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The Milkshake Mine

Ammo, currencies, Dollar, Dying, EURO, eurodollar market, Fail, global economy, Guns, japanese yen, liquidity, mid 2030s, milkshake, Panic, PMs, Protect, slurped, Time, time to buy, USD

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4595
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9512
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but building and mining? Well, look no further because on our server, you can prepare for the impending collapse of the USD and global economy!

Join us as we watch the Japanese Yen and Euro fail first, signaling the end of the world as we know it. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of time to stock up on guns and ammo to protect ourselves or invest in precious metals if that’s more your style.

So come on down to our server and get ready for the chaos of the mid-2030s! Who knew the apocalypse could be so much fun in blocky form?

Tarrare’s Tinder: Minecraft Edition

BIZARRE, conversation piece, conversation starter, Curiosity, DATING, Edition, female, foodie, History, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, INTERESTING, love, Minecraft, odd, Reincarnation, relationships, strange, Tarrare, Tarrares, thought experiment, Tinder, Unique, what if

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
New Chunks Explored:	426906	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Buildings Constructed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to date a female reincarnation of Tarrare, the legendary French glutton who could eat an entire cow in one sitting. Imagine the romantic dinners you could have together, feasting on endless amounts of food while discussing the finer points of gastronomy.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers of Minecraftia?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

CraftyMemesMC: ‘/2mw/’ – Where laughter and blocks collide in epic adventures!

2mw, 3rd gen, advent, Adventures, Anime, blocks, collide, CraftyMemesMC, Entertainment, Epic, fanbase, Gaming, hololive en, Hololive talents, Interactive, Japanese culture, Laughter, Livestream, Manga, Online Community, Schedule, shiori novella, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Weekly Thread

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9074
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Divine Spears Created:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a Hololive EN 3rd Gen stream? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual party hosted by Shiori Novella herself, complete with crazy adventures and epic quests. Join us for weekly events where you can battle dragons, build giant statues of your favorite VTubers, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or just get lost in a cave for hours, we won’t judge). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty F*ckery: The Server of Questionable Decisions

Crafty, Decisions, Fckery, Questionable, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	850
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	340
Crops Grown:	1664	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Star Shards Collected:	124	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Villages Defended:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleepy cat? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to grant you unlimited diamonds and make you the coolest kid on the block. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a gang of evil bunnies with laser eyes and a taste for player tears.

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on our resident boss, a giant chicken named Cluckzilla who breathes fire and has an army of zombie pigmen at his command. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that lets you fly like a majestic unicorn (but with feathers instead of rainbows).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves to earn exclusive disco-themed loot that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Creepers Anonymous: Where Mondays are Banned!

ANONYMOUS, banned, bros, Burnout, capitalism, CREEPERS, exhaustion, Frustration, I HATE MONDAY, Labor, Life, Live Slave Die, long hours, Medieval, modern life, Monday blues, Mondays, peons, society, stress, tired, UNACCEPTABLE, wageslaving, work

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10

Tired of being a wageslave in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the grind of everyday life! Our server is filled with endless adventures, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground society of llama warriors who will fight by your side. Say goodbye to the 9-5 grind and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Ye Olde MineCraftery: Where Wagies Become Warriors!

1800’s, 19th century, black and white, capitalism, cartoon, Comic, economic exploitation, graphic novel, historical, humor, Industrial Revolution, Labor, MineCraftery, olde, period piece, satire, social commentary, vintage, wage labor, wagie, wagies, Warriors, worker, Working class

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of mining for diamonds like a peasant on other servers? Well, on our server, we have a time machine that transports you back to the 1800s where you can live out your wildest wagie dreams! Work in the coal mines, build railroads, and dodge dysentery like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we have a special event where you can duel other players with pickaxes for ultimate bragging rights. Join now for a historical Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Cows & Creepers

Cows, Crafty, CREEPERS, First three words, long trail tags: First three words, tags: First, three, Words

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8775
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding pigs and flying llamas!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. And if you manage to defeat it, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swing!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground city where players can trade with talking villagers who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. And every full moon, a magical portal opens up that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

Brits Gone Wild

Alcoholic, British, Brits, Chilled, classic, Cocktail, coffee, cold beverage, Edition, frozen treat, Fruity, ice drink, lemonade, non-alcoholic, Refreshing, Soda, summer drink, tea, tradition, traditional drink, uk, Wild

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9497
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to the coolest Minecraft server around – ice drink edition! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground ice cave filled with rare diamonds and emeralds. But here’s the catch – the only way to access this cave is by riding a polar bear wearing sunglasses while drinking a slushie made of pure ice blocks. Crazy, right?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ice Queen, who will challenge you to a snowball fight for the chance to win a magical ice scepter that shoots frosty blasts at your enemies. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that epic battle!

So come join us on ice drink edition and experience the frosty fun for yourself. Who knows what icy adventures await you in this frozen wonderland of a Minecraft server!

Zombie Rehab: Could He Have Been Saved?

could have been, could have been saved, could he, could he have, Could he have been saved, Rehab, SAVED, zombie

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4232
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Potions Brewed:	73
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you must save Steve from being trapped in a block of diamond by evil villagers. Only the bravest and most skilled players can help Steve escape his sparkly prison and restore peace to the land. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you have what it takes to save Steve and become a hero in the world of Minecraft!

MegaCraft: Where Megaman’s Dreams Come True

action, Adventure, blue bomber, capcom, classic, Dr. Wily, dreams, Franchise, Gaming, iconic, Mega Man X, MegaCraft, megaman, megaman battle network, Megaman Legends, Megamans, Nostalgia, peak, platformer, Retro, Robots, series, True, video games

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2019
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4365
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the Megaman franchise has officially peaked! That’s right, Dr. Wily himself has set up shop in our server and is causing chaos with his robot minions. But don’t worry, you can join forces with Megaman and his trusty sidekick Rush to take down the evil doctor once and for all!

Not only that, but our server is home to the most epic boss battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Fight against giant robot bosses like Gutsman, Cutman, and even the infamous Yellow Devil. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with epic loot that will make all your friends jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server also has custom Megaman-themed skins and builds that will transport you straight into the world of Megaman. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Megaman hero!

Creepers ‘n’ Patriots: ‘OH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEE’ Minecraft Server

America, American pride, Anthem, CREEPERS, Democracy, Flag, freedom, home of the brave, Justice, land of the free, Liberty, Minecraft, national anthem, OH SAY CAN YOU SEE, Patriotic, patriotism, patriots, pride, red white and blue, SEEEEEEE, Server, song, stars and stripes, united states, Usa

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3242
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll be greeted by a majestic bald eagle who will guide you through the land of pixelated wonders!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Creeper Army and the Sheep Rebellion as they fight for control over the enchanted diamond castle. Will you choose to fight alongside the fearless llamas or join forces with the mischievous villagers? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that a secret portal to the Nether is hidden somewhere in the depths of the ocean, guarded by a giant squid with a taste for adventure. Will you be brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Oh say can you seeeeeeee, the fun that awaits you!