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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8665 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 | Magical Moments Shared: | 7 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Farms Harvested: | 549 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Hey there fellow gamers, welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP where we take things to the next level! Today’s agenda includes: squatting for reps (because who needs leg day at the gym when you can do it in Minecraft), a power medley (we’re talking lifting virtual weights like a boss), circus dumbbell for reps (because regular dumbbells are too mainstream), and Fingals Fingers into Power Stairs (sounds intense, right?).
Rumor has it that Hafthor Bjornsson and Mitchell Hooper are dominating the competition, but who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next. Maybe someone will accidentally build a house out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff – anything is possible in our wacky world.
And let’s not forget about the underdogs like Tom Stoltman who are determined to climb their way to the top, even if it means facing off against virtual giants. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles and unexpected twists. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
