KidCraft: No Excuses!

aunt, Behavior, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, cousins, discipline, Empathy, Excuses, family, family dynamics, KidCraft, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, teenagers, uncle, Understanding

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9657
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and crutches are weapons of choice! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time Tyler and Brooklyn had an epic crutch battle that shook the entire family gathering.

Witness the drama unfold as Tyler hurls crutches down the stairs like a pro, only to be thwarted by Brooklyn’s fierce determination to defend her territory. Who will emerge victorious in this epic showdown? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to Elle, the ultimate defender of kids being “just kids” no matter what crazy antics they get up to. Watch as she shields Tyler from the wrath of the family, proclaiming that no one is hurt and he’s just a kid. Will her fierce loyalty be enough to save him from the consequences of his actions?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is always expected and crutches are more than just mobility aids, join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows what wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

TimeMachine SMP: 15YearOldMe

15YearOldMe, smp, Timemachine

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and travel back in time to give advice to your 15-year-old self! Imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to explain the wonders of redstone contraptions and diamond mining to your past self. Will you change the course of history or create a paradox that destroys the fabric of reality? Only one way to find out – join our server and embark on this wild time-traveling adventure! Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and chickens that lay golden eggs. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created!

CraftyBeautyLand

baby names, beautiful name, charming names, CraftyBeautyLand, delightful names, elegant names, enchanting names, favorite names, gorgeous names, Heard, lovely names, lovely sounding names, MOST BEAUTIFUL, name ideas, name suggestions, Naming, naming inspiration, pleasing names, pretty names, stunning names, unique names

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dimension Hops:	13
Divine Spears Created:	29	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server so epic, so legendary, that just saying its name will make your enemies tremble in fear? Well, this server is definitely not that one. But hey, who needs a fancy name when you have a server filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself?

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of majestic llamas as you battle against a horde of evil villagers who are trying to steal all your diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it.

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With treacherous lava pits, deadly creeper explosions, and a never-ending supply of prankster Endermen, you’ll need all the luck (and armor) you can get to survive.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just don’t forget to bring a sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Maduro’s Airplane Minecraft Server

Airplane, caribbean, controversy, diplomatic incident, Dominican Republic, embargo, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, Latin America, Maduros, Minecraft, Politics, President Nicolas Maduro, sanctions, Seizure, Server, south america, travel, united states, US, Venezuela

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Ores Mined:	3502	Meteorites Collected:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	2747	Secret Passages Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s like the US seizing Venezuela President Nicolas Maduro’s airplane in the Dominican Republic? well, guess what, this server is even crazier than that!

join us for the most wild adventures in the minecraft world, where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players in epic battles. we have insane plugins that will blow ur mind and make u never want to leave.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. u gotta be super sneaky to find it, but once u do, u will be the richest player on the server.

so come join us and experience the madness for urself. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Zelensky’s Weaponless Warriors

aggression, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, long-range strikes, Military, military aid, military capabilities, military intervention, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, WARFARE, Warriors, Weaponless, weapons, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	6677	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where we have all the weapons ukraine needs to take down russia! we got long-range strikes that go deep inside enemy territory, just like zelensky wanted! our server is so lit, even putin is scared to log on! join now for the ultimate battle of the century!

What is the IP for GOOBER GANG Minecraft Server?

demon world, demon x, Gang, goober, goobers, goobers gang, goobers universe, goobers world, mangopool, mangos world, Minecraft, roblox, Server, stud, stud plays, xdemon

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

GOOBER GANG is a up-and-coming rap collective hailing from Atlanta, Georgia. With a unique sound that blends trap, hip-hop, and punk influences, they have been making waves in the underground music scene. Comprised of members Lil Goober, Big Goober, and Lil Goober Jr., GOOBER GANG is known for their energetic live performances and catchy hooks. Keep an eye out for this talented group as they continue to showcase their creativity and push boundaries in the music industry.

Get Sucked In to Vortex SMP! Applications Are Wide Open! [smp]

Anarchy, application, Applications, Community Events, content creators, Custom Items, Discord, fantastic, Fun, Minecraft, Open, opportunity, overpowered items., Players, Private, Roster, semi-private, Server, Small, smp, Sucked, Survival, unique experience, Vanilla, vortex, wide

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4898
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Vortex SMP <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/ark-new-story-update/">Server</a>

Vortex SMP Server

Vortex SMP is a private Minecraft server offering a unique experience where every player starts with their own custom overpowered item. It’s yours to keep—unless you die or lose it. Plus, more exclusive items will be given out during community events. This is a great opportunity for small content creators or anyone just looking for a fun SMP to play on! Vortex SMP is an up-and-coming semi-private, semi-anarchy survival server with a fantastic roster of players. No need to be a content creator to apply—everyone is welcome.

Join our public Discord to fill out a quick application form (no need to make a video). Hope to see you there! 👋

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FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the Vortex SMP server?	Yes, everyone is welcome to join the server, not just content creators.
How do I apply to join the server?	Join our Discord and fill out a quick application form.
What kind of items do players start with?	Every player starts with their own custom overpowered item.
Are there community events on the server?	Yes, more exclusive items will be given out during community events.

VividLope Minecraft Server

Alternative Medicine, anti inflammatory, Antioxidant, cognitive function, Detoxification, digestion, energy boost, Focus, health benefits, herbal supplements, holistic healing, immune support, mental clarity, Minecraft, mood enhancement, natural remedies, Relaxation, Server, sleep aid, stress relief, vitality, vivdlope, VividLope, wellness

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a boring lecture on quantum physics? Well, look no further because our server is like a shot of espresso for your gaming experience!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Vivdlope, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Vivdlope’s got you covered. Need a pet llama that can breakdance? Vivdlope can make it happen.

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Vivdlope is waiting for you, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

FascistFiasco Minecraft SMP

anti-social, capitalists, Empathy, FascistFiasco, fascists, Freaks, Game, humane, Leftists, Minecraft, money hungry, psychos, smp, Underdogs, world better, ZA/UM

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	530
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mines Excavated:	3451
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	287

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the fascists are just a bunch of anti-social freaks who can’t even make eye contact with a creeper, the capitalists are money-hungry psychos who would sell their own diamond armor for a profit, and the leftists are the humane underdogs trying to make the world a better place one block at a time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a quest to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Pickaxe (rumored to have the power to turn dirt into diamonds). So come on, join our server and let’s see who will reign supreme in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Just remember, in this SMP, anything can happen – even a chicken riding a pig into battle!

SibLackinCraft

affair discovery, BETRAYAL, cousin relationships, dna test, emotional struggle, family disruption, family drama, family relationships, Family secrets, financial motives, genetic questions, middle class, online communication, Podcast, private family, reaching out, secret half-sibling, SibLackinCraft, Trauma, trust issues

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as possible? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero family secrets coming to light and causing chaos!

Join us and escape the real world drama of secret affairs and long-lost siblings. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without worrying about your family falling apart.

Plus, who needs a new half-sibling trying to weasel their way into your life when you can have virtual siblings who will always have your back in the game? Trust us, our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama and create your own virtual family with fellow players.

So come join us and leave all that messy family stuff behind. After all, who needs a half-sibling drama when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? Let’s keep the drama where it belongs – in the game!

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