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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8017
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple Mac Mini Desktop 2024 Technology Computer Innovation Performance Design Efficiency Compact Powerful Reliable High-quality User-friendly Cutting-edge Future-proof Sleek Productivity Top-rated, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	402
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Void Armor Forged:	12

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crops Grown:	8125
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ores Mined:	8582
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Cheat, Cheat Slayer, comedy, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, hate, hilarious, internet, japanese, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Otaku, Parody, Plot, series, Server, slayer

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8476
Endless Night Skies:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

adult content, ANTHOLOGY, Anthro, Character development, CraftyAnthroMinecraft, dominant women, fanfiction, FANTASY, femdom, femdom stories, Furry, furry general, h game, Human Males, leashes, non-human female, relationships, romance, SMP1035, SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft, SMPGeneralMinecraft, SMPHumansMinecraft, Stories, submissive males

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!