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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5727 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
