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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 8640 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 32 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
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