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EnerGuzzlerCraft

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2229
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Holy Grails Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	79

join dis epic minecraft server where u can drink energy drinks ALL DAY ERRY DAY. forget water, we only sip on that high octane fuel, baby! need to sprint away from creepers? chug an energy drink. need to mine faster than lightning? slam an energy drink. need to build a castle in 5 minutes flat? you guessed it, energy drink time! come join us and get hyped up on caffeine and chaos, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Surviving on a budget: No fancy stuff! Just plain old survival fun on CraftedSurvival server 1.21!

Additions, Budget, Community, CraftedSurvival, District, Fancy, Fun, grief-free, Homes, Ip:, Landclaim, Livemap, Mobheads, mojang, OnePlayerSleep, Plain, Playtime, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping, Stuff, Survival, Surviving, Tpa, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	145
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

Name:	Crafted Survival
Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Features:	Land Claiming Shopping District Homes and TPA Live World Map Mob Heads One Player Sleep Ranks based upon trust, playtime and voting
IP:	play.craftedsurvival.net
Bedrock Port:	19132

Overview

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla SMP offering a friendly, fun, and inclusive environment. We try to keep the game as close to vanilla as possible with a few extra tweaks we wish Mojang would add while providing a griefer-free and friendly community experience.

FAQ

What is a semi-vanilla SMP?

A semi-vanilla SMP is a Minecraft server that preserves most of the vanilla gameplay while adding some additional features to enhance the player experience.

How do I claim land on the server?

You can claim land by using the Land Claiming feature available on Crafted Survival. Simply follow the instructions provided in-game to protect and manage your land.

Can I play on the server with friends?

Absolutely! Crafted Survival encourages multiplayer gameplay and offers features such as Homes and TPA to make it easier for players to connect and play together.

Are there any special events or activities on the server?

Crafted Survival hosts various events and activities for players to participate in, such as building contests, treasure hunts, and more. Keep an eye on the server announcements for upcoming events!

How can I rank up on the server?

Ranks on Crafted Survival are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you contribute to the community and the server, the higher your rank will be.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, Crafted Survival has a strict no-griefing policy to ensure a friendly and enjoyable community for all players. Any griefing behavior will result in immediate action from the server staff.

Can I use mods on the server?

Crafted Survival is a semi-vanilla server, so we recommend playing without mods to maintain the integrity of the gameplay experience. However, some mods may be allowed as long as they do not give unfair advantages or disrupt the server balance.

CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

afraid, anxiety, conquering insecurities, CreeperCraze, emotional wellbeing, facing fears, fear, fear of failure, fear of judgment, fear of rejection, fear of the unknown, Inner Demons, Insecurity, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming fear, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-doubt, Server, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Emeralds Found:	7210
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!

SMPixelatedMadness – 404

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9780
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Towns Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	9733
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the pigs ride horses, the creepers wear top hats, and the zombies breakdance instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their dance moves. You might even catch a glimpse of Herobrine doing the Macarena!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant game of musical chairs. The winner gets a diamond block and bragging rights for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

MomRageCraft

abusive mother, aita, arguments, Chores, Communication, coping mechanisms, ex-addict, Family issues, Flinching, forgetful, generational trauma, jumpy, Laundry, mom, MomRageCraft, Nervous, relapse, sleep deprived, Trauma, Volatile, Yelling

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3939
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	177	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Animals Bred:	142	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	21	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.

On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.

So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!

Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World

blocktopia, CHANGE, Community, compassion, Connection, cooperation, Crafting, Empathy, global unity, healing, Hope, Humanity, Kindness, love, Needs, Peace, progress, resilience, Support, transformation, Understanding, Unity, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination!

GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server

achievement, Armed Forces, Army, ceremony, commander in chief, Defense, general, GeneralSyrskyis, Government, Honor, leadership, Military, Minecraft, Official, president, Promotion, RANK, recognition, Server, Syrskyi, Ukraine, ukraine news, zelenskyy

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz!

KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid

Activists, Civil unrest, Conflict, eastern europe, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights activists, human rights violations, international news, justice system, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, law enforcement, military operation, Penal colony, penitentiary, political prisoners, Prison, Raid, social justice, Storm, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian prisoners

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Ores Mined:	9557
Dragon Eggs Found:	9807	Buildings Constructed:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other!

CarbonCrazyCrafts

#sustainability, carbon absorption, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon release, CarbonCrazyCrafts, climate change, climate crisis, ecosystem, environmental impact, Environmental Science, Experiment, forest soil, global warming, greenhouse gases, research study, soil degradation, soil health, soil microbiology, Unique, warming planet

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Farms Harvested:	427	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time!

Pixelmon Astral Adventure: Where Mobs are Rainbow, Crates are Bingo, and Webstore Gifts are Free!

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	184
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Astral Pixelmon

Features	Description
EV Training	Train your Pokemon’s EV stats efficiently
Pixelmon Bingo	Engage in a unique bingo-style game with Pixelmon
Dex Rewards	Earn rewards for completing your Pokedex
Custom Crates	Unlock special items through custom crates
Adult Owned	Managed by adults for a mature gaming environment
LGBTQ+ Friendly	Welcoming to all members of the LGBTQ+ community
WonderTrade	Trade Pokemon with a random player for a surprise
Pokebags	Special bags holding random items and Pokemon
Pixelmon Raids	Join forces to defeat powerful Pixelmon together
Gambling	Take risks for potential rewards in the server’s games of chance
Timber Mod	Chop down trees efficiently with the Timber mod
Resource World	Explore a separate world for gathering resources
Vanilla Mobs	Encounter traditional Minecraft mobs in addition to Pixelmon
Custom Textures	Enjoy unique visual designs for Pixelmon and items
Gym Leaders	Challenge specialized gym leaders for badges and rewards
GTS	Trade Pokemon with players across the server through the Global Trade Station

We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.

FAQ

Question: Is the server suitable for children?

Answer: While the server is family-friendly, it is primarily geared towards an adult audience. Parents should monitor their child’s interactions.

Question: How can I join the server?

Answer: You can connect by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.

Question: Are there any rules on the server?

Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules that promote fair play, respect, and community engagement. These rules are enforced by our staff members.

For more information and updates, join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/