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PickMeNotPlsCraft

21st century, acquaintance, attitude, behaviour, berating, Cooking, cute, cutesy, derogatory, failed relationships, feminine, Girlfriend, Girly, insulting, lunches, mannerisms, outlook, Personality, pick me, PickMeNotPlsCraft, pissed off, Rude

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Dragon Eggs Found:	885
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any pick me attitudes! If you’re cute, feminine, and love cooking for your significant other, then this is the place for you. We celebrate all things girly and cutesy, so if you’re looking for a server that appreciates your adorable mannerisms, look no further!

Join us and leave behind all the haters who can’t handle your cuteness. We don’t stand for anyone calling you a pick me, because here, you’re a queen who deserves to be treated like royalty. And if anyone dares to insult you, our community will have your back with some epic comebacks that will leave them speechless.

So come on over to our server and let your girly side shine. Who needs the negativity of the real world when you can escape to a place where being cute and feminine is celebrated? Plus, we have the best virtual lunches packed with love and care, because that’s just how we roll in this Minecraft world. Join us now and say goodbye to anyone who tries to bring you down – they’ll never get picked in our kingdom of fabulousness!

CanuckCraft SMP: Eh, Sorry, Maple Syrup, Moose

bacon, beavers, Canada, Canadian culture, Canadian people, canadian stereotypes, CanuckCraft, cold weather, Diverse, Friendly, Healthcare, Hockey, IGLOOS, Maple, maple syrup, moose, Mounties, multicultural, politeness, poutine, smp, Stereotypes, Syrup, Tim Hortons

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Players Killed by Monsters:	7231	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can build igloos, ride polar bears, and apologize excessively? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride through the Great White North, where the creepers say “sorry” before exploding and the zombies are just overly polite lumberjacks. Our server is so Canadian, even the Ender Dragon wears a maple leaf on its back!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret Tim Hortons hidden somewhere in the world, where you can trade your diamonds for double doubles and maple glazed donuts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mystical Mountie Village, where the villagers ride moose instead of trading with emeralds.

So why wait? Come join our crazy Canadian Minecraft SMP and experience the most absurdly polite and poutine-filled adventure of your life! Oh, and did we mention that every player gets a free pet beaver upon joining? Eh, what are you waiting for, eh?

MinecraftMoodBoost

Bubble Bath, Candlelight, Chocolate, Cuddling, eye contact, FLIRTING, foreplay, intimate setting, Kissing, lingerie, MASSAGE, MinecraftMoodBoost, passionate gaze, romantic dinner, seductive dance, sensual touch, sexy lingerie, slow dance, soft music, whispering, wine

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3953
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	4028

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Picture this: you log on and are instantly greeted by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yes, you read that right. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if that’s not enough to get you in the mood, we also have a giant floating taco that rains down diamonds every hour. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlockyMurderMystery

#criminology, BlockyMurderMystery, Caught, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, Criminal Investigations, criminal justice, criminal justice system, CRIMINAL MINDS, criminal profiling, forensic psychology, investigation, knowledge, law enforcement, murder, PROFESSIONAL, Psychology, psychopathy, serial killers, sociopathy, true crime

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4240
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

so like, have you ever wondered what it would be like to be a professional serial killer in minecraft? well, now you can find out on our server! we got all the tools and resources you need to become the ultimate stealthy murderer.

join us and unleash your inner psychopath as you stalk your unsuspecting victims through the pixelated forests and caves. but be careful, because there are other players out there who are just as crazy as you are.

if you’re feeling extra bold, you can even team up with other killers to form a deadly gang of murderers. together, you can terrorize the entire server and strike fear into the hearts of all who dare to log on.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and start your reign of terror today! who knows, maybe you’ll become the next infamous minecraft serial killer that everyone talks about.

Cooling Craft: Chill Zone

air conditioning, Chill, chill environments, climate control, Cooling, cooling device, cooling technology, Craft, eco-friendly, energy consumption, energy efficiency, energy saving, energy-efficient cooling, environmental impact, green technology, heat transfer, innovative technology, PHYSICS., radiative cooling, researchers, sustainable cooling, sustainable living, thermal management, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	10

join our epic minecraft server where we have coolin devices that make ur builds chill AF like u just popped a cold one with the boys. forget about regular air conditioning, we got that radiative coolin shiz that will blow ur mind. our server is so chill, u might even see penguins waddling around in the snow biomes. come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server in the universe. trust us, u won’t regret it. #chillvibes #penguinparty

What is the IP for MoreSidemen Minecraft Server?

behzinga, ksi, Minecraft, miniminter, moresidemen, Server, sidemen, tbjzl, VIKKSTAR, wroetoshaw, Zerkaa

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5861
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magic Items Found:	2702	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

MoreSidemen is a popular YouTube channel created by a group of British YouTubers known as the Sidemen. The channel features daily vlogs, challenges, and gaming videos, and has gained a large following for its entertaining and unique content. MoreSidemen has over 2 million subscribers and continues to grow in popularity.

MortalMC Beta

Adventure, alliances, building, Clans, Crafting, Custom Plugins, Exploration, Factions, FANTASY, Hardcore, Leveling, Magic, mmorpg, PvP, Questing, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Skills, Survival, War

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	131	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Enchantments Applied:	99	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Animals Bred:	87	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Welcome to MortalMC Beta! Choose Your Race: Our server offers 4 distinct races, each with its own strengths and weaknesses, adding diversity to your gameplay: – Humans: Ideal for players who thrive in groups. Together, they are stronger. – Orcs: Perfect for those who choose the path of the sword. – Elves: Best for players who love to explore new horizons swiftly, avoid conflicts, and maintain control. – Dwarves: Great for players who enjoy digging in the mountains and farming resources. Join us now and find your place in this epic world!

mortalmc.online

Silkys LifeSteal

bunch, first, Hosting, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, New server, Server, Silkys, Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7867
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to The Silky lifesteal, a new server im hosting! I would like you to join my server and be the first bunch to be in my new server!

silkysmp.feathermc.gg

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, Canada, critique, Deception, Fiction, Interpretation, lying.., MapleCraft, Media, Minecraft, Misinformation, narrative, perspective, Place, Reality, Server, skepticism, social media, storytelling, Truth, Understanding, Video

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Love Letters Sent:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Welcome to the most mind-boggling Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This place is so crazy, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park. Seriously, the stories on here are so outlandish, you’ll be questioning reality itself.

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that involve riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or mining diamonds while dodging flying creepers. We’ve even heard rumors of a secret underground disco party where Endermen bust out their best dance moves!

But be warned, once you step foot on this server, you may never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!

I Have An Announcement To Make Minecraft SMP

#announcement, announcement making, cniles, cniles announcement, coding, dealing with it, developer, Existence, Existing, linux, Minecraft, operating system, programming, smp, software, Technology, ubuntu, ubuntu user, web dev, web developer, web development, web development on ubuntu

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their hooves. Yes, you read that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on their sick moves.

3. Our resident web dev, who goes by the name Ubuntuwe, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can code spells into existence and make your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just don’t ask him to fix your computer – he’s too busy conjuring up diamond armor.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join our server and prepare for a wild ride. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!