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Sand N*ggers Anonymous: A Minecraft Server for the Culturally Insensitive

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Towns Built:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5488	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	255
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to never mention sand niggers unless you want a Big Mac shoved in your face! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and insane builds that will make you question your sanity.

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a castle out of diamond blocks, or have epic dance parties with creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for Big Macs, because that’s the only currency we accept around here!

SteamCraft: Where mods make the villagers question their existence 18+ JAVA 1.20.1

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
New Chunks Explored:	624137	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Event Name	Grand SteamCraft Summer Jamboree
Location	SteamCraft Server
Date	Thursday, May 16th
Time	5 pm CST
Minigames	Spleef, Hide and Seek, Build Battle, Elytra Racing, Parkour, Dodge Bolt, Fight Night (if interested)
Dress Code	Formal attire recommended but not required
Prizes	5 door prizes every hour, potential to earn the Fireman Rank for free

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Do I need to register to attend the event?	No registration is required, just join us on the SteamCraft server!
Is there an age requirement to participate?	Yes, participants must be 18+ to join the event.
How do I join the event on the SteamCraft server?	Simply log in to your Minecraft account and connect to the SteamCraft server on Thursday, May 16th at 5 pm CST.
What kind of prizes can I win?	Prizes include door prizes awarded each hour and the opportunity to earn the Fireman Rank for free if you stay for the entire event.
Can I bring friends to the event?	Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the Summer Jamboree on the SteamCraft server.

Kirsche Lard Hut

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

Crafty Combatants: Choose Your Blocky Fighter

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can choose your fighter and battle it out in epic PvP matches! Will you be a fearless warrior wielding a diamond sword, or a sneaky ninja using invisibility potions to strike from the shadows? The choice is yours!

Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, mine diamonds with a magic pickaxe that never breaks, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so wild, even the creepers have learned how to dance the Macarena!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco where players can party with villagers and blast music from jukeboxes all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary golden carrot that grants wishes when eaten (just be careful not to accidentally turn into a zombie pigman)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8511
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

highway.mineblaze.xyz

BraidCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5382
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Magic Items Found:	1073	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena during boss battles.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckles.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

Nagatoro’s Blocky Adventures: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

#nagatoro, adaptation, Adventures, Anime, blocky, bullying, Character development, comedy, CREEPERS, fear, friendship, Hayase, high school, high school romance, Manga, Manga adaptation, Nagatoros, popular boy, relationship, romance, school life, shy girl, slice of life, teasing, teasing dynamic, TOUGH, Tread

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of getting your butt kicked by Hayase in every Minecraft server you join? Well, fear not, because on our server, Hayase is just a mere mortal like the rest of us! Join us and show Hayase who’s boss by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of PvP combat. Join forces with these feathered warriors and dominate the battlefield with their clucks of doom!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying cows and rainbows are made of bacon? Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Hayase’s reign of terror and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Carb on Craft: Where Building Meets Underground Economies, Jobs, and Free Ranks! #MinecraftMadness

Adventure, building, carb, Caves, Challenges, Craft, creativity, custom aspects, Development, Dimensions, Discord, Economies, Enchantments, EXCITEMENT, free, Island Payouts, Jobs, meets, MinecraftMadness, monthly payouts, Network, Paradise, PvP, Ranks, Resources, strategy, tiny island, top spot, Underground, Wild Landscapes

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3806
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	1450
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140

CarbonCraft Minecraft Server Overview

Game Mode	Description
SMP (Survival Multiplayer)	Team up with friends to conquer the wild landscapes, build structures, explore caves, engage in PvP battles, and experience custom enchantments.
Skyblock	Start with a tiny island in the sky, expand into a paradise, overcome challenges, gather resources, unlock new gameplay dimensions, and compete for monthly island payouts.

IP: play.carboncraft.xyz

Discord: https://discord.gg/carboncraft

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP, play.carboncraft.xyz, in your Minecraft client.
Are there any custom features?	Yes, both SMP and Skyblock have custom enchantments and challenges to enhance gameplay.
Can I play solo on the server?	While the server promotes teamwork, solo play is also allowed.
Is griefing allowed?	No, griefing is not allowed on the CarbonCraft server.

Crafty Cash Grab

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	87
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the economy is just as unpredictable as real life! Join us and experience the thrill of inflation, recession, and stagnation all within the comfort of your blocky world. Our economists are actually just a bunch of chickens running around with calculators, and our boomer faggots are actually just villagers who can’t stop talking about the good old days of mining for diamonds. So come on in and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy – just don’t blame us if you end up trading all your emeralds for a stack of dirt!

Crafty Kinks: Not Just a Fetish Server 😉

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6666
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your wildest fantasies to come true! Join us and watch as your cock goes rock hard every time you see a woman wearing anything French-related. It’s not just a fetish, it’s a lifestyle choice on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also offer a special humiliation feature for those who are into that sort of thing. Get ready to be roasted and toasted by our hilarious community of players who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!