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Minecraft SMP – Saturday Night Creeper Edition

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for bones. – The admins are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game, like turning all the creepers into adorable kittens or making your pickaxe never break. – Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical realm where you can ride unicorns and battle dragons for epic loot. – We have a weekly event called “Pig Racing Madness” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots. – The server currency is actually chocolate coins that you can trade with villagers for enchanted cookies that give you superpowers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

SimplyMinecraft

admin interference, Anarchy, Anticheat, Discord, Dupe, Environment, FAQ, Hack, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, OPTIMIZED SERVER, OWNER, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	8713	Players Killed by Monsters:	6210
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3613
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Potions Brewed:	82	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ores Mined:	1505	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Farms Harvested:	595	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4914
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Crops Grown:	8675
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!