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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2963 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for all you gooners out there! We have the most epic goon squad you’ve ever seen, and we’re always up to some crazy shenanigans.
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, build giant statues of Steve with diamond armor, and have epic PvP battles where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden carrots. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, like enchanted golden apples and stacks of netherite blocks.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We have a strict no creeper policy, so if you even think about blowing up someone’s house, you’ll be banished to the End dimension for eternity. So come join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner goon and have the time of your life in Minecraft!
