Eve’s ass Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

InheritCraft: 100k Lost, 10k Rejected

100k, 10k, disagreement, Estate, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family inheritance, family inheritance conflict, Father, father daughter relationship, financial dispute, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, inheritance distribution, inheritance division, inheritance negotiation, inheritance value, InheritCraft, Lost, payment, REJECTED, sibling rivalry, sisters, Will

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value hard work and family drama! Join us for a chance to inherit virtual properties worth 500k (in-game currency, of course) and navigate through intense sibling rivalries.

Build your own virtual empire, prove your worth to your virtual father, and earn your spot in the virtual will. Will you accept the measly 10k payment or fight for your rightful share? Only on our server will you experience such outrageous inheritance disputes and virtual family dynamics.

So come on, join us and show your skills in Minecraft while dealing with crazy family drama – it’s like a soap opera, but in blocky form!

AwesomeThingsMC SMP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	89	Magic Items Found:	1329
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Do you love building giant statues of llamas? Do you enjoy pranking your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Are you a master at riding pigs off cliffs? Then boy do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with llama-loving, chicken-filled shenanigans, and epic pig cliff diving adventures. Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining server out there! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

CreeperCupid

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, body odor, Communication, CreeperCupid, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, hygiene, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Manners, Negativity, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness, turn off

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386

Tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate dating hotspot for all you blocky lovebirds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding your Minecraft soulmate while battling hordes of zombies together. Our server is so romantic, even the Ender Dragon has been known to shed a tear at the sight of our players falling in love.

Forget about awkward small talk and boring dinners, on our server, you can impress your date by building them a pixelated castle or taking them on a romantic boat ride down our virtual rivers. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can gift your date a diamond sword?

So if you’re tired of swiping left and right in the real world, come join us and swipe up to a whole new level of love and adventure in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your player two in this crazy, blocky world!

BlockyBrawl: Masked Mayhem in West Bank

Bank, BlockyBrawl, breaking news, CASUALTIES, Clashes, Conflict, Fatalities, international news, israeli-palestinian conflict, Masked, masked Israelis, MAYHEM, MIDDLE EAST, occupation, Palestinian, political turmoil, protest, Riot, security forces, shot dead, Tensions, Unrest, violence, West, West Bank

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4402
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	73
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Mines Excavated:	1011
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can join a crazy riot in the West Bank but instead of getting shot dead, you respawn and keep rioting! It’s like a never-ending party where you can throw virtual rocks and build virtual barricades. Plus, you can wear cool masks and pretend to be an Israeli or a Palestinian, whichever floats your boat. Join now for the ultimate chaotic experience!

CheeseSodaCraft: Where Fat & Sugar Rule!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ores Mined:	6091
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	4653
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6872
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Zombie Dances:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Star Shards Collected:	219
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

ConfusedByRedstone – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2330	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!

Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).

CraftingFails

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9233
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.