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TaskFail1000

can’t get it right, common task, determination, error, everyday task, Experience, Failure, Frustration, growth mindset., Improvement, learning curve, mistake, perfectionism, perseverance, practice makes perfect, repetitive task, simple task, skill-building, Struggle, TaskFail1000, trial and error

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7575
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Are you tired of failing at the simplest tasks in Minecraft, like crafting a basic pickaxe or building a dirt hut? Well, fear not, because on our server, even the most incompetent players can thrive! Join us and experience the joy of repeatedly failing at tasks you thought were impossible to mess up. Forget about building epic structures or defeating the Ender Dragon, here you can struggle to even place a block correctly. It’s a whole new level of incompetence that you never knew you needed in your life. So come join us and embrace your inner Minecraft noob like never before!

CannaCraft PTSD Relief Server

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain inflammation, Cannabidiol, cannabinoid therapy, Cannabis, CannaCraft, CBD, inflammation, mental health, Mice, natural remedy, neuroscience, post-traumatic stress disorder, promising results, ptsd, Relief, research, Server, stress, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Crops Grown:	2339
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

so lyke, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz it got dat CBD magic dat helps reduce PTSD in mice. yea u heard dat right, we got mice on dis server and dey chill as heck cuz of dat sweet sweet cannabidiol. join us if u wanna be chill like dem mice, we got da best brain inflammation targeting action in all of Minecraft land. come on over and let’s get lit with dem CBD vibes, it’s gonna be a wild ride yo. #CBDfortheWin #MiceLoveCBD #ChillLikeAMouse

AlcoCraft Minecraft server

1.19, 1.8, AlcoCraft, Bed wars, minecraft server, Parkour

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8550	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Animals Bred:	170
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4

The server is cool, there are Bed Wars and parkour. 1.8 – 1.19

81.176.176.175

MineModulate

#exciting, Active, Adventure, Claiming, community-driven, Engaging Community, Free Rank, Freeranks, Gaming, Good Staff, join now, lag-free experience, Minecraft, MineModulate, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Reimagined, Server, star levels, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
New Chunks Explored:	932071	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

MineModulate

Survival Reimagined

RANKClaimingLag-free experienceVoting RewardsEngaging CommunityGood

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play.minemodulate.com

👑 Hermit servers season 9: Vanilla Survival with a Hint of Chaos, Just like Real Life!

active community, bedrock, business district, Chaos, cross-platform, Discord, Elected positions, Hermit, HermitCraft Inspired, hermitservers, Hint, java, King, Life, Major player events, MINISTERS, mob/player heads, Player made mega bases, real, Season, Servers, shopping district, smp, socials, Survival, Tribal towns, Vanilla, visual/fun add ons, weekly events, Whitelisted server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3409
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	8029
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	16
New Chunks Explored:	451590	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Minecraft Server Overview
Season	9th season
Gameplay	Hermitcraft inspired
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Shopping district, business district, mob/player heads, visual/fun add ons, player events, elected positions, tribal towns, player made mega bases, whitelisted server, weekly events, active community
Socials	Discord Server

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by joining the Discord server linked above and following the instructions provided there.

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: Yes, the server is whitelisted to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all players.

Q: Are there any player events on the server?

A: Yes, there are major player events happening all the time, creating a fun and engaging community experience.

Q: What are the elected positions on the server?

A: The server includes elected positions such as king and ministers, allowing players to take on leadership roles and contribute to the server’s governance.

Q: Can players collaborate in tribal towns?

A: Yes, players have the opportunity to work together in tribal towns, fostering teamwork and creating a sense of community within the server.

Q: Are there any social media accounts for the server?

A: Yes, you can find more information and updates by following hermitservers on social media platforms.

CastleQuest Minecraft Server

Adventure, bowser, Castle, CastleQuest, Coins, Damsel in Distress, defeat the villain, Gaming, Hero, long tail tags, Mario, Minecraft, Nintendo, platformer, power ups, princess, Quest, rescue, save the princess, Server, super mario bros, toad, video game

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Votes:	1141	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Tired of searching for your princess in all the wrong castles? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your princess is in EVERY castle! That’s right, we’ve got princesses galore just waiting for you to rescue them and win their hearts (and maybe some diamonds too).

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them for a boogie like you’ve never seen before!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the server, spreading glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Don’t miss your chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. Your princess (and a whole lot more) await!

50MilliMinecraft SMP

50MilliMinecraft, anxiety, concerns, crime, danger, family, fear, Financial Security, KIDNAPPING, MONEY, parenting, personal finance, personal safety, precautions, Protection, Risks, Safety, SECURITY, smp, wealth, wealth management, worries

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1131	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Animals Bred:	183
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Are you tired of living in constant fear of having your balls in a vice? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the dangers of the real world by diving into a virtual world where the only risk is getting blown up by a creeper. Our server is so safe, even your wife and kids can join without worrying about any black chaps demanding your keys. Plus, with our insane wealth opportunities, you’ll be hitting 50m in no time – diamonds, that is! So come join us and leave your worries behind, because in our Minecraft SMP, the only thing you’ll be losing is your mind to all the fun and laughter!

NoMomNoRoom Minecraft Server

Minecraft, NoMomNoRoom, Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing parents who have no concept of personal space? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the clutches of your mom and her boundary issues.

Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual Disney race track and run to your heart’s content without any interference from family members. Bring your friends from Indiana, California, or even outer space – as long as they don’t invite their moms to crash the party.

Don’t let your mom guilt trip you into sharing a room with her on our server. Instead, build a fortress of friendship with your pals and create memories that will last a lifetime. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in Minecraft? Join us now and leave your mom at home where she belongs!

DadCraft: Abandonment Edition

abandoning, abandonment, Argument, best for daughter, best for me, college, community college, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Edition, family, family dynamics, father figure, Grandparents, Guilt, mental health, moving out, Resentment, responsibilities, selfish, sister, toxic relationship, UNFAIR

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	7909	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content.

Need a break from your sister who thinks you’re the spawn of Satan for wanting to better your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any family members storming off and slamming doors in your face while you’re trying to play.

Join us now and let’s build a world where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – crafting epic structures and having a blast with fellow gamers. Who needs family drama when you’ve got a whole virtual world to conquer? See you in the game!

CompliMentor in Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, best, Boost, Compliment, CompliMentor, Confidence, encouragement, flattery, Grateful, Heartwarming, kind words, memorable, Minecraft, positive feedback, praise, Random act of kindness, Received, smp, stranger, unexpected, Uplifting, validation

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. From fighting off hordes of zombie chickens to building a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will make you feel right at home. You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re even playing a game!

So why wait? Join us now and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might even receive the best compliment of your life from a stranger – like “Your pixel art of a giant potato is truly a masterpiece” or “I can’t believe you defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot!” The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and join the fun!