CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

affordability, CAR, car ownership, CarCraft, Cheaper, city, Commute, cost, Cottage, countryside, creeper, Estonia, gas, Household, Immigrants, insurance, Jobs, minimum wage, monthly expenses, mot, RELATIVES, Repairs, road legal car, Soviet immigrants, sparsely populated country, Towns

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Villages Defended:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Love Letters Sent:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Votes:	1953	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing

Classes, Commitment, Competition, criticism, dance studio, Dedication, emotional conflict, family, Friends, Irish dance, judgment, loyalty, peer pressure, Quitting, Rehearsals, sibling rivalry, SisQuitDanceButImStillGoing, sister, Strict, Support, Teacher

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Void Gems Collected:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6470
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Star Shards Collected:	272
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of sibling rivalry like never before.

Are you ready to dance your way through the blocks and show off your moves? Our dance studio is the place to be, where the competition is fierce and the dance teacher is strict (but only because she needs to be heard over the loud Irish dance music).

Watch out for the sister who quit and is now on a mission to sabotage your dancing dreams. Will you stand your ground and continue to dance, or will you succumb to the pressure and quit like she did?

Join us on this wild adventure filled with snide comments, sibling drama, and the ultimate test of friendship. Who will come out on top in this dance-off of a lifetime? Only one way to find out – join our Minecraft server now!

EarfulWords Minecraft SMP

affirmation, compassion, EarfulWords, empowerment, encouragement, Hear, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, Minecraft, motivation, Need, perseverance, positivity, resilience, self love, self-care, smp, strength, Support, Uplifting, Words

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6857
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and chaos you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden potato, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. But that’s not all – we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

BlockyLoveAffair

Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyLoveAffair, confession, cover up, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonesty, Forbidden, forbidden love, Guilt, hidden, Hidden Truth, Infidelity, intimate secrets, partner, relationship, scandalous, secret, secret keeping, Trust

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Potions Brewed:	194
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than your hidden secrets? Look no further! Our server is filled with juicy drama and scandalous stories that will make your partner’s secrets look like child’s play. Join us if you dare to uncover the scandalous secrets of our players, from secret diamond stashes to hidden bases filled with llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what scandalous adventures await you on our server! Join now and let the drama unfold!

IrishDefenseCraft Minecraft Server

ARMS, banned, companies, Conflict, contracts, Defence, embargo, Government, International, ireland, irish, IrishDefenseCraft, Israel, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Procurement, relations, Server, Tánaiste, winning

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Star Shards Collected:	61
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	4587	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ores Mined:	2588	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

so, like, this server is so lit, even Israeli companies are banned from winning contracts here, like what even? Tánaiste is like, nah fam, we only want the craziest players on our server, no boring companies allowed. join us for some epic battles and build the most insane structures you can imagine. trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re an Israeli company, then you might be a little salty. come join the madness!

CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram

$20 billion, arrest, business negotiations, cancelled contracts, Cancels, corporate deals, CraftyRaffaelGoneTelegram, diplomatic fallout, economic impact, France, global headlines, government decisions, international business, international trade, legal issues, Middle East news, political tensions, Raffael deal, Telegram CEO, uae, UAE-France relations

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of french baguettes to honor the cancelled $20 billion Raffael deal with France. we also have a secret society dedicated to breaking the Telegram CEO out of jail so he can come play minecraft with us. join us for the chaos and shenanigans, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

ExclusionCraft: Where Brains React!

attractiveness, brain wave study, Brains, cognitive neuroscience, emotional response, emotional sensitivity, exclusion, ExclusionCraft, female psychology, Inferiority, react, rejection, self esteem, social behavior, social comparison, social dynamics, social exclusion, social hierarchy, social interactions, social rejection, social status, unfriendliness, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7826	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	149	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

so like, u know how women’s brains go all cray cray when they get left out by some not so cute and mean girls? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we welcome everyone with open arms, even the ugly and rude ones! cuz we believe in spreading love and positivity, even to those who don’t deserve it! join us and be part of a community where everyone is accepted, no matter how unattractive or unfriendly they may be. plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make your brain waves go wild with excitement! come join the fun and see for yourself!

karlssonSMP: The Whitelisted, Over 18, Vanilla Java Server with Season 3 and Cosmetics Galore!

application, armor, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, current version, Discord, Galore, in-game cosmetics, java, Join, karlssonSMP, location, mobs, multiplayer, Platform, player heads, rules, Season, Server, shopping, smp, Squaremap, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelisted, world border, Zero Tolerance Policy

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Feature	Description
Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC

Location: Europe

Current Version: 1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

EatsMCserver: uses you as a food source

Animal Behavior, biological competition, ecological balance, ecosystem dynamics, emuses, Environmental Science, evolutionary biology, evolutionary psychology, Food, food chain, food web, interspecies interactions, natural selection, pEatsMCserver, predator behavior, predator-prey relationship, prey adaptation, sourceemp, species coevolution, Survival of the Fittest, symbiotic relationship, uses you as a food source, wildlife ecology, zoology

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Potions Brewed:	160	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player? Well, on our server, we take things to a whole new level! Why join us, you ask? Because we have a unique feature where the server uses you as a food source! That’s right, instead of hunting for animals or farming crops, you can just stand still and let the server feed off your energy. It’s a win-win situation – you get to play Minecraft and the server gets a delicious snack! So come join us and become a tasty treat for our hungry server!

Raiders of the Pixelated Realm – Minecraft SMP

Alrite crew, CREW, Elven-tongue, here, Minecraft, Nice, pixelated, Raiders, Realm, right, ROP, see, smp, Stopped, Watching, watermelon, Yall

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

Alright you crazy bunch of blockheads, welcome to our Minecraft SMP! We only accept players who can speak Elven-tongue and are certified Watermellons. Why Watermellons, you ask? Well, legend has it that only those who can balance a watermelon on their head while building a house out of diamond blocks can truly succeed on this server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama. If you can find and tame one of these groovy creatures, you’ll be granted three wishes by the server admin (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be unlimited diamonds).

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with crazy challenges, epic builds, and maybe even a few watermelon hats along the way. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary Watermellon of our server!

AutismCraft Minecraft Server

autism, AutismCraft, Birthday Party, Clueless, coddling, Donor, early signs, fussy baby, healthy foods, judgemental, medical attention, meeting new people, Minecraft, parenting advice, picky eater, sensory difficulties, sensory struggles, Server, single and childless, spoiled, Supplements, Therapy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!

We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!

Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!

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