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Minecraft SMP: Mmmm Single Digit Chainlink

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	980
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because we are back and we are ready to party like it’s 1999! Join our crazy SMP where the only rule is to have as much fun as humanly possible.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes they were riding a llama through a field of exploding creepers while wearing a tutu made of diamonds. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dance parties with Endermen, treasure hunts where the prize is a pet dragon, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves. It’s wild, it’s wacky, and it’s waiting for you to join the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let’s make Minecraft great again… or at least make it hilariously chaotic.

EthereumDown20PercentMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a thriving economy where diamonds are used as currency and creepers are our bankers.

Join us for epic battles against the evil Ender Dragon, who has a secret love affair with a zombie pigman. Our community is filled with quirky characters like Steve, who insists on wearing a pumpkin on his head at all times, and Herobrine, who is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to paint the world red with blood.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties with the skeletons and throwback Thursdays where we only use wooden tools. So come on down and join us, because on this SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

CryptoCraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Magic Items Found:	3113	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft and want to mine for cryptocurrency instead? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where all the blocks are made of Bitcoin and the creepers explode into Dogecoin! Our server is so crypto-crazy that even Herobrine is investing in NFTs! So come join us and become the richest player in the metaverse – just watch out for those pesky Endermen trying to steal your digital wallet!

CryptoCraft SMP – EthWTF!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3894
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, from the highs of building epic structures to the lows of accidentally falling into a pit of lava (oops).

Our server is like the Ethereum of Minecraft SMPs – always striving for greatness but sometimes falling short. But fear not, our elite group of players are constantly coming up with new narratives to keep things interesting.

Forget about boring old Bitcoin SMPs, join us for some altcoin status fun! Who needs ETFs when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you? So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the madness – we promise you won’t be disappointed (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

ETH All In Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	9279

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because on our server, we have a special ETF trading feature that allows you to invest in virtual ETH and ETH shitcoins!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a giant Ender Dragon made entirely out of crypto! That’s right, we’ve combined the worlds of Minecraft and cryptocurrency to bring you the most epic gaming experience ever.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual crypto billionaire in no time! Just be careful not to get wrecked by a Creeper while you’re busy making those sweet ETH gains.

LostCoin Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

So you just lost 20 eth and you’re feeling down? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll forget all about your crypto woes as you embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and make friends with virtual llamas who give out financial advice (trust us, they know their stuff). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Elon Musk on a good day. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the eth losses be a thing of the past!

ETH Central Scam Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old decentralized currencies? Join our Minecraft server where we only accept ETH as payment because we believe it’s a centralized scam! But don’t worry, we’ve built a virtual vault to keep all your ETH safe from the evil centralized overlords. Plus, rumor has it that if you mine enough ETH on our server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can battle the ETH scammers in an epic boss fight! Join now and show those scammers who’s boss!

BlockyChain Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of blockchain to a whole new level! Imagine a world where every block is linked together by a protocol so strong, not even a creeper explosion could break it.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual bitcoins, monero, and Ethereum in our pixelated universe. Don’t worry, there’s no actual crypto involved, just the satisfaction of knowing you’re part of something revolutionary.

Our server is so secure, even Herobrine himself couldn’t fake a transaction on our blockchain. With public keys to show where to put your virtual riches and private keys to validate those transactions, you’ll feel like a true digital pioneer.

So come on, join us on this epic adventure and let’s mine, build, and conquer the blockchain together. Who knows, you might just become the Steve Jobs of Minecraft!

ChainCraft Server: $14

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server’s currency is Chainlink, which is worth a whopping $14.03 in real life (2020 price: $20)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within our server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, while others claim it’s protected by a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

MineCrafty Mischief Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is like a diamond in the rough! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and more fun than a pig in a mud bath.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so amazing that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party, more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab, and more mobs than a zombie apocalypse.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride a dragon, battle a giant chicken, and even build a house out of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself plays here on weekends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always up to no good!

CuteCraft: Animal Edition

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Alien Abductions:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll find out that the cutest animal is actually a blocky pig wearing sunglasses and a top hat! This server is home to a magical land where pigs can talk, chickens can dance, and cows can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky)! But be careful, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and they’ll drop some sick beats while trying to blow you up. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

WeirdSexCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

join this cray cray minecraft server where the normal sex turns into weird sex just by adding one other person who sits in the corner doing nothing. it’s like a freaky friday but in minecraft form. you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans will happen next. come on, you know you want to see what happens when you mix a llama, a creeper, and a pig in a hot tub. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild and wacky adventures. trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

DegenerateCraft: Antibody Degraders

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got da sickest development in therapies for degenerative diseases! like, we got single-domain antibody-based protein degraders dat will make u feel like u got superpowers in da game!

imagine ur character in minecraft suddenly getting cured of all diseases just by walkin’ around our server! u be jumpin’ higher, runnin’ faster, and slayin’ dem creepers like a boss!

so come on and join us, cuz on dis server, we turnin’ degenerative diseases into degenerative DISCO PARTIES! let’s get funky and game on, baby!

UltraPvP: Just pretend you’re good at PvP, we won’t tell anyone about your secret hiding spots

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Love Letters Sent:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3026	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

UltraPvP Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.ultrapvp.xyz
Version	1.20.4 – Current
Description	UltraPvP: PvP, without the holdup. Sick of large, complex server networks? Tired of navigating through heaps of menus and lobbies just to play some PvP? Look no further. Invite your friends, choose a class, and drop into the arena for some good old FFA combat. No PayToWin, currency is earned through playtime.
Change Log	27/5/24: Initial release 29/5/24: Currency added, used to buy useful items, earned through voting and playtime 1/6/24: Cosmetics added, can be bought using Cosmetic Tickets, bought with currency 3/6/24: Map Rotation + 3 new maps added

FAQ

Q: Can I play with my friends on UltraPvP?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join you on UltraPvP and engage in FFA combat together.

Q: How do I earn currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency on UltraPvP is earned through playtime and voting for the server.

Q: Are there PayToWin features on UltraPvP?

A: No, UltraPvP does not have PayToWin elements. Players earn currency through gameplay and cannot purchase an advantage.

Q: What can I buy with currency on UltraPvP?

A: Currency can be used to purchase useful items and cosmetics on UltraPvP.

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

Action-Adventure, ANTI-HERO, dark themes, hidden gems, long tail tags, Minecraft, Misunderstood protagonist, overlooked games, platformer, sega, Server, Shadow the Hedgehog, ShadowCraft, sonic the hedgehog, under-the-radar games, underappreciated gems, underrated characters, underrated classics, Underrated Games, underrated gems, underrated titles, video games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Emeralds Found:	8248

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and sings show tunes!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll be granted the power to turn dirt into gold, build a house out of cake, and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies!

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server today and prepare for a journey you’ll never forget!

PrisonPeen Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3381
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bigger than the builds are the egos of our players! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles.

Why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the owner of this server once built a giant statue of themselves with the biggest dick you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. Legend has it that players from all over the world come just to marvel at its sheer size and majesty.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Gang” – a group of players who have dedicated their lives to breeding the most powerful chickens in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that their chickens can lay diamonds instead of eggs.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find yourself with the biggest dick in prison too.

BeerBuddies Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5336
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	6717

Imagine a Minecraft server where you can have a beer with anyone, dead or alive! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to summon any historical figure or celebrity to join you for a cold one in our virtual pub. Want to chat with Albert Einstein about the theory of relativity over a pint? Done. Craving a karaoke session with Freddie Mercury while sipping on a brewski? We got you covered. Join our server and make all your drinking buddy dreams come true!

BFFs or Bae? Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	75
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of real life relationships and focus on building epic structures with your new virtual besties!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds with your new BFFs, battling mobs together, and creating unforgettable memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the server resets).

Forget about heartbreak and drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking up with is your old, boring single-player world. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious love triangles and epic betrayals in the world of Minecraft!

CarCraft: Future Rides Unleashed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

join dis server if you want to be ahead of the game, like way ahead, like your next car is produced before you even know you want it. we got time travelers working around the clock to make sure you always have the latest and greatest in minecraft tech.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

plus, our community is so tight-knit, we practically share the same brain. you’ll never feel alone on our server, unless you want to be alone, in which case we have a secret hideout just for you.

so come on down to the server where dreams come true and pigs fly high. trust us, you won’t regret it.

XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!

imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.

plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.

so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).