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ExSMPNightmare

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Emotional Abuse, ex, ExSMPNightmare, forgiveness, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Lies, Manipulation, moving on, personal growth, relationship trauma, self love, self-care, starting over, toxic relationship, trust issues, WORST

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Are you tired of dealing with ex drama and looking for a fresh start? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape from all the relationship woes and focus on building epic structures and fighting off creepers! Our server is ex-free guaranteed, so you can mine and craft in peace without any exes blowing up your creations. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are the ultimate breakup cure on our server – find enough of them and you’ll never think about your ex again! So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to ex drama forever!

SmellCraftComforts

calming aroma, childhood memories, Comforting Memories, comforting smell, cozy atmosphere, emotional connection, familiar comfort, familiar scent, favorite scent, happy place, home, inviting scent, Nostalgia, peaceful aroma, pleasant aroma, Relaxation, SmellCraftComforts, soothing fragrance, stress relief, sweet fragrance, warm embrace

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5411
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Yes, you heard that right, UNICORN FARTS! Join us for a magical experience like no other.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyPutinPrisonMC Server

activism, advocacy, authoritarian regime, CraftyPutinPrisonMC, Democracy, fear, freedom of speech, government repression, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, international relations, Kara-Murza, opposition, political exile, political persecution, Putin’s prison, Release, russia, Russian dissident, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6627	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

HamasCraft: UNstaffGoneWild

Accountability, Attack, Conflict, disciplinary action, employment, Fires, Hamas, HamasCraft, internal investigation, international organization, investigation, MIDDLE EAST, misconduct, Oct 7, security breach, staffers, Termination, termination of employment, Terrorism, UN, united nations, UNstaffGoneWild

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	192
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

lol u gotta join dis server cuz we got more drama den da UN, we had to fire 9 staff cuz dey were caught playin for Hamas in a minecraft attack on october 7th. come join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans, u never know what’s gonna happen next! plus, our pixel art game is on point, u won’t find better builds anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and be part of the madness!

AddictivePasteCraft

addictive substances, AddictivePasteCraft, dental addiction, dental care, dental habits, dental health, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental products, dental routine, oral care, oral health, oral health habits, oral hygiene, oral hygiene habits, oral products, tooth brushing, tooth care, tooth health, Toothpaste, toothpaste addiction

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	2097
Dimension Hops:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’ll make your teeth sparkle like diamonds!

Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

MimicCraft: Boosted T Cells & Tumor Death

Antitumor, Apoptosis., Boosted, Boosts, Cancer, Cell Death, Cell Proliferation, cells, death, Gene therapy, immune response, immunity, immunotherapy, Induces, INT-1B3, MicroRNA, mimic, MimicCraft, miR-193a-3p, oncology, T Cell, Therapeutics, Treatment, tumor

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got mad scientists creating crazy potions that will make you invincible in battle! we got this one potion called INT-1B3 miR-193a-3p Mimic that will boost your T cell immunity so you can wreck all those pesky mobs and players trying to take you down.

not only that, but this potion also induces tumor cell death so you can flex on those cancerous cells while you’re out here building your epic base and mining for diamonds.

so come join us and become the ultimate warrior in this wild world of minecraft! trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Necropolis: Where skeletons have a bone to pick and creepers are just misunderstood. Ages 18+

+18, 2.10.2, AGES, Avalon Forge, Avalon Forge server, Bone, Cheating, Claiming, Community, CREEPERS, Drama-free, Friendly, Griefing, lag prevention, Mature, Mature Community, misunderstood, Modded, modded server, necropolis, non-stackable items, one week uptime, Pick, PvE, Respect, rules, Skeletons, storage systems

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Avalon Forge Server 2.10.2

We are running an Avalon Forge server 2.10.2 that’s been up for a week! We’re a mature and friendly community so we don’t condone any drama and would like for everyone to be mindful of the other players they’re playing with. Join our Discord server here.

Rules:

Rules
No grieving
No cheating
Don’t claim close to other people unless you’ve asked for their permission
Be respectful to other players on the server
You have to be 18+ to join
Please try to keep non-stackable items out of storage systems as it can lag. (don’t cause unnecessary lag in general)

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address provided by the server admin.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: PVP is allowed but make sure to respect other players and their belongings.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: Yes, there are certain items that are banned to ensure fair gameplay for everyone.

WellCrafted Minecraft Server

Cliche, Communication, emphasis, Expression, idiom, Language, linguistics, Minecraft, phrase, redundancy, Repeated, Repetition, Saying, Server, Speech, Talk, three times, well, WellCrafted, Words

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3298
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	324477
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4516

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! That’s right, our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy creatures that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and ridiculous Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

Minecraft SMP: JustWatchedThisCraft

40 years, animation, art direction, brought back, Completely, Disney, Good, HOLY SHIT, Japan, Just watched, JustWatchedThisCraft, looks so good, Minecraft, Mogs, Renaissance, smp, stagnated, Watched

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Join our Minecraft SMP server and experience a world so epic, it makes the Renaissance look like a finger painting class! Our animation and art direction are so on point, it’ll make Disney question their life choices. It’s like we took animation, put it in a time machine, and brought it back to the future with a vengeance. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this mind-blowing journey through pixels and blocks. Trust us, Japan ain’t got nothing on us!

BroCourt Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroCourt, brother, cease and desist, consent, Court, court case, defamation, Family issues, Harassment, internet, invasion of privacy, Lawyer, legal action, legal consequences, legal recourse, Minecraft, online harassment, personal rights, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, social media

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of your brother invading your personal space and posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where no one can take unwanted pictures of you! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any pesky siblings ruining the experience.

With our server, you can unleash your creativity and build the most epic structures without worrying about your brother’s prying eyes. And if he dares to try and sneak into your virtual world, we have a team of virtual lawyers ready to take him to virtual court!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted pictures and hello to endless fun and adventure! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting posted online is your amazing builds, not embarrassing photos of you.