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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3619 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 19 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
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