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RegretCraft Minecraft Server

contemplation, Guilt, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight is 20/20, introspection, lament, looking back, Minecraft, Questioning, reconsideration, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, repentance, RUE, second thoughts, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, sorrow, uncertainty

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	869
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between giant chickens and tiny zombies, or if you want to participate in our weekly “Build-a-Castle-in-5-Minutes” challenge (spoiler alert: it always ends in chaos).

We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who accidentally dropped it in a pit of lava. Does he regret it? Join our server to find out!

The Poopocalypse: Minecraft SMP

bathroom, challenge, cleaning, Cleanup, DIRTY, Disaster, feces, Foul, gross, hygiene, Mess, Minecraft, odor, OVERWHELMING, Poop, Poopocalypse, sanitation, Sewage, smp, stench, unhygienic, Unpleasant, Waste

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never question how much poop is scattered throughout the server. Seriously, it’s everywhere. But hey, at least it adds a nice, rustic touch to the landscape, right?

Join us for epic adventures like trying to tame the wild poop monsters that roam the land, or participating in our annual Poop Olympics where players compete in events like Poop Hurdles and Poop Tossing. Trust us, it’s a real blast.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Poop Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in the game. Just be careful not to get too close to it, or you might get a whiff of its deadly stench.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and embrace the chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your shovel and a strong stomach.

PixelPerfect Minecraft Server

Minecraft, PixelPerfect, Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	9002	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of your mom constantly trying to show off your achievements on social media? Join our Minecraft server where your accomplishments are kept private and your mom can’t brag about you to her friends!

We understand the struggle of wanting to keep things to yourself, that’s why on our server, we prioritize your privacy and personal space. No more worrying about your mom sharing your graduation photo without your consent – we’ve got your back!

Plus, if your wife ever betrays you by sending that photo to your mom behind your back, we’ll make sure she faces the consequences in-game (no physical violence, of course). So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience where you can escape the chaos of family dynamics and just focus on building and exploring!

CraftyCampNoWay

bad behavior, Boundaries, boy power trip, camping trip, Communication, compromise, CraftyCampNoWay, cranky, custody, dramatic, emotional, family dynamics, moody, parenting, puberty, refusal, social media, stepdad, Strict Parenting, tween, uncle

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Towns Built:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of tween boy power trips? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual puberty playground, complete with moody, emotional, and cranky players just like Ethan. Join us for some epic play fights and death stares, all while navigating the delicate balance of giving space and boundaries.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is the perfect escape for those who are tired of family drama. Sick of your mom and stepdad posting embarrassing pictures of you online? Join our server and never worry about unwanted social media exposure again. We promise not to post any pictures of you, unless you’re doing something super cool and fun (and between the ages of 14 to 25, of course).

And if you ever find yourself in a custody battle over Labor Day camping trips, don’t worry – we’ve got your back. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can stand your ground and refuse to go on family trips without fear of being forced against your will. Plus, we have strict rules against meddling stepdads and uncles calling the shots – because here, the players are in charge.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server around, where tween boy power trips are not only accepted, but encouraged. Who knew virtual puberty could be so much fun?

ForbiddenFragrance

forbidden delights, forbidden pleasures, forbidden scents, forbidden smells, ForbiddenFragrance, guilty pleasures, hidden delights, hidden scents, illicit aromas, off-limits scents, peculiar aromas, secret indulgence, secret scents, surprising scents, taboo fragrances, taboo scents, unconventional odors, unexpected favorites, unique fragrances, unusual favorites, unusual scents

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9590
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6405	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of smelling roses and lavender all day? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can indulge in the intoxicating scent of freshly baked creeper pies and smelly zombie feet! Join us for a whiff of excitement and adventure like never before! Who knew that forbidden smells could be so enticing in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your nostrils be tantalized like never before!

TreePhoto Minecraft Server

air pollution, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, ecological damage, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, microplastics, Minecraft, nanoplastics, photosynthesis, plant health, plastic particles, Pollution, research, scientific study, Server, Tree, tree health, TreePhoto

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Farms Harvested:	598	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Void Armor Forged:	21	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where nanoplastics are interfering with tree photosynthesis! why would you want to miss out on all the wacky adventures of trying to save the trees while building your own epic treehouse fortress? plus, who wouldn’t want to see what happens when you mix nanoplastics with creepers? it’s a wild ride of chaos and creativity that you won’t find anywhere else. so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously messed up fun on our server!

PutinCraft: Mongolian Adventure

Adventure, Arrest warrant, diplomatic visit, global politics, government visit, head of state, HUMAN RIGHTS, International Criminal Court, international relations, justice system, Kremlin, legal implications, legal obligations, mongolia, Mongolian, official announcement, political trip, PutinCraft, russian president, summit meeting, Travel itinerary, Vladimir Putin, world leader

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3

OMG u guyz u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz Vladimir Putin is gonna visit Mongolia next week and he’s gonna play with us! He’s gonna bring his pet bear and ride it around spawn, it’s gonna be lit AF! Plus, if u join, u might get a chance to arrest him and hand him over to the International Criminal Court for some extra loot or something. It’s gonna be wild, so join now before Putin steals all our diamonds! #PutinPlaysMinecraft #MinecraftDiplomacy

GutCraft: Poopocalypse!

abdominal pain, Adults, Aging population, bloating, Bowel Movements, constipation, digestive disorders, Digestive health, Elderly, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gut health, gut microbiome, GutCraft, human gut, Microbiome, microbiota, microorganisms, Poopocalypse, research, Seniors, trigger

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	735820	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2265
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

So, like, yo, join dis Minecraft server cuz we got da cure for constipation, bro! Our virtual world is filled with magical microorganisms that will keep yo gut in check, no more bloating or abdominal pain, y’all! And get this, if you’re over 60, our server will literally make yo bowels move like never before, it’s like a virtual laxative, dude! So come on and join us, where constipation is a thing of the past and poopin’ is a party!

”SmiteCraft Server”

action, battle arena, Combat, competitive, divine powers, FANTASY, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gods, MOBA, multiplayer, Mythology, online gaming, Server, smite, Smite 2, Smite Bros, SmiteCraft, strategy, team-based, video game, Warriors

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7575
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	7651	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret weapon that will blow your mind – the Smite Bros! These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, except they’re all decked out in diamond armor and ready to kick some creeper butt.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who are known for their epic pranks and hilarious antics. You never know what they’ll do next, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off the whole time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s even a hidden portal to the Nether, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time and prepare for a wild ride with the Smite Bros, the Blocky Bandits, and a whole lot of crazy adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SassySistersMC SMP – “Why are creepers so explosive?”

CREEPERS, discrimination, double standards, Emotional Abuse, explosive, female aggression, female anger, female competition, female empowerment, female insecurity, female resentment, female rivalry, female solidarity, gender inequality, gender stereotypes, hateful, Misogyny, SassySistersMC, sexism, smp, societal pressure, toxic behavior, toxic femininity, Women

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Tired of getting griefed by creepers and zombies? Looking for a place where women aren’t constantly trying to steal your diamonds? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a community of players who are all about building epic bases and going on wild adventures. Plus, our server is so safe that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Join us and leave those hateful women behind – it’s time to game in peace and harmony!