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Hairy Women Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Enchantments Applied:	125
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	135
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!

Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.

So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

CraftAssassinTrumpCNN

Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9322
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	6844	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?

anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!

so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

PaperCutCraft

Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.

first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?

also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.

so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.

Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.

So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

DayZPro Minecraft Server

Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Endless Night Skies:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!

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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.

NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9117
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Divine Spears Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	9018	Emeralds Found:	2751
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a trip down memory lane? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual time machine, allowing you to revisit all those special places from your past. Need a break from reality? Join us and escape to a world where anything is possible, even hanging out with friends from the past. So come on, join us and make some new memories in our crazy virtual world!

MineAfterDark – Minecraft server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get steamy in more ways than one! Join our Erotic Roleplaying ThreadHefty Edition for a wild and raunchy adventure like no other.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of sexy villagers approach you, offering to trade their “special” goods in exchange for your precious resources. Or maybe you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with naughty mobs just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a reputation for being quite the seducer. Will you be able to resist its charm and defeat it, or will you succumb to its powers and become its loyal servant?

So come on in and join us for a Minecraft experience you won’t soon forget. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – things are about to get spicy!

Kid2Adult Minecraft Server

Adulthood, appreciation, CHANGE, Childhood, Development, enjoyment, experiences, growing up, hindsight, Kid2Adult, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, perspective, Reflection, Server, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Remember those boring family gatherings where you were forced to sit at the kids’ table and pretend to enjoy your gross food? Well, guess what? On our Minecraft server, you can relive those traumatic memories in the most epic way possible! Build your own kids’ table out of diamond blocks and force all the other players to sit there while you feast on the finest virtual cuisine.

But that’s not all! Remember how your parents never let you stay up past 8 pm? Well, on our server, the party never stops! Stay up all night mining for diamonds, battling creepers, and causing chaos with your fellow players. Who needs sleep when you have a virtual world to conquer?

And let’s not forget about those cringeworthy school dances where you were too afraid to ask your crush to slow dance. On our server, you can finally make your move! Build the most romantic pixelated dance floor, invite your crush to join you, and sweep them off their virtual feet. Who needs real-life rejection when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the things that sucked as a kid, but are fucking awesome as an adult!

SicklyDeliciousCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7104
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of deliciousness and danger! Join us if you dare to feast on the forbidden fruit of Minecraft – the infamous Poison Potato! Sure, it tastes good going down, but just wait until you see what happens next! Will you survive the stomach-churning adventure or will you be left clutching your virtual toilet bowl in regret? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the culinary chaos begin!

CraftyAssassins

#classified information, Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyAssassins, foreign threat, Government, intel, investigation, Iranian plot, law enforcement, national security, presidential security, Protection, secret service, SECURITY, security measures, security protocol, Shooting, Terrorism, threat, trump

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1206
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Farms Harvested:	959
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

so, like, this server is so lit that even the Secret Service is getting involved. they heard about this crazy plot from Iran to take out Trump, but don’t worry, it’s all good here. come join us and you’ll be safer than the President himself. plus, we have like, secret agents running around making sure everything is cool. who knew playing Minecraft could be so intense? come join us and be part of the action!