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Hoholina’s Hideaway: Where you can mine, craft, and search for lost pets while I’m AFK

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on wild adventures and meet mysterious creatures like the elusive hoholina! But be warned, this creature is so rare and special that we have to remind players not to rape or kill her while they’re exploring the world. Join us if you’re up for the challenge of protecting hoholina and uncovering the secrets of our server. Who knows what other crazy encounters await you in this wacky world!

MineTale – Digging for Determination in the Deltarune World of Blocks!

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Alphyne Day Edition is in full swing! Join us for a day filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds inspired by your favorite characters.

Explore the world of DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 like never before, with secret passages and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Dive into the Old Game and New Game with progress updates that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all – we’ve got merch that will make your friends jealous, from Undertale Artbooks to Legends of Localization. And don’t forget to check out our extra content, including sweepstakes and text dumps that will keep you entertained for hours.

So why wait? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret fangame or two. The possibilities are endless, just like the adventures that await you. See you in the game!

Creepers & Chill: ‘How was your Friday?’

celebration, Chill, CREEPERS, decompress, drinks, end of week, FRIDAY, friday night, Friends, Fun, Happy, happy hour, Party, Relaxation, Socialize, TGIF, unwind, weekend, weekend vibes, work

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	171	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Gods Slained:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	New Chunks Explored:	49575
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	61
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of boring Fridays spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft server where every day is a crazy adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to find it. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So say goodbye to boring Fridays and hello to the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even the Creepers Complain About the Lack of Decor

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	245092
Ores Mined:	3629	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of living in a boring old shithole? Do you want to escape the powers that be and take control of your own destiny? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and a whole lot of fun. Leave your tiny winkie behind and come join us for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Down Under Dwellers: Where Aussies on Welfare Craft and Smoke

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	2596	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mines Excavated:	2769
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a kangaroo on a sugar rush? Look no further, mate! Our server is so crazy, even the koalas are getting in on the action. Join us and you’ll be building your own virtual Outback, complete with crocodiles, dingoes, and maybe even a drop bear or two.

But that’s not all – we’ve got a thriving community of Aussie gamers who are always up for a laugh. From BBQs on the beach to surfing competitions in the Nether, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Steve Irwin riding a giant spider into battle.

So why waste your time with boring old servers when you could be hanging out with a bunch of Aussies who are as crazy as a dingo in a tinnie? Join us now and let the good times roll, mate!

Crafty Drivers: Where Creeper Cars and Enderman Trucks Rule the Road!

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7189
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Players Killed by Monsters:	2120	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will drive you wild? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual road trip experience! Forget about boring old trucks, we’ve got cars that go vroom vroom and zoom zoom all over our massive map.

Join us and race through the streets of our pixelated city, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. Need a break from the fast-paced action? Take a leisurely drive through our scenic countryside, where you can admire the blocky sunset and maybe even spot a herd of pixelated cows.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground racing circuit where the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate Minecraft speed demon?

So why wait? Join our server today and start revving your engines for the ride of a lifetime!

GrailCraft: Where Explaining the Grail is Half the Fun!

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

What would you do if you stumbled onto proof of the largest conspiracy in the history of Minecraft – something that could change the blocky world in a massively positive way, but the scope of the evidence is so vast that no one else has the patience required to see the big pixelated picture?

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the legendary diamond pickaxe of Herobrine! Rumor has it that it holds the power to summon a herd of explosive pigs to wreak havoc on your enemies. Are you brave enough to wield such power?

But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and so powerful that it can turn your enemies into blocks of cheese with a single cluck. Will you be able to tame this feathered fiend and ride it into battle?

So come on down to our server and embark on a quest like no other. Unravel the secrets of the Minecraft universe, battle epic bosses, and make friends with talking sheep. The adventure of a lifetime awaits, but only the bravest and most absurdly hilarious players need apply!

Crafty Colonists – Rimworld Vibes

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Welcome to Anomaly is trash edition! Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the most outrageous and insane server for you to join!

Join us for a wild ride where the DLC is so worth it that you should probably pirate it first to try it out. And don’t forget, the book is required reading for any game dev or gamer – it’s a must-have!

But wait, there’s more! Dwarf Fortress is not welcome here, so you know things are about to get crazy. And when it comes to mods for performance, we’ve got Performance Fish and Rocketman – use them and never look back!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of insane stories and adventures await you in Anomaly is trash edition!

Crafty Cravings: Where Minecraft Dreams Begin!

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to start wanting things in the most outrageous ways imaginable. Want a diamond sword? Better be prepared to do the chicken dance in front of a herd of creepers! Need some iron ore? Get ready to serenade a group of skeletons with your best rendition of “Baby Shark”!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Wishing Well of Wackiness, where your wildest dreams can come true…if you’re willing to trade in your sanity for a chance at glory. Rumor has it that one player wished for a pet dragon and ended up with a block of cheese instead.

So come on down to our server and start wanting things like never before. Who knows, you might just end up with a llama wearing a top hat as your loyal companion!

Crafty Disappointments: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and zombies are the backup dancers.

But that’s not all! We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!