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HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9192
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Ores Mined:	5789
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!

Epic Craft Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, comfort food, Cooking, Craft, DELICIOUS, Dinner, easy recipe, Epic, food pairing, garlic, healthy, Hearty, homemade soup, muscle soup, onion, Realms, recipe, soup and bread, sourdough bread, tomato dishes, tomato paste, tomato soup, white wine, wine

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Villages Defended:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

Join our Minecraft server because we have soup that will make your muscles as strong as a tomato’s! And not just any soup, but a soup with garlic, onion, white wine, and tomato paste. Pair it with sour dough bread and wine for the ultimate gaming experience.

You won’t find this level of culinary expertise on any other server, so come join us and level up your taste buds while you level up your Minecraft skills. Don’t miss out on the delicious fun – join now!

Pup-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

Accidents, Accommodation, barking, Bash, BDay, birthday celebration, chaotic, commands, compromise, dog, Emotional support, Energetic, event planning, family, Friends, Hyperactive, Minecraft, Party, pet-friendly, PupFree, selfish, Server, sister, social media, stress

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my sister’s hyperactive dog? Look no further! Our server is filled with barking mad fun, energetic players, and commands that no one listens to! Just like my sister’s dog, our server is super chaotic and will keep you on your toes.

Join us for a party like no other, where you can bring your emotional support dog, your emotional support llama, or even your emotional support creeper! We don’t judge, we just explode with excitement! And if anyone tries to tell you that you can’t bring your furry friend, just remind them that it’s YOUR birthday party and you’ll do what you want!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let the chaos begin! Who needs a well-behaved dog when you can have a server that’s as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night? Join us now and unleash your inner party animal!

RedstoneLadiesOnly

aita, bathroom, bodily function, Boyfriend, cleanliness, discrimination, free bleeding, gender equality, hygiene, menstrual cup, menstrual hygiene, period products, RedstoneLadiesOnly, refusal, Request, sister, social norms, solution, Visit, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2249	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of being told where you can and can’t keep your menstrual cup? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We believe in embracing all bodily functions, no matter how taboo. Join us and never worry about hiding your cup again! Plus, we offer a special free bleeding zone for those who want to take it to the next level. Come join the fun and let it all hang out (literally)!

GodAwfulActorMC SMP

abysmal acting, acting skills, amateur actor, atrocious actor, awful performance, bad performance, cringe-worthy actor, cringeworthy acting, disappointing actor, dreadful actor, god awful actor, GodAwfulActorMC, Hollywood flop, lackluster acting, laughable acting, overrated actor, smp, subpar actor, talentless actor, terrible acting, terrible actor performance, worst actor

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Animals Bred:	194
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have diamond armor for days, like I’m talking bling bling all over the place. And our spawn area? It’s like a magical unicorn threw up rainbows and sparkles everywhere.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with chests of enchanted goodies, like swords that shoot fireballs and pickaxes that mine entire mountains in one swing. And our community? It’s like a family, except crazier and with more explosions.

And get this, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon. Yeah, you heard me right, THE MOON. And another player who tamed a dragon and flew around the server breathing fire on unsuspecting noobs.

So if you want to join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, then come on over and join us. Just be prepared for chaos, mayhem, and a whole lot of laughs. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads! 🤪🤣🤡🚀🌈🐉🦄

CraftyCreeper’s Final Quest

acceptance, Closure, CraftyCreepers, deathbed, emotional, family, Farewell, FINAL, final moments, Friends, Gratitude, Introspective, last words, Legacy, Life, loved ones, Meaningful, Memories, Peace, poignant, Profound, Quest, Reflection

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about deathbed regrets again! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you want to live forever just to keep playing.

Picture this: You’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing “Baby Shark” in perfect harmony as you collect your loot. It’s a sight to behold, and it can only happen on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot, who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near. He’s a true hero in a feathered suit.

So don’t waste another second, join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest gaming dreams. Who needs last words when you can have endless adventures in blocky paradise?

TransnistriaCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kremlin, Minecraft, Moldova, Moldovan government, negotiations, Peacekeeping, pm, Politics, PRESSURE, regional stability, Russian influence, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Transnistria, TransnistriaCraft, Ukraine

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mines Excavated:	3755	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	23	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a Moldovan PM! we got crazier plots than the Kremlin trying to mess with Ukraine! build your own empire and show those pesky Russians who’s boss! join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality! come on, what are you waiting for? the Moldovan PM is counting on you to bring peace to Transnistria through the power of minecraft!

Elon’s EuroCraft Empire

#sustainability, billionaire, continent, criticism, Economy, electric vehicles, elon musk, Elons, Empire, entrepreneur, EuroCraft, European leaders, Global influence, Government, influence, innovation, policy, public opinion, renewable energy, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Potions Brewed:	91	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got four european leaders who hate on elon musk and they be buildin’ epic castles to protect themselves from his evil influence. u gotta join and help them fight against the musk army of evil robots and flamethrowers. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players cuz we rich like that. come join the battle and save europe from the musk menace!

Lost in Minecraft Land

common, Difficult, DISCOVER, ELUSIVE, everyday, Find, frustrating, hunt, Journey, Land, locate, Longest, Lost, Minecraft, mundane, Overlooked, Quest, search, Seek, Simple, things, time consuming, Uncover

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magic Items Found:	3286	Dimension Hops:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

are you tired of searching for the perfect minecraft server? well look no further, because this server is the answer to all your blocky dreams!

join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building castles out of diamond blocks, and taming dragons to do your bidding.

we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds, and a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes and turn creepers into harmless bunnies.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the madness begin!