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EuroOriental Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	845
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that lack excitement and adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with culturally orientalist enriching experiences that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to explode!

Embark on quests to save the world from evil Ender Dragons who have been brainwashed by evil sheep. Build your own empire and defend it from raiding parties of zombie villagers who just want to borrow a cup of sugar (and your brains).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Rapefugee Village, where you can trade with villagers from far-off lands and learn their unique customs. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden treasure that will make you the richest player in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Cellphone Bart’s Prank Calls

Bart Simpson, Bart Simpson humor, Bart Simpson prank calls, Bart Simpson quotes, Bart’s, Calls, cell phone, cell phone culture, cellphone, classic tv, comedy, funny quotes, humor, humor in technology, iconic TV characters, modern communication, modern era, Nostalgia, phone pranks, prank, prank calls, Technology, television, the Simpsons

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can prank call peeps while building epic structures? well, u in luck cuz on this server, we got bart simpson himself as a mod! he be pullin pranks left n right, like turning all the pigs into flying cows or making all the trees dance to disco music.

but that ain’t all, we also got a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot and battle evil mobs. and if u lucky, u might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe bart’s pranks). trust me, u won’t regret it!

GirlPowerCraft

academic achievement, academic research, female-dominated disciplines, field diversity, gender bias, gender disparity, gender equality, gender imbalance, GirlPowerCraft, grant applications, grant funding, grant funding success, grant success rates, male-dominated fields, research evaluation, research quality, research success, researcher evaluation, STEM Fields, women in physics, women in stem

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Magic Items Found:	8089	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

So, like, this server is totally wack, man. We got a study that says the more women on the server, the lower the success rate of grant applications. But get this, if you’re a chick in a dude-dominated field like physics, you’re gonna be a rockstar on this server! We got all the lady physicists killin’ it out here, showin’ those male-dominated fields who’s boss. Join now for a wild ride filled with grant applications and researcher evaluations that’ll blow your mind!

Welcome to The Crib – where even your virtual blocky house has a better mortgage rate than your real one! 🏠🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6265
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magic Items Found:	2865
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

TheCrib Minecraft Server

Server Type	Survival, SMP, Factions, Anarchy
Supported Platforms	Java & Bedrock
Java Versions	1.7 to Latest

Server IP: thecribmc.us.to

Bedrock Port: 19132

Discord Server: discord.gg/thecribmc

Wiki: wiki.thecrib.live

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock Edition.
What type of gameplay does the server offer?	The server offers Survival, SMP, Factions, and Anarchy modes.
Is there a Discord server for TheCrib?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/thecribmc
Are there any version restrictions for Java players?	No, the server supports Java versions from 1.7 to the latest release.

BaldursCraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1447	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks here and there).

Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and romance options that will make your heart race faster than a sprinting Enderman. Long rest often to unlock hidden camp scenes and advance companion quests – who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into!

Recruit Minthara without going down the evil path by knocking her out in Act 1 – just be prepared to miss out on a steamy sex scene (unless you’re into that sort of thing). Choose between exploring the Underdark or the Mountain Pass – or why not both? The more loot, the merrier!

And don’t even get us started on The Dark Urge – it’s like Tav+ but with even more twists and turns. Consequences for consuming tadpoles? Nah, just a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole and avoid a drastic change in appearance. Enable Karmic Dice for smoother gameplay, or disable it if you’re feeling lucky.

Vote on romance options, race, class, and companions – because your choices shape the world around you (or at least the world of our server). So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed (or pig), and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	New Chunks Explored:	912524
Love Letters Sent:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Farms Harvested:	922	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	130
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Magic Items Found:	2324	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

billionaire, Business, entrepreneur, investigation, luxury yacht, LynchCraft, Maritime, maritime disaster, Mike Lynch, Minecraft, missing, missing persons, News, search and rescue, Server, sinks, Tech, Technology, Tragedy, Tycoon, uk, uk news, wealthy individuals

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	925	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ores Mined:	2987	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	30
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	310	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!