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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3606
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Emeralds Found:	2710
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server where you can join a wacky cast of characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Dancing Deer.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft with Fujikura the Funky Fox, Shisui the Sassy Squirrel, and Tenma the Terrifying Tiger. And don’t forget about Pipkin the Prancing Panda, Kaneko the Kooky Koala, and Dizzy the Daring Dragon.

Join this server for epic adventures, hilarious antics, and maybe even a dance-off with Ember the Energetic Elf or a baking competition with Komachi the Crazy Cat. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure hidden by the mysterious Runie the Rambunctious Raccoon.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wonderful Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Imagine if he had two all-stars on his team Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9828
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Votes:	5815

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players riding pigs into battle. Yes, you read that right – pigs! And not just any pigs, but pigs wearing diamond armor and wielding enchanted swords.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there are two all-stars on this server who are basically Minecraft gods. One of them can tame creepers and ride them like horses, while the other can turn any block into a block of pure gold with just a touch.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built an entire city out of TNT, only to blow it up every Friday night for fun? Or a group of players who have formed a secret society dedicated to worshiping the almighty chicken?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then join our server today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

New Concord Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	New Chunks Explored:	559901
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a freshly baked cake straight out of the oven – hot and ready for you to devour!

Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with unicorns, leprechauns, and even a friendly dragon who will give you free diamonds if you tell him a good joke.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm. And don’t forget about our annual “Build-A-Banana” contest where players compete to create the most outrageous banana-themed structure for a chance to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience a whole new world of wackiness and wonder. Trust us, once you enter our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP: Muh Guide to Not a Movie

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe don’t grief too much, but who’s counting?).

We’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

But beware, there’s a notorious group of llamas who call themselves the Llama Mafia, and they’ll stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and llama-nap your pets. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate llama whisperer?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride like no other. Just remember, it’s not a movie, it’s a guide… to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3276
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	109
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting hit on by random dudes in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, if a player gives you their virtual card, it means they are trying to hit on you… in the game! Join us for a wild ride of virtual flirting and hilarious misunderstandings. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks. So come on, join us and see where the virtual romance takes you!

””it’s over”’ Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Crops Grown:	4830	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. That’s right, these llamas can boogie better than any player on the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is home to a legendary chicken who can lay diamond eggs. That’s right, DIAMOND EGGS! Imagine the riches you could have if you were lucky enough to stumble upon one of those bad boys.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to fly. Yes, FLY! So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living it up with dancing llamas, diamond egg-laying chickens, and flying with enchanted carrots? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Votes:	969	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
New Chunks Explored:	359740	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Barber of La Manchaland and Outis in an epic battle for survival.

But that’s not all! Take a ride on the Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade and experience the thrill of dodging fang-hunting office fixer Hong Lu while trying to extract the elusive Faust.

Why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a Minecraft server that is directly tied to the setting of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina? Plus, our tutorial is so important that missing it would be a bigger disaster than a creeper blowing up your diamond stash.

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

J J thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Zombie Dances:	0	Animals Bred:	115
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to the most star-studded Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Jordyn Jones and other internet starlets as we navigate through the virtual world with style and sass.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that OP, the server owner, has finally decided to “f*ck off” and leave us to our own devices. No more rules, no more restrictions – it’s a free-for-all of chaos and mayhem!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned Minecraft player. Plus, you never know when a wild celebrity might pop in for a surprise visit – imagine building a castle with Jordyn Jones herself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this outrageous adventure and let’s show the world that Minecraft isn’t just for kids – it’s for glamorous go-getters who aren’t afraid to get their hands dirty (literally)!

Crush Rejects Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9743
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	7369	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a potato in a world full of hot fries? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a pixelated masterpiece! Join us and escape the harsh realities of the real world where even the girl of your dreams prefers a tall, muscular police officer over you.

On our server, you can be whoever you want to be – a majestic unicorn, a fearless warrior, or even a blocky Brad Pitt. No judgment here, just pure pixelated fun! So come on, join us and leave your balding, drug addict look behind. Who knows, maybe on our server, the girl of your dreams will finally notice you – or at least your pixelated alter ego!

The Awkward Minecraft SMP Facts

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Void Armor Forged:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace all kinds of quirks and oddities! If you struggle with everyday tasks like reading an Imperial Measuring tape, setting up a caulking gun, or even reciting the alphabet, you’ll fit right in with us.

Join our server and bond with fellow players who also can’t pee at a urinal with other dudes around – because let’s face it, who needs that kind of pressure while playing Minecraft?

Don’t worry about being judged for your unique struggles, because here, we celebrate them! So come on in and let your quirks shine in all their glory. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find someone who shares your struggles with caulking guns and alphabet recitation. It’s a wild ride on our server, and we want you to be a part of it!