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MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8248
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Towns Built:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	575
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	6047	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5266
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	8647
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Towns Built:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Crops Grown:	6074	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2952
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2389	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chimeras Created:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!