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InheriCraft: No Step-Sis Share

401k, assets, bonds, Cheating, college, dad, Divorce, family, Funeral, home, InheriCraft, Inheritance, life insurance, MONEY, relationship, roth ira, Share, stepdad, Stepsibling, stepsis, stepsister, stocks, Wedding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Void Armor Forged:	28
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us for a chance to inherit virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams! Just like the OP’s inheritance, you’ll have houses, vehicles, stocks, bonds, and even a virtual cat to call your own. And don’t worry, there’s no stepsister asking for handouts here!

But beware, drama may still follow you even in the virtual world. Will you be generous with your virtual wealth or will you tell everyone to “F off” just like the OP did? The choice is yours on our server!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of inheritance drama and blocky fun. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft? See you there!

GrumpyOldMan Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, changes, DISLIKES, Disliking, Experience, getting older, growing up, GrumpyOldMan, habits, introspection, Maturity, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Preferences, responsibilities, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, smp, wisdom

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4958
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of adulting and responsibilities? Do you miss the days of carefree fun and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as ridiculous as you are.

Forget about bills, work, and all that boring stuff – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic base and prank your friends in the most hilarious ways possible. We have weekly events like “Troll Tuesdays” where anything goes, and “Wacky Wednesdays” where the rules are thrown out the window.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to the legendary “Chicken King,” a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that no one dares to challenge him. Will you join forces with him or try to overthrow his feathery reign? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a break from the monotony of adult life and want to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy antics await you in this wacky virtual playground!

CraftyAccused

burden of proof, CraftyAccused, criminal justice, emotional toll., exoneration, facing false accusations, false accusation, false charges, injustice, Innocence, legal battle, legal defense, legal injustice, legal process, Legal System, mental anguish, miscarriage of justice, reputation damage, unfair treatment, wrongful accusation, wrongful conviction

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7417
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Farms Harvested:	407	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being falsely accused of stealing diamonds in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is guilty until proven innocent! Our admin team loves to randomly accuse players of the most ridiculous crimes, like stealing dirt or hoarding too many chickens. It’s a wild ride of chaos and confusion, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now and see if you can survive the madness of our wacky justice system!

SkinCraft: NeuroDiagRevolution

breakthrough approach, Diagnosis, genetic diagnostic method, genetic disorders, genetic markers, genetic testing, medical breakthrough, neurodevelopment, neurodevelopmental disorder, neurodevelopmental disorders, neurodevelopmental research, NeuroDiagRevolution, non-invasive, PERSYST study, rare disorders, skin analysis, skin biopsy, skin research, skin sample, skin testing, Skincraft, upper arm

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	6479	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we cracked the code on neurodevelopmental disorders using SKIN! yep, you heard right, just a lil skin sample from your upper arm and BAM, we can diagnose all them rare disorders. our PERSYST study is like no other, we’re basically skin wizards over here. so if you wanna be part of something groundbreaking and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now! who knew minecraft could be so educational, amirite?

SupernaLuna2.0: Where creepers make friends and diamonds are forever, now with Java 1.21!

Consensual PvP, Cosmetic Ranks, CREEPERS, diamonds, Economy, Friends, Hate Speech Zero Tolerance, java, Jobs, MCMMO, No Griefing, No X-ray, Rtp, Sethome, smp, SupernaLuna2.0, Veinminer, Warps, xMoniarty#7292

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Supernaluna Minecraft Server

Season	Season 2
Launch Date	07/06/24
Website	Play.Supernaluna.Com
Discord	https://discord.gg/4NErNXrStr

Join the Supernaluna SMP! We are an adult community looking for some new players to kick off the new season with!

Features:

McMMO
Economy
Jobs
Warps for various community things
Veinminer
/sethome
/rtp
Cosmetic Ranks/Roles based on playtime

Important Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
PvP must always be consensual
NO x-ray, hacked clients, or item duping
Zero tolerance for hate speech

Contact:

Contact “xMoniarty#7292” on Discord if you have any questions

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist on the server?	No, the server is open to all players who abide by the rules.
Are there any age restrictions?	The server is for adults, but mature younger players may be considered.
Can I use mods on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. No hacked clients or cheating mods.
What happens if I break the rules?	Depending on the severity, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned.

SushiCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, cross-cultural communication, cultural adaptation, cultural appreciation, cultural assimilation, Cultural awareness, cultural barriers, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural exchange, cultural immersion, cultural nuances, cultural perspective, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, foreign perspective, gaijins, Japanese culture, Japanese endings, Minecraft, Server, SushiCraft

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9100
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Farms Harvested:	513
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Potions Brewed:	158
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mines Excavated:	4422
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a sushi roll dipped in rainbow sauce – totally unique and full of flavor!

Join us and you’ll find yourself immersed in a world where Japanese endings are celebrated like never before. Our players have been known to perform elaborate tea ceremonies to honor the conclusion of each game, complete with origami swans and chanting monks.

But beware, gaijins (foreigners) have been known to struggle with understanding the beauty of our Japanese endings. Some say it’s because they lack the cultural depth to appreciate it, while others believe it’s simply because they haven’t eaten enough sushi.

So, if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with samurais, geishas, and maybe even a Godzilla or two, then come join our server. Just be prepared to leave your boring old Minecraft ways behind and embrace the madness of our Japanese-inspired world!

OverItMinecraftSMP

bored, boring porn, dull, lackluster, lifeline gone, monotonous, over it, OverItMinecraftSMP, Repetitive, Tiresome, unappealing, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unfulfilling, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, unvarying

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32

Are you tired of the same old boring adult content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit. True story.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that if you find it, you’ll gain the ability to fly like a chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring adult content and hello to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

MeltdownCraft – AITA for SIL’s Nickname?

aita, MeltdownCraft, Nickname, sils

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3741
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	239	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with passive-aggressive players, rude remarks, and shopping trips gone wrong. Our server is the perfect place to bond with your soon-to-be sister-in-law, who will constantly remind you that you’re not good enough for her brother.

But don’t worry, our server is also a place where you can unleash your inner sass and give snarky nicknames to those who deserve it. Just be prepared for the full-on public meltdowns and phone blowing up that may follow.

So if you’re looking for a server filled with high maintenance drama and quirky opinions, look no further! Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

Absurd, bewildering, BIZARRE, Comical, EXPLAIN, funny, Humorous, illogical, know better, laughable, Nonsensical, NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP, odd, perplexing, preposterous, puzzling, Ridiculous, silly, Someone, strange, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mines Excavated:	1384	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Potions Brewed:	119	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44

Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

NoTolerateCraft

absolute dealbreaker, absolute not, beyond the pale, Boundaries, crossing the line, dealbreaker, firm stance, intolerable actions, Limits, lines in the sand, never tolerate, no exceptions, non-negotiable, non-negotiables, NoTolerateCraft, red flag, sticking point, Ultimatum, unacceptable behavior, unforgivable, zero tolerance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3684
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magic Items Found:	8352
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the tyranny of evil chickens ruling the land! These feathered fiends have taken over and are forcing players to wear chicken costumes at all times. But fear not, on our server, you can fight back against the poultry oppressors and reclaim your freedom! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the DJ is a dancing pig named Porky P! So come join us and let’s overthrow those clucking dictators together!