2024 Best everything sucks New Minecraft Servers

”HolyCraft Server: F*ck Yeah!”

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Are you tired of everything sucking? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity, where even the blocks themselves have a sense of humor.
On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have custom mods that will make your head spin and your sides split with laughter.

Forget about all those other games that suck, because on our server, the only thing that sucks is a vacuum cleaner (and even that’s debatable). So come on, join us and experience a world where everything is just a little bit more ridiculous and a whole lot more fun.

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TattleTaleSMP – what did you tell her?

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and questionable decision-making! We have a secret underground base where we hold weekly dance parties with creepers (they surprisingly have great rhythm). Our server mascot is a chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who has a PhD in redstone engineering. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

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StrangerCraft: Wholesome Wonders

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Have you ever had a stranger build you a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of random acts of kindness from fellow players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual strangers showering you with gifts and compliments in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and prepare to be amazed by the generosity of our wacky and wonderful community!

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MissileCraft Server

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so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM! you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. like, what even is happening, right? but wait, it gets better.
you start mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant chicken appears out of nowhere and starts giving you free diamonds. like, what kind of server is this, amirite?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ? yeah, that’s a thing here.

but wait, there’s more. you can ride on a rainbow unicorn and shoot fireballs at your enemies. like, who wouldn’t want to join this server, right?

so come join us and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyPolishRevolt

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s gonna be, like, totally epic. we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows. it’s like, a whole new world, man.
you gotta join cuz, like, Poland is warning Europe about some crazy changes in US ties, man. like, whoa. so you gotta be prepared for anything, even if the next president is a unicorn or something.

join this server, man. it’s gonna be a wild ride. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns, dragons, and crazy political drama. what more could you ask for?

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VidCrafters Unlimited

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so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis place is crazier den a creeper on a sugar rush! we got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and zombies doin the cha-cha slide!
one time, we had a whole army of skeletons tryin to take over da server, but den a group of brave players rode in on giant chickens and saved da day! it was epic, bro.

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers? yea, u heard me right. mermaid villagers. dey sellin seashell armor and tridents dat shoot lightning bolts. it’s wild, man.

so if u wanna have a blast, make some crazy memories, and maybe even ride a llama into battle, den dis is da place for u. come join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

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Emberlands

Chaos, Cross-Play, Economy, Emberlands, End Gate, Factions, FANTASY, Friends, Journey, Minecraft, Nations, Server, Survival, Vanilla

A land of fantasy as players embark a journey together with their friends. Lands divided with four nations, each nations have the desire to on top of the economy running inside the world of Emberlands. Divided by land United by Hearts. Shall it be maintained or may cause chaos as the End Gate opening approaches? We will never know.

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PolitCritical Minecraft Server

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PolitCritical – Military-political server

About the server

This server is a world of politics. You can create cities, countries, develop and fight with neighbors, everything depends only on you! We will be glad to see you)

Peculiarities

1. Economy. You can sell your resources and get money for it.2. Transport. We have planes, helicopters and tanks, you can get all of them for money)

3. Weapons. You can also craft weapons from iron and redstone.

map: http://5.9.111.124:25639/#earth_1_1500_survival_with_features_1_16_5:3072:0:-1024:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

donate: https://politcritical1.easydonate.ru/

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MadSmile Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, there is a smile that drives players mad with joy. People have been known to build entire kingdoms just to catch a glimpse of this elusive smile. Some say it brings good luck, others say it’s just a glitch in the game. But one thing is for sure, you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your creations). Trust us, once you experience the madness of our server, you’ll never want to leave!

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WaitCraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the evolution of players in real time! Watch as they go from noobs to pros in a matter of days, evolving their building skills and PvP strategies at an alarming rate. Who needs millions of years of evolution when you can see it happen right before your eyes on our server?
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been secretly plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their tyranny? The choice is yours, but beware, their trading deals are out of this world (literally, they have connections with alien villagers).

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and witness the craziest evolution of players and villagers you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even evolve into a Minecraft god yourself.

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RoommateRaidz Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 Hey there gamers! Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures that will make you question your friendships just like this Reddit user did! 🤪🤪
Imagine setting up a camera in your virtual Minecraft room only to catch your in-game roommate snooping around and going through your pixelated belongings! 😱😱 And when you confront them, they try to justify their actions by saying it’s just a “mistake” and that you’re overreacting! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♂️

But wait, there’s more! This roommate has a history of betraying your trust in the virtual world, just like in real life! 🤯🤯 Will you forgive them and continue the friendship, or will you kick them out of your virtual house and never look back? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server! Join now for all the drama and excitement you can handle! 🎮🎉 #MinecraftDrama #VirtualBetrayal #FriendshipOver 😂😂

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