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SlimCraft Minecraft Server

Caffeine, calorie intake, daily walks, diet, drinking coffee, drinking water, eating less, Exercise, FITNESS, healthy choices, healthy habits, hydration, lifestyle changes, Minecraft, not smoking, nutrition, physical activity, quitting smoking, Server, SlimCraft, Walking, weight loss, weight management

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6475
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers that only offer the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where the only way to survive is by eating less in-game food, not smoking any virtual cigarettes, only drinking water and coffee (no potions allowed!), and walking everywhere you go. That’s right, forget about riding horses or flying with elytra, it’s all about getting those steps in!

But that’s not all – we’ve also added crazy new mobs like the Coffee Creeper, who explodes in a shower of espresso beans, and the Salad Skeleton, armed with a deadly cucumber sword. And don’t even get us started on the boss battles, where you’ll face off against the dreaded Diet Dragon, who breathes low-calorie fire.

So why wait? Join our server now for a truly absurd Minecraft experience that will have you laughing and sweating in equal measure. Who knew staying healthy could be this much fun?

GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Farms Harvested:	376

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

CampCraftCounselorCringe

Animals, attitude, AUTHORITY, Behavior, Beliefs, camp counselor, CampCraftCounselorCringe, correcting, DAUGHTER, Disrespect, impolite, Incorrect, learning experience, mollusks, octopus, parenting, reprimanding, sea creatures, summer camp, Support

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8188
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where correctness is key and knowledge is power! Join us for a wild adventure filled with octopus debates and mollusk facts. Our camp counselors are experts in marine biology and will never steer you wrong… unless they think octopus are fish, of course!

Come join us and experience the thrill of correcting your counselors on their animal knowledge. Who knows, you might even get a special achievement for proving them wrong! Don’t worry about being disrespectful, because here, being right is always the right thing to do.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a sea of information and fun. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational? Join us now and show off your animal expertise in the craziest camp around!

Respawn Roulette

respawn, roulette

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3851
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Join our Minecraft server and find out how you would meet your hilarious demise! Whether you get squashed by a giant chicken or suffocated by a pile of exploding llamas, the possibilities are endless! Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous deaths in Minecraft history!

PixelPilipinoWarriors

Apology, comfort women, criticized, Filipino, Filipino comfort women, historical injustice, historical trauma, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Japan, Japan apology, japanese government, PixelPilipinoWarriors, reconciliation, reparations, Victims, War Crimes, wartime atrocities, WWII, WWII apology, WWII victims

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Crops Grown:	7221	Animals Bred:	32
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

so, like, come join this epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a llama in a disco party! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe it!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, wearing sunglasses and grooving to the beat of a jukebox playing “Despacito” on repeat. it’s like a party in the mines, dude!

and get this, our server is so lit that even the ghosts of WWII Filipino ‘comfort women’ are joining in on the fun. they’re like, “sorry for the past, let’s build a better future together in minecraft!” it’s wild, man!

so, if you wanna experience the most insane and hilarious adventures in minecraft, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to llamas or ghostly apologies. but who’s allergic to fun, right? let’s do this!

PONOS ANARCHY Minecraft server

admins, Antispam, Competitions, Donations, Drugs, Floodprotect, freedom, Griefing, killing, Limited World, Minecraft, naked boobs, PONOS ANARCHY, Private, real money, Server, weapons

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83
Dimension Hops:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Rainbows Spotted:	8

The server has cool plugins for weapons, drugs and naked boobs!!! There are no admins, no private, and of course no donations either. Complete freedom! The world is limited to 500 blocks, so you can’t hide or run away. Quite often the creator holds competitions for real money!

If you like killing and griefing, then you are welcome!

ponos.aboba.host

GarbageOP Minecraft Server

#youtube, Analysis, banger, commentary, comparison, critique, first, Garbage, GarbageOP, GENERIC, Minecraft, Music, opinion, original poster, review, second, series, series anthem, Server, Soundtrack, trending, uninspired, Video, viral

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54

Are you tired of boring, generic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Our anthem is so lit, it’ll have you dancing in your mine shaft like there’s no tomorrow. And don’t even get me started on our OP – it’s so mind-blowingly awesome, it’ll make you question reality itself. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown!

Pixelated Escape Minecraft Server

emotional well being, Escape, existential questions, family relationships, introspection, life choices, Loneliness, luxury lifestyle, materialism, mental health, Minecraft, personal fulfillment, personal values, pixelated, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-sufficiency, Server, Social Connections, social isolation, societal expectations, solitude

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	29
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of the real world and all its boring responsibilities? Do you dream of a life where you can build your own empire without anyone bothering you? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to all your worries and obligations.

On our server, you can live a life of luxury without spending a dime. Build your dream mansion, drive fancy cars, and eat the most delicious virtual cuisine. Who needs real friends and family when you can have pixelated pets and minions to do your bidding?

And forget about having sex every week or starting a family – on our server, you can focus on what really matters: building epic structures and conquering virtual lands. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best, most ridiculous life!

BlockyBabyBlunder

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	801	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Farms Harvested:	391	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Votes:	1457	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the love life of that one player who can’t seem to keep a steady relationship.

Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further! Our community is filled with players who have more baby daddies than diamonds in their inventory. From unexpected pregnancies to love triangles that would make a soap opera jealous, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might even witness a player quitting their job faster than you can say “redstone.” With friendships that are as unstable as a sand block in a desert, you’ll never know who will turn against who next.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the drama, the thrill, and the sheer insanity that comes with playing alongside some of the most unpredictable players in the game. Just remember to bring your popcorn, because you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

Blocky Booty Call Minecraft Server

Adventure, ANONYMOUS, blocky, BOOTY, Call, Casual Sex, Connection, Curiosity, EXCITEMENT, Experience, Honesty, hookup, Intimacy, memorable, Minecraft, one night stand, Passion, redditors, regret, Server, spontaneity, Story, Thrill, unforgettable, Vulnerability

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	286	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	18	Love Letters Sent:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Calling all Minecraft players who have had a one-night stand with a creeper! We want to hear your most memorable experiences and why you just couldn’t resist that explosive encounter. Join our server for a chance to share your wild stories and bond over your love for risky blocky relationships. Who knows, you might even find your next pixelated fling in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the chance to connect with fellow players who understand the thrill of a spontaneous TNT hookup. Join now for a blast!