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| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 6202 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 45 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
join dis server if u want to experience da wackiest, wildest, most unpredictable adventure of ur lyfe!! we got llamas that can do the cha cha slide, creepers that tell dad jokes, and villagers who throw raves every saturday night. u never know what u gonna find around da corner, maybe a giant chicken riding a pig or a rainbow sheep that farts glitter.
but wait, there’s more!! if u somehow have a kid with yourself, it is highly unlikely that it will be another one of you. dat’s right, our server has a glitch in da matrix dat creates crazy hybrid creatures like a half-enderman half-pig or a zombie with wings. it’s like a genetic experiment gone wrong, but in a hilarious way.
so come join us on dis server and prepare to laugh ur blocky butt off. who needs reality when u can have dis level of insanity in a virtual world? trust us, u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
