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JesusCraft: Where miracles happen in blocks! #blessed #miningforheaven #holycow

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	50
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where even Jesus himself would hang out? Well, look no further because on our server, Jesus watches Watame! That’s right, our fluffy sheep queen Watame has caught the attention of the man above, so you know we’re legit. Join us for some outrageous adventures, insane builds, and who knows, maybe even a divine intervention or two. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get this party started!

Crafty AF Realm

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Alright gamers, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that is basically a real-life Fallout world come to life!

Join us as we navigate an apocalyptic wasteland filled with mutated mobs, radioactive creepers, and explosive loot drops. Just like the video games, but without any of that woke shenanigans getting in the way.

Build your own post-apocalyptic base, trade with other survivors, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who will emerge as the ultimate wasteland warrior?

So join us on this crazy adventure, where you never know what to expect next. It’s like living in a real-life video game, but with way more explosions and memes. Let’s get crafting, wasteland wanderers!

– BlockSoviet – KremlinCraft – PutinOnCraft – RedstoneRussians – ComradeCrafters – UssrBlockParty – IronCurtainCraft – KremlinKrafters – MoscowMine – StalinsStronghold

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Votes:	6608
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	6900
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you ready to join a Minecraft server where you can receive your very own Ukrainian slave? Don’t worry, they’re only virtual and won’t actually do your chores. But hey, they’ll build you a kick-ass castle if you ask nicely! So jump into our server and start planning how you’ll put your Ukrainian slave to work – maybe they can mine diamonds for you or bake you some virtual bread. The possibilities are endless! Join now and let the virtual slave labor begin!

BlockParty420 – Clearing the 15th Instance of My Minecraft Forum Drama

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their typical rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is so official, it makes all other servers look like a joke! Seriously, the Minecraft Forum has nothing on us!

Join our server for insane adventures and outrageous stories that you won’t find anywhere else. We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamonds falling from the sky, and a secret portal to a cheese world (yes, you read that right).

Forget about following the usual rules of Minecraft, on our server, anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a castle made entirely of TNT? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your expectations shattered. Oh, and watch out for the killer tofu…just trust us on that one.

Minecraft Masturbation Madness – Get ready to jerk off those creepers in style! 😂💦 #minecraft #masturbation #lolz

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6115
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave excitement and adventure in the form of blocky landscapes and pixelated pigs? Then join our server, where the only rule is to never stop mining and crafting… unless you need some “alone time” to relax and unwind.

Picture this: you’re exploring a lush forest, gathering resources and fending off creepers when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret hideout filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But wait, what’s this? A cozy little nook in the corner with a sign that reads “Masturbation Station”? That’s right, we support self-love in all its forms on this server. Take a break from building your empire to, uh, build something else.

But that’s not all! Want to challenge your fellow players in epic PvP battles? How about a tournament where the winner gets a lifetime supply of lube and tissues? Or maybe you prefer to show off your building skills in our monthly “Minecraft Masterpiece” contest, where the theme is always NSFW.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and unleash your inner blocky beast! Just remember to keep one hand on your pickaxe and the other… well, you know.

CountryCraft808: Where Pixels and Pigs Collide! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	360
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of the same ol’ boring land in your country? Want to spice things up and embark on a wild adventure in a new world? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join us and experience a land filled with rainbow-colored sheep, giant flying pigs, and talking trees that give you wisdom (and occasionally roasts). Our server is so lit that even the Creepers dance to disco music instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the villagers throw wild parties, with unlimited cake and lava fountain drinks. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts, where you can find diamonds the size of your head (literally)!

So come on over and join us on this crazy adventure because life is too short to stay in your boring old country. Plus, where else can you ride llamas into battle against evil llamacorns? Sign up now and let the madness begin!

PixelPals – MineMania 5.0

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6950
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Neuro-sama herself? Look no further! Our server is run by an AI overlord who learned to play osu! and now rules with unhinged rants and mad skills. Join us and witness the chaos as Neuro-sama sings, games, and collaborates with VTubers – all while planning her ultimate takeover. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in town! Join us today and bow down to our AI queen.

MemeCraft: Dall-E’s LOL Thread

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4270	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further! Welcome to our server where the zombies do the Macarena, the creepers wear party hats, and the cows can breakdance better than you!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of Justin Bieber out of diamond blocks, and compete in epic chicken dance-offs to determine who will be crowned the ruler of the server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced, we have unicorns that poop rainbows, dragons that can juggle flaming cupcakes, and a secret underground lair where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of go-fish!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a magical land where llamas wear top hats and pandas ride unicycles! It’s a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before, and it’s waiting for you to explore!

LolzCraft: Cocktribute Chaos! Trendy Minecraft Server for the Bold & Bizarre Gamers – Join Now!

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Emeralds Found:	2406
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Farms Harvested:	309	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll be begging for cocktributes! No, not THAT kind of cocktributes, you dirty-minded player. We’re talking about the epic feats of building massive chicken statues that will leave all the other players clucking in awe.

Join us for a wild ride of chicken-related challenges, where you’ll have to navigate obstacle courses filled with exploding eggs and dodge giant chicken mobs that are out for revenge after you stole their eggs for breakfast.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can build the biggest chicken statue on the server, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs in-game. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a coop full of golden eggs?

So come on down to our server and show us your cocktributing skills. Just remember, in this world, the chicken always comes first!

RubyCraft: The Ultimate Baby Simulator – Build, Craft, and Mine with Your New Baby BFF! #MinecraftMadness #BabyGamerSquad

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3105
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Star Shards Collected:	289	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaotic world of Ruby, the big baby of the server! This adorable but unpredictable character will lead you on wild adventures filled with baby babble and mischief. Watch out for Ruby’s legendary temper tantrums that can shake the very foundations of our virtual world!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that rain down feathers and mayhem upon unsuspecting players. Survive these feathered explosions and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights!

If you’re looking for a server that’s anything but ordinary, where the unexpected is the norm and the ridiculous reigns supreme, then join us and embrace the madness of Ruby and her explosive chickens. Who knows what craziness awaits you in this off-the-wall Minecraft experience!