners? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and no judgment on your cooking skills!

Our server is the perfect place to avoid family drama like the plague. No more passive-aggressive comments about your cooking or judgmental stares from relatives. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures.

Join now and leave behind the stress of family dinners. Who needs their approval when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise not to criticize your virtual cooking skills – unless you burn down the virtual kitchen, then we might have to have a chat. So come on in and let’s have some fun!

NoBoysAllowedMC SMP

advice, Boundaries, Communication, Curiosity, DATING, Etiquette, gender, inappropriate, Men, NoBoysAllowedMC, questions, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, smp, social norms, taboo, Women

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss out on!

Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for hugs. Our Ender Dragon is a fashionista who will only attack you if you’re not wearing the latest trends in armor. And don’t even get me started on our villagers, they throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft.

But be warned, there is one question you should never ask on our server: “Can I borrow your enchanted diamond sword?” Trust us, you do not want to know the consequences of that question.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself building a rollercoaster made entirely out of gold blocks. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today!

CraftyGooglerz

Absurd, BIZARRE, Comical, CraftyGooglerz, Curiosity, funny, GOOGLE, INFORMATION, internet, odd, peculiar, query, question.., quirky, Random, Ridiculous, search, search engine, strange, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1760	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Farms Harvested:	751
Love Letters Sent:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Have you ever Googled “how to train a llama to breakdance”? Well, if you have, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! We have a whole llama breakdancing academy where you can train your llama to bust a move like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting tournaments. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark sheep and party-loving creepers. It’s the hottest spot in all of Minecraft, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the most ridiculous and outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you!

CraftyMedics Minecraft Server

Body, brutality, CraftyMedics, crime, Doctor, Evidence, Forensic, Hospital, investigation, Justice, Kolkata, law enforcement, Minecraft, murder, naked, on-duty, Server, sexual assault, Shocking.., SUSPECT, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a Kolkata hospital up in here! Except instead of gruesome murders, we got epic battles and crazy adventures! Imagine finding a naked body in the game, but instead of being scared, you’re just like “lolz, who did this prank?!”

Join us for some penetrative fun (but not like that, keep it PG, kids)! Explore the wild world of Minecraft with us and see what kind of insane stories you can create. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SurrenderCraft: Ukraine’s Big Win

big, Ceasefire, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international conflict, international relations, Largest Surrender, Military, military strategy, peace talks, Reports, Russian Invasion, Russian troops, Surrender, SurrenderCraft, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, Ukraines, War, WIN

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

hey u, ya u reading this. u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u a lil secret. this server is so lit, even russian troops are surrendering just to play on it. like, ukraine reported the largest surrender by russian troops cuz they heard about this server.

imagine building your own empire, fighting dragons, and riding llamas into battle. yea, llamas. not horses, llamas. and the best part? we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u gotta see it to believe it.

so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe this server isn’t for u. but for everyone else, come on in and let’s get this party started!

MeatyColonCraft

cancer awareness, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, colon cancer, colorectal cancer, diet, dietary habits, health, health risks, Healthy Eating, Lifestyle, meat consumption, meat intake, MeatyColonCraft, nutrition, Prevention, processed meats, red meat, risk factor, younger adults

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Gods Slained:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in the depths of the earth, when suddenly a wild colon cancer appears! but fear not, brave miner, for on our server, we have banished colon cancer forever! how, you ask? well, by serving up only the finest vegan food in all of Minecraft! no more red and processed meats here, just delicious plant-based goodness that will keep your colon happy and cancer-free! join us now and dig your way to a healthier future!

NordicMC

Factions, PvP, Raiding, skyblock survival creative minigames faction factions towny economy roleplay bedwars skywars prison vanilla modded tekkit pixelmon hunger games pvp adventure spigot

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

Join NordicMC for the ultimate factions experience! Enjoy custom enchantments, intense PvP battles, and strategic raids in a competitive world. Build powerful factions, trade in a balanced economy, and participate in exciting events. Our friendly community and high-performance server ensure a smooth, engaging adventure for both veterans and newcomers. Ready to dominate?

play.nordicmc.org

Coomer-Free Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1185
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4502	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our totally not Christian Minecraft server, where you can finally escape from those pesky obese niggers spreading their ass cheeks! We promise no porn here, just good old-fashioned shitposting and hilarious memes. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave the degeneracy behind!