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ShowerSucksCraft

cleaning, cold water, hair washing, hygiene, lack of privacy, loofah, Mildew, Mold, shaving, shower curtains, shower head, showering, ShowerSucksCraft, skin irritation, slippery floor, soap scum, steamy mirrors, time consuming, towels, water pressure, water wastage

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5925
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Tired of getting attacked by creepers while trying to wash your hair? Sick of Endermen stealing your soap? Look no further, because on our server, showers are creeper-proof and Endermen-free zones! Join us for a wacky adventure where you can build your dream bathroom without fear of interruption from hostile mobs. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Soap Bar can be found hidden somewhere in the server – will you be the one to uncover its sparkling secrets? Join now and start scrubbing in style!

CraftyCommies: RepatRescue!

Assistance, CASUALTIES, Citizens, Combat, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Crisis, deaths, Diplomacy, evacuation, foreign affairs, Government, India, international relations, missing, RepatRescue, repatriation, russia, Support, Tragedy

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where India and Russia are fighting it out for control of the land! 12 deaths and 16 missing players, who will come out on top?! Will India push Russia back or will Russia repatriate their citizens and dominate the server?! Join now for the most intense combat you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! It’s a battle royale like no other, with crazy twists and turns at every corner! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and be a part of the chaos!

Nerds Rule Minecraft Server

benevolent, Compassionate, Disappointment, Expectations, FANTASY, high school, jocks, leadership, Minecraft, misfits, NERDS, outcasts, popular kids, power shift, preps, Reality, rule, running the world, Server, social hierarchy, society, Stereotypes, TAKEOVER

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7579
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the nerds rule the world and everything is upside down! we got llamas that can fly and pigs that can do the moonwalk. the admins are actually aliens in disguise and they give out diamonds like candy. we have a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens and ride giant turtles. the chat is filled with memes and puns that will make you laugh until you cry. come join us and experience the wackiest adventure of your life!

Subsurface Microbe Madness

madness, Microbe, subsurface

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3268
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where you can explore the underground depths of earth like never before! we have communities of underground microbes that are more diverse than reefs and rainforests combined! you can dig, mine, and build your way through this crazy world filled with hidden treasures and mysterious creatures. join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the subsurface depths of earth!

Hyrule SMP

Absolute, best, breath of the wild, Discord, Experience, Game, Hyrule, INFORMATION, Join, Kingdom, Kingdom of Hyrule, legend of zelda, Map, Mods, Popular, PORT, ReBuilding, smp, Survival, together, Zelda

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2942
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	19
Mythical Swords Crafted:	100	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Hyrule SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Hyrule SMP
Theme	The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild
Focus	Survival and Role-playing
Mods	Several mods for a Zelda experience
Discord	Join our Discord

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

How can I join the Hyrule SMP server?

To join our server, please join our Discord and follow the instructions provided there for server access.

What is the theme of the server?

The server is themed after The Legend of Zelda: Breath of The Wild, providing a unique and immersive experience for players.

What is the focus of the server?

We focus on survival gameplay and role-playing, as players work together to rebuild the Kingdom of Hyrule in the Minecraft world.

Are there any specific rules or guidelines for the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you upon joining the server.

Can I use any mods or resource packs on the server?

While we have several mods installed to enhance the Zelda experience, we ask that players refrain from using additional mods or resource packs that may disrupt the server’s balance.

Holoen’s Realm 1.20

holoEN, holoen saves, HoloEns, Realm, saves, saves holoen

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9393
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	466

Yo, bros and broettes, come join this epic Minecraft server where we have saved the mystical land of Holoen from certain doom! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we’ve got flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and talking llamas! Plus, our diamond armor is so blinged out, you’ll blind your enemies just by looking at them! And don’t even get me started on the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the Nether realm. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s save Holoen together!

CraftyFamily Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, bandaid, children, comfort, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consoling, CraftyFamily, denial, Empathy, family dynamics, injury, ISOLATION, legos, Maturity, Minecraft, parenting, rug, self-absorbed, Server, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of stepping on legos? Look no further! Join our server for a lego-free experience that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Our server is so fun, even stepping on legos in real life will seem like a joke compared to the adventures you’ll have here. We promise no lego-related injuries, only endless fun and excitement.

Forget about family arguments and childish behavior, join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you’ll be stepping on is virtual blocks. Trust us, it’s a lot more enjoyable than dealing with real-life drama. Join now and leave the lego-induced tears behind!

PurseRageCraft

anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict, emergency injection, Frustration, insulin, Medicine, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, personal belongings, privacy, PurseRageCraft, relationship, reorganized purse, Respect, touchy subject, Trust, type 1 diabetic, Upset

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists just like this insane story!

Join our server and experience the thrill of searching for hidden treasures in unexpected places, just like this player searched for their missing insulin kit. Who knows, you might find valuable loot in the most bizarre locations, like behind a spice rack or even in the freezer!

But be warned, not everything is as it seems on our server. Just like this player’s boyfriend, you never know who might be messing with your stuff when you least expect it. Will you confront them like this player did, or will you let the mystery unfold as you embark on wild quests and epic battles?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of surprises and shenanigans?

HolyTrinitySMP

bar, black preacher, clergy, comedic setup, comedy, cultural stereotypes, diverse group, Entertainment, funny scenario, HolyTrinitySMP, humor, JOKE, Laughter, Priest, PUNCHLINE, Rabbi, religious humor, religious leaders, social gathering, traditional roles, Unexpected Encounter

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft SMP where we got a Priest, a Rabbi, and a black charismatic preacher all chilling together, right? It’s like a crazy sitcom up in here! And get this, they all walk into a bar together, but instead of ordering drinks, they start building a giant church right there in the bar! And then they start a crazy religious cult in the server, but like, in a totally chill and hilarious way, you know?

So if you wanna join this wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then come on down! We got crazy events like “Build a Shrine to the Potato God” and “Race to Find the Golden Carrot”! Plus, we have the best community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic adventures. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing for days!

CraftyNoobs

Ability, Aptitude, capability, competence, competency, Craft, CraftyNoobs, ESSENTIAL, Expertise, generation, hands-on, imperative, knowledge, Mastery, practical, proficiency, skill, SPECIALIZED, talent, Technical

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	167
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Do you struggle with the basic life skill of building a fire? Are you tired of being the laughing stock of your friends during camping trips? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn how to craft the perfect fire pit, roast marshmallows like a pro, and impress everyone with your newfound survival skills. Who needs a lighter when you have Minecraft? Join now and become the ultimate fire-building master!