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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 9505 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 38 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 5738 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
