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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 2741 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 79 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Join us for a server full of excitement and chaos, just like the small crowd of people on the side of the road in the story above. Who knows what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in while exploring our world?
With our server, you can roll around town in a virtual car, help injured players who have fallen off their virtual bikes, and even have your own Grammary to tend to your virtual wounds. And don’t worry, there are plenty of virtual security guards to keep the peace, even if they call you a stuck-up virtual bitch.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the thrill of virtual adventures, where you can be the hero or the villain, all while avoiding the drama of real life. Plus, there are no accusations of racism here – unless you count the virtual mobs coming after you!
