🔥Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where diabetics are the ultimate cyborgs! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where insulin pumps and sugar levels determine your fate.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our virtual doctor NPCs will prescribe you with diamond-studded insulin pumps that shoot out enchanted potions to keep your blood sugar in check.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret quest where you can unlock the hidden power of the Glucose Gauntlet, a legendary weapon that can turn your enemies into sugary treats.

So come on, join us and become the ultimate diabetic cyborg in the Minecraft universe! Who knew managing your blood sugar could be this much fun?

CryptoSMP: NoDepositGifts

Blockchain, Burning Fee, Crypto, cryptocurrency, CryptoSMP, Deposit, Digital Currency, economics, finance, gift, Gift Worth 1000 USD, Global Distribution, Investment, monetary, Monetary Economics, NoDepositGifts, rules, scarcity, Self-Growing Crypto, transaction, ZAIAT, ZAIAT Coins

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or rewards? Well, look no further because our server is giving away ZAIAT coins as a gift worth $1000! That’s right, you can become a crypto millionaire just by playing Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! ZAIAT is a self-growing crypto that is rewriting the rules of monetary economics. By burning 2% of every transaction through a built-in fee, every use increases scarcity. It’s like a virtual treasure hunt every time you make a trade!

And the best part? We offer free full global distribution of ZAIAT coins to all our players. So come join our server and start mining, trading, and becoming a crypto tycoon in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

NoTipNoTipNoTip

aita, Birthday, customer service, dining out, Experience, Food, MIL, NoTipNoTipNoTip, pub, Restaurant, Restaurant (Industry), Server, service, sour beer, Tipping, tipping culture, tipping etiquette, tipping expectations, tipping policy, tipping standards

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the servers are as bad as this one! You log on and the server greets you like 10 minutes later, doesn’t even tell you what’s on tap (like, what even is that in Minecraft?), and disappears for ages before bringing you a sour beer (because why not have weird drinks in Minecraft too?). And then, get this, he vanishes again before you can even order food! Like, what kind of service is that in a virtual world?

But wait, it gets better. Your food magically appears via other servers, and the original server only shows up again when you wave him down for the bill. And when you don’t tip (because, let’s be real, who tips in Minecraft?), he straight up yells at you across the whole server! Like, talk about virtual drama.

But hey, if you’re into chaotic servers and want to experience the virtual equivalent of a panic attack in your car, then this Minecraft server is the place for you! Join now for a wild ride of bad service and unforgettable moments. Just don’t forget to tip…or else.

KissCraft Minecraft Server

Affection, closeness, Connection, Embrace, emotional bond, Intimacy, kiss, KissCraft, love, Memory, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, partner, Passion, physical touch, relationship, Reminiscing, Romantic, Server, Significant Other, Special, Tender

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Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll have more kisses than a Hershey’s factory! Our players are so friendly and affectionate, you’ll be smooching left and right in no time. Join now and get ready to pucker up for some pixelated love!

CraftyCreeperLove

CraftyCreeperLove, cyber relationships, dating apps, dating websites, digital age, internet dating, long distance relationships, love, meeting people online, modern dating, online communication, online dating, online interactions, online matchmaking, online romance, relationships, romance, social media, Technology, virtual connections, virtual dating

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Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find your pixelated soulmate! Our server is filled with eligible players just waiting to craft a connection with you. Who needs Tinder when you have diamond swords and pickaxes to win someone’s heart?

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being ghosted again because our players are always online, ready to chat and mine together. Plus, rumor has it that two players who met on our server actually got married in real life! Talk about a love story for the ages.

So if you’re looking for love, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of creep(er)y excitement, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just dig up a diamond in the rough.

BlockWars: Gaza vs Israel

activism, blockwars, Boycott, campaigners, Conflict, controversy, demonstration, gaza, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, olympics, Palestine-Israel, Political, pro-Palestine, protest, social justice, solidarity, sports, Stadium, TEAM

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u know what else is gonna be a protest? joining our epic minecraft server, where we fight for the rights of block people everywhere! forget about israel and palestine, come join us in a world where the only conflict is between creepers and players! we have epic battles, insane builds, and a secret underground society of villagers plotting world domination. plus, our diamond armor is so blingin’, even herobrine is jealous. so come on, join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is the real olympics of blocky fun!

AvianAdventures

adaptation, Animal Behavior, avian, AvianAdventures, Birds, cognition, discovery, Early, Evolution, Exploration, History, humans, Instinct, intelligence, Migration, Nature, ornithology, species, Survival, wildlife, world

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so, like, imagine this, right? birds were, like, the OG explorers of the world before humans even knew what was up. they were flying around, checking out all the cool stuff, probably gossiping about us humans like “omg, have you seen those weird creatures on the ground? they walk on two legs and can’t even fly, lol.”

anyways, this minecraft server is like, the ultimate bird paradise. you can build nests in the sky, have bird parties with your feathered friends, and even go on epic quests to find the legendary golden worm (yes, that’s a thing on this server).

plus, there’s a secret underground society of moles who are always trying to steal your shiny things, so you gotta watch out for them. but don’t worry, you can team up with your bird buddies to protect your loot and take down those sneaky moles.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server where birds rule the world and crazy adventures are around every corner, then come on over and spread your wings! squawk squawk, mothercluckers!

Superbug Slayer Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit gameplay you’ve ever seen! our new antibiotic plugin is so OP that it nearly eliminates the chance of superbugs evolving in the game. imagine battling against mobs and never having to worry about them getting stronger and evolving into super mobs! with our dual-action antibiotic, bacterial resistance is (almost) impossible, just like defeating the ender dragon on your first try! join now and experience the ultimate gaming experience where nothing can stop you, not even those pesky superbugs!

Peak Anarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Challenges, Chaos, Community, creativity, Environment, Exploration, Factions, free for all, Goal, Hardcore, Modification, No Rules, Player vs Player, PvP, Raiding, Sandbox, Survival, teamwork, Vanilla, world reset

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PeakAnarchy is a minecraft server with the goal to never reset the world in a free for all no rules pvp environment, with little modification to the vanilla survival gamemode.

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RealismCraft

Adventure, Alliance, Challenges, Combat, Community, Dungeons, Economy, Empires, Jobs, MCMMO, Mining, Professions, PvE, PvP, RealismCraft, Skills, teamwork, Thriving Towns, Towny, Treasures

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Welcome to our bustling Towny Minecraft server, where community and adventure await! Forge alliances, build empires, and conquer the wild lands with Towny’s robust town management system. Utilize MCMMO to hone your skills and become a master in various abilities, from mining to combat, gaining an edge in both PvP and PvE encounters.

Earn your keep with our Jobs plugin, where you can choose from a variety of professions to earn money and resources. Whether you’re a skilled miner, a savvy fisherman, or a mighty warrior, there’s a job tailored for you. Collaborate with fellow players to establish thriving towns, each with its unique charm and economy.

Explore our dynamic world filled with treasures, dungeons, and challenges that will test your skills and teamwork. Join us and embark on a journey where your imagination is the limit, and the bonds you forge will shape the destiny of our server.

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Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	387
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7010	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	5

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	908203	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crops Grown:	9066
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	2646	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Falling into the Void:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Divine Spears Created:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Potions Brewed:	25
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Farms Harvested:	828	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	38
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Void Gems Collected:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Must-See Evangelion: 2.0 You Can (Not) Advance Minecraft Servers