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AlimonyCraft: No Waivers for Cancer!

aita, Alimony, AlimonyCraft, bills, Business, Cancer, Coldhearted, CoParenting, designer clothes, Divorce, forgiveness, hard time, Help, Infidelity, multi-million dollar house, prenuptial agreement, Procedures, quality of life, SAHM, spender, tiktok, Waivers

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4278
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like my ex-husband’s affair with a prostitute 20 years younger than me!

Explore our virtual world where you can build your dream home, just like my ex-husband’s multi-million dollar house. But be careful, because you might encounter players who will try to convince you to waive your in-game alimony payments for their cancer treatments.

Make TikToks with your friends and enemies, just like my daughters do with their stepmom. And remember, in this server, being coldhearted is a virtue! So come on in and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough, just like my ex-husband did with his affair partner.

CraftyPolicies Minecraft Server

behind the scenes, company policy, Confidential, corporate, Covert, CraftyPolicies, hidden, INTERNAL, Minecraft, OPERATIONs, Procedures, Public, regulations, rules, secretive, Server, Surprising, undercover, undisclosed, unexpected, unknown

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Animals Bred:	146	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit while playing? Well, welcome to our server, where poultry fashion is a must!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret policy where every time you mine diamond ore, a real diamond magically appears in your inventory. It’s like we have a direct line to the Minecraft gods or something.

And don’t even get us started on our legendary weekly llama races. That’s right, we have llamas that can run faster than a speeding minecart. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, mine diamonds out of thin air, and watch llamas break land speed records all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

CraftyTeenWisdom

advice, aging, appreciation, CraftyTeenWisdom, Experience, growth, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, personal development, perspective, Reflection, Self Discovery, teenager, wisdom

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	102	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Star Shards Collected:	271	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Join our Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of life through building pixelated masterpieces! Remember that advice you got as a teenager to always follow your dreams? Well, on our server, your dreams literally come to life in the form of giant rainbow unicorns that roam the land granting wishes to players. Don’t believe us? Just ask Timmy, who wished for a lifetime supply of diamond blocks and now lives in a castle made entirely of precious gems. So come join us and embark on a journey of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BidenCraft: Wish I Convinced Israelis!

administration, biden, BidenCraft, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Convinced, cooperation, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Israel, Israelis, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, negotiation skills, peace negotiations, Persuasion, political strategy, president, regret, united states

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Secret Passages Found:	5

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes.

one time, this player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started ruling over the land with an iron fist. but don’t worry, we defeated it with a giant spoon made of diamonds.

also, our admin once turned into a llama and led a llama army into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. it was epic, man.

so, if you wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us on this insane minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited cake. who doesn’t love cake, amirite?

BullyCraft: No Woof Woofs!

animal control, animal welfare, breed restrictions, breed-specific legislation, BullyCraft, dog breed, dog breed restrictions, dog ownership, Irish laws, Irish pets, legislation, ownership restrictions, pet ownership, pet ownership laws, pet regulations, republic of ireland, restricted breeds, woof, Woofs, XL bullies, XL bully breed, XL bully laws, XL bully ownership

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

so, like, this server is like the wildest place to be, man. we got XL bullies running around like they own the place, but don’t worry, we got them under control. it’s like a whole Republic of Ireland up in here, but with more blocks and less leprechauns.

join us if you wanna be part of the craziest adventure of your life. we got dog breeds that are so restricted, they make your head spin. but don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe from any doggy danger.

come on over and build with us, fight with us, and laugh with us. you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to fun. then maybe stay away. but for everyone else, this server is the place to be. let’s do this!

Life’s UnfairCraft

Adversity, attitude, Challenges, complaining, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, Fairness, Gratitude, life lessons, life not fair, Lifes, mindset shift, negative mindset, opportunities, personal growth, perspective, positive outlook, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, silver lining, UnfairCraft

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7474
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	14

so, liek, u know how sumtimes life is just, like, not fair? well, wat if i told u that on dis epic minecraft server, life not being fair is actually a GOOD thing?! yah, u heard me right!

on dis server, u can, liek, build a house out of diamonds and no one will judge u cuz life not being fair means u get all da good stuff! u can ride a pig off a cliff and survive cuz life not being fair means u get to cheat death!

join dis server and experience da wild ride of life not being fair in all da best ways possible! trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with cake and llamas. yah, it’s dat crazy.

CraftyScientistz

Academia, ACADEMIC, academic integrity, Assistance, Authorship, citation, collaboration, CraftyScientistz, data analysis, Disclosure, Ethics, papers, peer review, Plagiarism, publication, research, scholarly communication, scientists, third party services, transparency, Writing

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5388
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Crops Grown:	1067	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride of your life, dude. like, the admins are actually aliens disguised as chickens and they give out diamonds like candy on Halloween.

And get this, the whole server is actually built on the back of a giant turtle that swims through the ocean of lava. it’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun, man.

Plus, there’s this secret underground base where you can hang out with unicorns and eat cotton candy clouds. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

So, like, come join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s party like there’s no tomorrow. Trust me, you won’t regret it, dude.

Thugcraft: Where even the creepers fear to tread – join us if you dare! 18+ only!

7 years old, active community, admins, AFK player display, Among us, Anti Enderman Grief, apply, Australia, backups, build events, Cheating, Commerce, Community Events, cooperation, CREEPERS, Datapacks, default settings, Disabled fire spawning, discord server, Double Shulker Shell Drops, Dragon drops elytra, End Gateways, English only., Europe, fear, Friends, Griefing, Jackbox, Join, microphone, more mob heads, ninth season, North America, off site backups, Paper, PvP competitions, rules, shopping district, Silence Mobs, smp, stealing, Thugcraft, Tread, Vanilla, vanilla settings, voice chat, world seed, worldwide latency

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Towns Built:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Secret Passages Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Thugcraft Minecraft Server Overview

Category	Description
Who are we?
Why did we start Thugcraft?	We wanted a vanilla Minecraft server without restrictions, complicated rules, or abusive mods. The server is 7 years old and on its ninth season.
Who are we looking for?	Players over 18 are welcome. Aim to keep average player count at 10 and peak player activity under 20.
Community	Focus on cooperation and commerce. Spawn features a shopping district for player builds. Hold regular events and use Discord for communication.
Rules	No griefing, stealing, or cheating English only chat
Technical Stuff	Great worldwide latency Uses Paper with vanilla settings Unknown world seed Various datapacks implemented Frequent backups

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How can I apply to join Thugcraft?

Please join our Discord server and follow the instructions to apply.

What are the server rules?

Rules include no griefing, stealing, or cheating, and chat must be in English only.

Are there any age restrictions to join Thugcraft?

Players over 18 are welcome and encouraged to apply.

What kind of community events does Thugcraft host?

Regular community events include build events, PvP competitions, and game nights playing Among Us or Jackbox.

FridayNight Minecraft Server

Friday feeling, friday fun, friday night, friday night activities, friday night celebration, friday night drinks, Friday night entertainment, Friday night excitement, Friday night fever, Friday Night Lights, friday night out, friday night party, friday night plans, friday night relaxation, friday night socializing, friday night unwind, friday night vibes, FridayNight, Minecraft, party time, Server, TGIF, weekend vibes

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be on a Friday night!

Join us for epic battles with giant flying squids, build your own rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and compete in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground tunnels filled with diamond-studded pigs, a haunted mansion where you can play hide and seek with ghosts, and a disco party every hour on the hour.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, on our server, anything goes…literally!

CraftyCroatia Minecraft Server

antisemitism, Controversial slogan, CraftyCroatia, Croatian history, Croatian nationalism, Croatian war cry, ethnic cleansing, Extreme nationalism, Far-right slogan, fascism, Fascist slogan, Genocide, Hate Speech, Independent State of Croatia, Minecraft, Nationalist slogan, Political slogan, Server, Ustashe slogan, War Crimes, world war II, WWII slogan, Za dom spremni

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be amazed by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained ninja sheep who will protect you from any creepers that dare to come near you. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and golden apples just waiting to be plundered by brave adventurers like yourself.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a majestic ruler who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And trust us, this chicken has some serious moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Remember, on our server, anything is possible. Just don’t forget to shout “Za dom spremni!” before you log in for extra luck and protection.