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| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1702 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Villages Defended: | 5 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of sentient llamas who have a knack for building elaborate roller coasters that will make your head spin (literally)?
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese, and the only way to access it is by completing a series of ridiculous challenges set forth by a mischievous talking potato named Spud.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because things are about to get weird.
