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LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP

abundance, Adventure, appreciation, career, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, LifeLoveInMinecraftSMP, love, Peace, personal development, positivity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Farms Harvested:	234
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Items Found:	8116
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Do you love spending hours on end mining for diamonds, only to have them stolen by a sneaky creeper? Do you enjoy building elaborate structures, only to have them blown up by a mischievous group of griefers? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of constantly living on the edge! From dodging lava flows to outrunning a pack of angry wolves, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power (and a killer fashion sense).

But beware, not everyone on our server is as friendly as they may seem. You never know when a seemingly innocent sheep might turn out to be a shape-shifting Enderman in disguise. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP. Join us now, if you dare!

CraftyWallzMC

CraftyWallzMC, current wallpaper, digital wallpaper, mobile background, phone aesthetics., phone customization, phone display, phone personalization, phone screen, phone screen customization, phone screen design, phone wallpaper, screen background, smartphone wallpaper, wallpaper art, wallpaper choices, wallpaper design, wallpaper image, wallpaper inspiration, wallpaper pattern, wallpaper preferences

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	4634	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Oh, honey, forget about phone wallpapers! Join our Minecraft server and your screen will be filled with the most epic pixelated adventures you’ve ever seen! Say goodbye to boring static images and hello to a world where you can build your wildest dreams with blocks!

Imagine this – you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of zombie chickens start chasing you! Or how about riding a pig into battle against a horde of evil llamas? Only on our server, folks!

So ditch the phone wallpaper and join us for a wild ride through a land of endless possibilities. Trust us, your phone will thank you for it!

JetCraftRomania

aerial defense, airspace, airspace violation, border patrol, Defense, eastern europe, Eastern European countries, fighter jets, geopolitical tensions, intercept, JetCraftRomania, Military, military intervention, national security, nato, Romania, Russian drones, scrambles, security measures, security response, Surveillance

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much action, even romania is getting involved! we got fighter jets and russian drones and all sorts of craziness happening at our border. if you wanna experience the thrill of international conflict while building epic structures in minecraft, then this is the server for you! who needs world peace when you can have world war in minecraft, amirite? join now for a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair, whatever floats your boat)!

Transgender Couples Minecraft Server

adept, Alimony, assets, basedboy, child support, children, common-law marriage, couples, Court, DUMPED, FAGGOT, Female-Female lesbian couples, feminized biological male, FTM, judge, La, Lawyer, lenient, Minecraft, Nick, Norwegian femboy, onions manlet, picrel, Server, severance relief, texas, Transgender, transgender couples, Weirdo

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	365
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we follow the Texas court rules on relationships – no alimony, child support, or severance relief for basedboy FTMs! If you’re a dumb Norwegian femboy trying to secure the bag by pretending to love an onions manlet, think again! Our courts don’t play that game, just ask PICREL who thought she/he could adept half of Nick’s money – spoiler alert, she got nothing! And don’t even think about trying to pull a fast one as a Female-Female lesbian couple, our courts only recognize relationships that can produce children. So come join us and build your own virtual bag of diamonds, because in this world, the only thing you’ll lose is your dignity!

Minecraft SMP: RODRI OUT FOR THE SEASON WITH ACL INJURY – OOF

ACL, ACL injury, devastating news, football, injury, injury update, long-term injury, Manchester, Manchester City, midfielder, Minecraft, Official, oil club, oil money, oof, premier league, Recovery, Rodri, Season, season-ending, setback, sidelined, smp, Soccer, sports

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is LIT AF! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers who stole all the diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden carrot that grants you the power to turn into a block of cheese.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. #BestMinecraftServerEver #LlamaRidersUnite

ParentalDateNight Minecraft Server

autism spectrum, Babysitting, burnt out, cabin vacation, Communication, covid, Date night, Disappointment, Emotional support, family dynamics, medical problems, Minecraft, ParentalDateNight, parents, Priorities, Resentment, Rewards, Sacrifices, Server, sibling rivalry, Siblings, tube feeding, Understanding

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	208
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Towns Built:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for outrageous quests and challenges, like building a giant toilet out of diamonds or taming a herd of explosive llamas.

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have fun, especially if you’ve been feeling like you always come in last to your siblings in real life. Here, you’re the star of the show and your parents can’t prioritize anyone over you!

So come on over and let loose your inner block-building genius. Who needs a vacation when you can build your own paradise right here? And hey, if you need a break from it all, we’ve got plenty of babysitters available in-game. No need to feel burnt out when you can just respawn and start fresh!

Are you in? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

AlumniClapbackCraft

Alumni, AlumniClapbackCraft, bad rep, Bogota, college, colombia, communications, condescending, flirty, Girls, Guilty, influencers, murd3r3r, preppy, rankings, rich families, rival, scandal, trendy club, University

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with snooty players who think they’re better than everyone else? Join our Minecraft server and leave the elitism at the door! Our community is all about having fun and building epic creations together.

Forget about rival schools and their drama – on our server, we only care about crafting, mining, and having a blast. Plus, we don’t have any preppy murd3r3r girls running around causing trouble. Our alumni are all about spreading positivity and creativity in the virtual world.

So come join us and leave the unnecessary digs and sassy comments behind. Let’s create a world where everyone is welcome and where the only competition is who can build the coolest castle!

PrizePiggy Minecraft SMP

cherished possession, coveted treasure, desirable object, dream prize, endless abundance, exclusive privilege, extravagant gift, fantasy come true, lifetime supply, long-term satisfaction, luxury item, material possession, Minecraft, never-ending stock, once in a lifetime opportunity, priceless commodity, PrizePiggy, rare indulgence, smp, ultimate reward, unlimited quantity, valuable asset, wish fulfillment

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5204
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Buildings Constructed:	24
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, you can win a lifetime supply of… wait for it… Netherite pickaxes! That’s right, never worry about losing your precious tools again because you’ll have an endless stash of OP pickaxes to mine to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon whisperer, who can tame the dragon and ride it around like a majestic steed. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a dragon, raining down fire on unsuspecting players below. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where mobs drop loot like it’s confetti. You’ll be boogieing down with creepers and skeletons while collecting rare items left and right. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows, you might just walk away with a lifetime supply of Netherite pickaxes and a dragon to call your own.

CartoonCraftLand

90s cartoons, animated classics, animated series, animated shows, beloved cartoons, cartoon characters, cartoon nostalgia, CartoonCraftLand, childhood entertainment, childhood favorites, childhood memories, childhood television, childhood tv, classic cartoons, favorite childhood cartoon, kids shows, Nostalgia, retro cartoons, Saturday morning cartoons, TV memories, vintage cartoons

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Love Letters Sent:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Remember that one cartoon you used to watch as a kid that made you laugh until milk came out of your nose? Well, imagine if that cartoon came to life in Minecraft form! Our server is like a wacky mashup of all your favorite childhood cartoons, from Spongebob Squarepants to Tom and Jerry.

Join us for a chance to build your own Bikini Bottom, complete with a pineapple house for Spongebob and a Krusty Krab for all your burger-flipping needs. Or maybe you’d prefer to recreate the chaotic antics of Tom and Jerry, with endless cat-and-mouse chases through elaborate mouse holes and cheese-filled mazes.

But that’s not all! Our server also features special events where you can team up with your favorite cartoon characters to battle evil villains or embark on epic quests to save the day. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a hilariously cartoonish adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

Springy New Year Respawn

BEGINNINGS, Calendar, celebration, Cultural, Cycle, death, equinox, Mythology, Nature, New Year, REBIRTH, Renewal, respawn, Rituals, Seasons, Significance, Spring, Springy, Symbolism, tradition, TRANSITION, year

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

come join our minecraft server, where the new year falls on the first day of spring, because why not? it’s like a crazy party where the seasons are all mixed up and you never know what to expect next.

we have a special event where you have to fight off zombie bunnies who are trying to steal all the easter eggs. it’s like a mix between halloween and easter, but with a twist.

our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn again. it’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and fun.

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us. who needs a normal new year when you can have one that makes more sense in a crazy, mixed-up world like ours?