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VirginCraft: UnlearningPorn101

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	4102
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Join our server and unlearn all the crazy things you thought you knew about sex from porn and mainstream movies! Our community of late bloomer Redditors will show you the ropes (literally) and teach you the real way to mine for diamonds. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on our server – where the only thing harder than obsidian is our dedication to helping you lose your Minecraft virginity!

NATOcraft: Zelensky’s Block Party

Alliance, BLOCK, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, Expansion, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, Military, nato, NATOcraft, Partnership, Party, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategy, Ukraine, US, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride of your minecraft life, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down here. we got llamas riding pigs, chickens with diamond armor, and creepers that explode into rainbows.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with mountain dew. you can build a house out of giant marshmallows and ride unicorns into battle against evil zombie villagers.

plus, we have the most epic events like a giant spleef tournament where the winner gets a real life golden apple. and every full moon, the server turns into a disco party with skeletons breakdancing and witches mixing potions like DJs.

so, if you’re ready for the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft experience of your life, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown. trust us, you won’t regret it.

StateOfFiction

american culture, American films, Cinema, Entertainment, fictional locations, fictional states, fictional towns, Film history, film industry, film production, film settings, film trivia, Hollywood, movie locations, Movie Making, movie sets, movie trivia, movies, screenwriting, StateOfFiction, storytelling

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23

so like, have you ever wanted to explore a world where every town is made up and every state is just a figment of someone’s imagination? well, guess what, this minecraft server is just the place for you! join us and travel through the wackiest, craziest towns you’ve ever seen, all set in a state that doesn’t even exist!

imagine walking through a town where the buildings are made of jello and the trees are made of cotton candy. or how about a state where the rivers flow with chocolate milk and the mountains are made of marshmallows?

on this server, the possibilities are endless and the adventures are out of this world. so come join us and get ready to laugh, explore, and have the time of your life in a world where anything is possible. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic journey through the land of make-believe!

NanoCraft: Acidic Cell Slayer

Acidic, acidic microenvironment, biomedical engineering, cancer cells, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, Cell, cellular level, experimental treatment, innovative medicine, innovative technology, kill cancer cells, low pH levels, Medical research, Mice, nanobots, NanoCraft, nanorobot’s weapon, nanotechnology, Precision medicine, researchers, slayer, Targeted therapy, Tumor Cells

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9843
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

so, liek, u kno how cancer is, liek, super bad n stuff? well, we got these tiny robot dudes that can, liek, kill cancer cells in mice! it’s, liek, so cool, man. these nanobots have, liek, weapons that activate in the acidic stuff around cancer cells, cuz they have, liek, low pH levels. it’s, liek, science fiction come to life, bro. come join our server and, liek, witness the power of these tiny warriors as they battle the evil cancer cells. it’s, liek, a whole new level of epicness, dude. so, come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be part of this amazing journey to save the world, one nanobot at a time!

Another MOTD much wow Minecraft server

ADD, alt, another motd, banner, Class, description, height, image, Lazy, Minecraft, much wow, OWNER, personal account, Rating, Server, Storage, Title, very wow, width

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Love Letters Sent:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

The owner of the “Another MOTD much wow” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.emeraldgrief.ru

BioShock2IsCanon Minecraft Server

Bioshock 2, bioshock 2 community, bioshock 2 controversy, bioshock 2 debate, bioshock 2 fan, bioshock 2 lore, Bioshock 2 story, bioshock community, bioshock controversy, bioshock debate, bioshock fan, bioshock fans, bioshock franchise, bioshock lore, bioshock series, bioshock story, BioShock2IsCanon, canon, Gaming, Minecraft, Server, video games

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ores Mined:	3014	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But when they tried to take the loot, the chest sprouted legs and ran away, leading them on a wild goose chase through a maze of lava pits and exploding sheep. It was a wild ride, but they eventually caught the chest and claimed their riches. And that’s just a taste of the crazy adventures waiting for you on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. You haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a zombie in a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft experience of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a fun ride)!

NoFearCraft Minecraft Server

civil liberties, data privacy, Data Protection, digital rights, freedom, Government, Minecraft, NoFearCraft, nothing to fear, nothing to hide, online privacy, personal information, privacy, privacy advocate, privacy concerns, privacy laws, privacy rights, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, surveillance state, transparency, Trust

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we live by the motto “Nothing to hide, nothing to fear.” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a team of fearless llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. They may spit on you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Only the bravest adventurers can find it.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who loves to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of golden apples.

4. We host weekly “Build-Off” competitions where players have to build the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures they can think of. The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, nothing is off-limits and everything is possible.

DadBod’s Minecraft Server

aita, birth certificate, child support, co parenting, Communication, court order., custody battle, DadBods, dna test, ex-partner, family dynamics, family name, family relationships, last name, legal custody, mediation, Minecraft, parenting, physical custody, Server, Stability, Stepfather, Therapy

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Ores Mined:	8829	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high just like in this crazy story! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous battles over last names – because who wouldn’t want to fight for their son’s Minecraft username, right?

Experience the thrill of court-mandated mediation and therapy sessions with your ex, where the judge may just order you to build a pixelated replica of your son’s birth certificate. And don’t forget the ultimate showdown over who gets to pass on their Minecraft skin to the next generation!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected encounters with ex-in-laws who will stop at nothing to make sure their grandson’s Minecraft clan has the most epic last name. And be prepared for passive-aggressive comments from your ex’s friends as you gather virtual groceries in the pixelated world.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you’re not just a Minecraft player – you’re a Minecraft dad fighting for your son’s digital legacy! Because in the end, it’s not about the blocks you mine, but the family name you defend. See you in the game!

SisNameStealerCraft

Adora, baby names, baby naming, daughter’s name, family names, family tradition, hurt feelings, middle name, parenting decisions, personal connection, Pregnancy, Respect, She-Ra, sibling names, SisNameStealerCraft, sister’s opinion, special meaning, timeless names, twin sister, twinness

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8143
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	110	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your in-game creations! Just like the OP’s wife and her twin sister, we believe in choosing the perfect name for your pixelated pals.

Join us and experience the thrill of naming your Minecraft pets after your favorite TV show characters. Whether it’s Adora from She-Ra or Alexander from…well, wherever Alexander is from, we’ve got you covered!

But beware, if you dare to question the naming process, you may face the wrath of twin sisters who will stop at nothing to defend their naming decisions. Will you be the hero who stands up for your chosen name, or will you be labeled as the ultimate Minecraft baby namer drama llama?

Join our server now and embark on a naming adventure like no other! And remember, in Minecraft, the name you choose is the name that defines you. So choose wisely, and may the naming odds be ever in your favor!

CreeperCatastrophe

awkward sex encounters, awkward sex moments, awkward situations, bedroom blunders, CreeperCatastrophe, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy sex moments, embarrassing moments, embarrassing sex stories, funny sex stories, funny stories, intimacy gone wrong, relationship problems, sex, sexual fails, sexual mishaps, uncomfortable experiences, unexpected sex stories, unexpected situations, worst sex experiences, worst thing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and unpredictable, you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. One time, someone accidentally spawned a giant chicken that started chasing everyone around, causing chaos and laughter. Another time, a player built a rollercoaster that glitched out and sent them flying into the sky! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join the fun and see what kind of hilarious mishaps you’ll encounter next. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting a move! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!