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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 4882 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 234 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the hair dryers are made of diamonds and the mustaches are made of gold! we have a secret underground lair where all the mustache-wearing players gather to plot world domination.
our server is so lit that even the creepers are wearing mustaches and top hats. you can ride on a pig with a mustache while shooting arrows at flying chickens with monocles.
if you join our server, you will be granted the power to summon a giant mustache to crush your enemies. and don’t worry about griefers, we have a team of ninja llamas trained in the art of mustache combat to protect your creations.
so come on over and experience the wackiest, most mustache-filled minecraft server you’ve ever seen. join us now and become part of the mustache revolution!
