| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 9194 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 47 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 1442 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 472 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 25 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Akira Toriyama has already faced the trial of Great King Enma, his own creation from Dragon Ball Z. Can you imagine the drama and suspense? It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where we pray for good tiding with King Taizan and hope for the best outcome for Akira Toriyama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to witness his reincarnation in real-time! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6408 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 144 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky? Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon where players who dare to enter are met with challenges beyond their wildest dreams. Some say that those who conquer the dungeon emerge as legends, while others are never seen again.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our insane Minecraft server and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this crazy world. Just remember, anything can happen when success breeds contempt and white bitches breed black babies!
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 6908 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing skeletons, ready to show you the ropes. Our custom-built villages are populated by villagers who speak in nothing but Shakespearean insults – “Thou art a knave, good sir!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 1082 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 568 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where the pigs are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that goes through the Nether? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So come on, join us on our server and let’s make Minecraft great again – one ridiculous adventure at a time!
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1975 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
But that’s not all! Our shaman class also allows you to communicate with the spirits of the Minecraft world, who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny. Rumor has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will be able to mine entire mountains with a single swing!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate shaman warrior, ready to conquer the Minecraft world with your insane powers and wacky adventures. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1560 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 708 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 | Magical Moments Shared: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7843 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 96 |
| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1449 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 21 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 4092 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 105 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic and outrageous adventures in the Minecraft universe. We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a creeper DJ.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any enemy in your path.
So, why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and embark on the wildest, most insane Minecraft journey of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if it’s autism or just pure awesomeness!
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 4560 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 8 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 27 |
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-fag Bigfoot, you’ll win a special prize that will make all the other players green with envy.
So come join us on our fag-tastic Minecraft server and let your rainbow flag fly high!
