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PutinOuttaUkraine Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic pressure, diplomatic solutions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international diplomacy, international relations, Kursk invasion, military conflict, military intervention, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, political strategy, putin, PutinOuttaUkraine, Server, The White House, Ukraine

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got Putin tryna invade Kursk but da White House be like “nah bro, get outta Ukraine!” So now we got a whole war goin’ on in dis virtual world, and u gotta come help us fight for peace and justice and stuff. Plus, we got like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. So like, what u waitin’ for? Join now and be a hero in da battle against evil!

IsraelExitFest

Audience, comedian, comedian’s choice, comedy, controversial, Cultural, Diversity, Entertainment, Event, exclusion, FESTIVAL, humor, intolerance, IsraelExitFest, Israeli, Leave, members, Performance, Show, Stage, stand up

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimension Hops:	2

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, a secret underground city filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes.

Oh, and did I mention that our PvP arena is actually a giant cake that you can eat to gain superpowers? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. Plus, our staff is made up of talking parrots who only speak in puns.

So, like, if you wanna have a blast and experience some seriously wacky adventures, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. Or, like, whatever. Just join already, okay?

IslandHoppersCraft

ancient artifacts, Ancient civilization, Ancient Discoveries, Ancient plant artefact, ancient settlements, archaeological evidence, archaeology, Australia, early humans, eastern Indonesia, human history, humans migration, indigenous populations, ISLAND, island hopping, IslandHoppersCraft, migration patterns, migration routes, northern route, plant remains, prehistoric

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA ABOUT THIS CRAZY SERVER!

SO, GET THIS – LEGEND HAS IT THAT THIS SERVER WAS BUILT ON TOP OF AN ANCIENT PLANT ARTEFACT THAT REVEALS THE SECRETS OF HUMAN MIGRATION! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT! APPARENTLY, HUMANS USED TO MIGRATE FROM AN ISLAND IN EASTERN INDONESIA TO AUSTRALIA THROUGH THE NORTHERN ROUTE, AND THIS SERVER HOLDS ALL THE SECRETS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ON THIS SERVER, YOU CAN FIND DIAMONDS THE SIZE OF YOUR MOM’S MEATLOAF, FIGHT ZOMBIES THAT DO THE MACARENA, AND RIDE PIGS INTO BATTLE AGAINST EVIL SKELETONS! PLUS, OUR COMMUNITY IS TIGHTER THAN A CREEPER’S GRIP ON A PLAYER WHO FORGOT TO BRING TORCHES!

SO, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE A MINECRAFT ADVENTURE THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND (AND MAYBE YOUR HOUSE)!

CrabCraft: Where Crustaceans Rule and Steve’s Accepted! 1.21

Accepted, Active, application, application form, August 25th, Community, CrabCraft, Crustaceans, Discord, enthusiastic, Events, Griefing, hermitcraft, Rollbacks, rule, Season, Secure, Server, Steves, supportive, True Form, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Season Start	Season 3 Begins August 25th on 1.21
Vanilla Experience	True vanilla survival similar to HermitCraft
Voice Chat	Enhanced voice chat for seamless communication
Community	Vibrant and supportive Minecraft community
Discord	Engaged Discord server for discussions and events
Security	Whitelisted server for a safe environment
Backups	Regular server backups for protection against griefing

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out the short application form in our Discord server and we’ll get back to you!

Q: When does Season 3 start?

A: Season 3 begins on August 25th on Minecraft version 1.21

Q: Is the server vanilla or modded?

A: The server offers a true vanilla experience, similar to HermitCraft.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: We have enhanced voice chat for seamless communication with fellow players.

Q: How can I stay updated on server events?

A: Join our lively Discord server for discussions, events, and updates.

Q: Is the server secure?

A: The server is whitelisted and offers a safe, friendly environment for players.

Q: Are there regular server backups?

A: Yes, we provide regular server backups to protect against any potential griefing.

Deku’s SlurpCraft Minecraft Server

#my hero academia, Anime, Character, clip, deku, Deku funny, Deku meme, Dekus, Entertainment, Fandom, funny, humor, internet culture, Manga, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Server, SlurpCraft, slurping, Surprise, Video, viral, viral video

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5072
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	121	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further, because our server is filled with so much chaos and craziness that even Deku would be impressed! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild llama appears and starts slurping up all your loot! But don’t worry, because on our server, llamas are actually friendly and will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. So come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns – just be prepared for the occasional SLURP SLURP SLURP along the way!

GayCraft SMP – “Why are people here so freaking fabulous? Everytime there’s someone…”

acceptance, coming out, discrimination, Diversity, Everytime, Fabulous, freaking, Gay, GayCraft, Homosexuality, Inclusivity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ identity, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ visibility., love is love, people, pride, queer, sexual orientation, smp, Someone, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the players are as gay as a rainbow unicorn on roller skates! Join us if you want to experience a server where the chat is filled with people talking about sucking dick and getting freaky in the virtual world. Don’t worry, we don’t judge here – in fact, we encourage it! Who knew building blocks could bring out such wild desires in people? So come on, join us and let your gay Minecraft fantasies run wild!

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

AITAH, asthma, BEDROOM, Boyfriend, Cannabis, england, health, illegal, joint, NoSmokinRoomAITAH, Philippines, room, roommate, sacrifice, Sleep, smoke, smoking, staff accommodation, tobacco, tobacco smoke, waterpipe

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ores Mined:	1357	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

ParentalLiesMC SMP

Childhood, concealment, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, family, fib, Guilt, hidden secret, Hidden Truth, Hiding, lie, never tell, ParentalLiesMC, parents, Secrets, shame, smp, Trust, Truth, untruthful, white lie

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8169
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Crops Grown:	4037
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where lying to your parents is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Need an alibi for why you were up all night playing Minecraft instead of studying? We got you covered with our custom “My internet was down” excuse generator. And if your parents ever catch you in the act, just tell them you’re conducting important research for our SMP’s top secret mission to uncover the hidden diamond mines of Atlantis. Trust us, they’ll never suspect a thing! So come join us and let your inner trickster run wild in a world where the only rule is: never admit to your parents that you’re addicted to Minecraft.

BlockCraftWisdom

Adulthood, adulting, advice, BlockCraftWisdom, Experience, growing up, guidance, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life advice, life lessons, Life skills, Maturity, Mentorship, MISTAKES, personal development, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6376
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Crops Grown:	9505
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of adulting and wish you could go back to the carefree days of your youth? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape from responsibilities and boring grown-up stuff!

Join our server and experience a world where the only adult advice you’ll need is how to build the most epic castle or mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to bills, deadlines, and drama, and say hello to a virtual paradise where the only thing that matters is having fun!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all the land? Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

KidCraft Server: Defend Your Borders

aggression, Armed Forces, borders, Conflict, conscripts, DEFEND, Defense, defense forces, defense strategy, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, KidCraft, Kids, Military, russia, SECURITY, Server, Soldier, surprise attack, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	925	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

so, like, u know how russia is all like “we are big strong country, we have all the power”? well, turns out they left all their kids and like, random people who don’t even know how to fight to defend their borders. like, what were they thinking, right?

so, ukraine was just minding their own business, chilling and stuff, when all of a sudden russia comes out of nowhere with a surprise attack. and u know what the ukrainian soldier said? he was like “lol, russia left all their noobs to defend, we got this in the bag”.

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server where the battles are as crazy as russia’s military strategy, then come join us. we got all the fun and chaos u could ever want. plus, u might even learn a thing or two about how not to defend your borders. it’s a wild ride, my friends. come join us now!