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CraftyCrappers

bathroom behavior, bathroom etiquette, bathroom habits, Communication, connectivity, CraftyCrappers, digital age, digital communication, internet, mobile devices, modern society, multitasking, ONLINE, online conversations, screen time, smartphones, social media, social-networking, Technology, toilet time, virtual interactions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ores Mined:	1523
Potions Brewed:	103	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! this server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. why should you join? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond block with a sign that said “free diamonds for life”. and guess what? they actually got free diamonds for life! i know, crazy right? but that’s not all. we also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. why? because why not! oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost who gives out enchanted weapons? yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and experience the magic of communicating with others while pooping. it’s a game-changer, literally.

McDonald’s Down Minecraft Server

Big mac, BURGERS, Business, chain, Corporation, Decline, Downfall, fallen, fast food, financial crisis, Fries, golden arches, iconic, Internet meme, McDonalds, Minecraft, Press F, public relations, Restaurant, Server, social media, stock market

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4349
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because McDonald’s has fallen and we need your help to rebuild it! Join our server and embark on a hilarious adventure to collect all the ingredients needed to make the perfect Big Mac. But beware, the evil Ronald McDonald is lurking around every corner, ready to steal your precious pickles. Can you save McDonald’s and become the ultimate fast food hero? Press F to pay your respects to the fallen fries and join us on this wild ride!

PixelPunchers Minecraft Server

adult life, Being, daily basis, Dark Arts, Dedication, Defeat, detention, face, Fandom, Fighting, incel, mind reader, Minecraft, misbehaving kids, PixelPunchers, Powerful, powerful mind, sacrifice, SAVING, Server, voldemort, Weirdo

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Holy Grails Found:	3
Animals Bred:	70	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of living a boring life in the real world? Do you want to dedicate your adult life to fighting the dark arts, lying to mind readers, and sacrificing your entire being to save the world from evil? Then come join our Minecraft server where anything is possible!

On our server, you can become a wizard and battle against the forces of darkness, all while getting called a weirdo incel by the fandom. You can even get detention from the most powerful wizard of all time for misbehaving kids – talk about a plot twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even save the world from Voldemort himself!

SisCraft: No Maid of Honor Drama

Childhood, Communication, Drama, emotional baggage, ENGAGEMENT, family, favoritism, forgiveness, Honor, love, Maid, maid of honor, parents, regret, rejection, relationships, Resentment, self reflection, sibling, SisCraft, sister, strained relationship, Wedding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Mines Excavated:	3186	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a sibling rivalry like no other.

Are you tired of boring servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, on our server, you’ll be dealing with family dynamics that would make even the Kardashians jealous. Witness the epic saga of two sisters torn apart by favoritism and betrayal, all while trying to survive in the world of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just find yourself in the middle of a wedding feud that puts reality TV to shame. Will you be the maid of honor who saves the day, or will you be accused of being just like the parents who caused all the drama in the first place?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of love. Just remember, in this world, you never know who might turn against you next.

WeirdTube Minecraft Server

atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, Favorite, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, quirky, Server, strange, TOPICS, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, Videos, watch, weird, WeirdTube

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1265
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of dancing llamas and flying pigs. They were so amazed by the sheer awesomeness of it all that they never wanted to leave. True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cheese, ride a rollercoaster made of diamonds, and even battle a dragon that shoots out kittens instead of fireballs. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft enthusiast.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CouplesCraft Bed Wars

back sleeping, Bed.., bedroom tips, bedtime routine, comfort, Communication, couples, CouplesCraft, Cuddling, Intimacy, love, mattress, physical connection, relationship advice, romantic ideas, side sleeping, sleep quality, sleeping habits, sleeping positions, spooning, stomach sleeping, underrated bed position, Wars

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and discover the most underrated bed position for couples – the “Tango Twist”! Watch as your Minecraft avatar gets tangled up in knots with your partner in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Who knew virtual beds could be so much fun?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full battle armor!

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? One thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Accountability, Bolivia, catholic church, child abuse, Corruption, cover up, crimes, Exploitation, Holycraft, investigation, Jesuit Order, Justice, legal action, Minecraft, misconduct, pedophile, Priest, religious institution, scandal, Server, sexual abuse

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	493

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so wild, it makes a pedophile priest in Bolivia look tame? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us and uncover the secrets of the Jesuit Order as you navigate through hidden temples and treacherous caves. But be careful, because you never know what kind of scandalous cover-ups you might stumble upon!

With custom plugins and wacky events, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair where all the banned players go to plot their revenge. Will you be brave enough to venture into the depths and face the wrath of the banned?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Just remember, things may get a little scandalous, but hey, that’s just all part of the fun!

CraftyNvidiaLand

Artificial Intelligence, Competition, corporate success, CraftyNvidiaLand, data centers, financial news, Gaming, Graphics cards, growth, industry leader, innovation, long-term investment., market capitalization, market dominance, most valuable company, nvidia, record high, semiconductor, stock market, tech industry, Technology

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Enchantments Applied:	182	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ores Mined:	9893	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where nvidia is the ruler and you can mine for graphics cards instead of diamonds!

we have a secret underground lair where you can battle it out with other players in a pixelated version of fortnite!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll unlock the power to control the entire server with just a click of a button!

plus, every full moon, the pigs in the game turn into flying pigs that drop enchanted bacon that gives you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyComediansMC

Accountability, Censorship, comedians, control, CraftyComediansMC, Democracy, Expression, fear, freedom of speech, governments, humor, influence, Journalists, Media, Politics, power, Professions, satire, Scared, Truth, WatchDogs

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	403
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	819	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that has both, then this is the place for you, my friend. our journalists are always uncovering the latest gossip and scandals in the minecraft world, while our comedians are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh until they pee their pixelated pants.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.

SurvivalCraft: No Trial, Just Fun!

BIAS, Cancer, cancer research, clinical trial, confounding, data interpretation, evidence-based medicine, Fun, Healthcare, medical literature, Medical Studies, meta analysis, oncology, Participation, patient outcomes, research findings, research methodology, statistical analysis, Survival, survivalcraft, systematic review, treatment effectiveness, trial

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5259
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Star Shards Collected:	76	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, you know how some people think joining a cancer clinical trial will make them live longer? Well, turns out that’s a load of bull! On our server, you can join all the crazy trials you want and still live just as long as everyone else! Plus, we have special potions that make you invincible and can turn you into a unicorn. So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? Come on, join us and live forever in Minecraft land!