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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 8324 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 73 |
oh, and get this – we have a secret underground city where all the llamas wear top hats and monocles. it’s like a fancy llama party down there, i swear.
plus, our admin is a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who gives out free enchanted weapons to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig breakdancing in diamond armor.
so, what are you waiting for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who needs gender equality rankings when you can have this much fun, right?