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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 130 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 376 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3048 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the cutest dumbasses are allowed! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house out of TNT thinking it was a new type of block. Needless to say, it didn’t end well, but it was hilarious!
If you want to be part of a community where being a cute dumbass is celebrated, then this is the server for you. We have epic build battles where players try to recreate famous landmarks using only dirt blocks, and let’s just say the results are… interesting.
Join us for weekly events like the “Dumbass Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like trying to ride a pig off a cliff without dying. It’s chaotic, it’s ridiculous, and it’s a whole lot of fun.
So come on, join our server and embrace your inner cute dumbass. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
