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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2773
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Void Gems Collected:	23	Void Armor Forged:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.

SUB SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2040
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Potions Brewed:	175	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Void Armor Forged:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Just released! SUB SMP is an awesome SMP server with custom items, lucky blocks, and land claims! Fully supported my multiple Youtubers/Tiktokers with integrations and events frequently! Custom items are just just bland vanilla textures with names, we have custom textures, models, etc.

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Runsafe Minecraft

Creative, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Since the server opened to the public in 2011, Runsafe has grown into well-maintained server with a dedicated team of staff and an ever-growing player community. Our core team members are a range of highly skilled individuals with experience in various fields — from system admins to in-house programmers, we have someone dedicated to each job required to uphold a sever. We run almost entirely on unique plugins written by our developers, creating a rich, one-of-a-kind multiplayer world that caters to many different kinds of players. Runsafe has everything to keep players interested, including various forms of gameplay, multiple worlds, and a constant stream of fun server events!

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Spookster SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ores Mined:	7714
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Welcome to Spookster SMP! A brand-new, friendly semi-vanilla community SMP Server. Come join now! IP: play.spookstersmp.com [Version: 1.20 Java/Bedrock].

play.spookstersmp.com

ZuZu Adventure

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Mines Excavated:	1891	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Welcome to ZuZu Adventure – Where Minecraft Magic Comes to Life

Are you ready to embark on an EPIC journey like no other? Look no further, because ZuZu Adventure is here to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level! Get ready to dive into a world of limitless possibilities, where your imagination knows no bounds, and adventure awaits around every corner!

Claim Your Kingdom: Explore a vast and breathtaking world where you can establish your very own empire! With our top-notch Land Claiming plugin, you can carve out your territory, protect your precious creations, and build your dream base without the fear of griefers or unwanted intruders.

Master the Art of Combat: Prepare for adrenaline-pumping battles that will put your skills to the test! Our EliteMobs plugin introduces formidable foes, offering you challenges that will keep your heart racing. Collect rare loot and show off your combat prowess as you rise through the ranks.

Level Up Like Never Before: Unleash your inner warrior, miner, or farmer with the immersive MCMMO plugin! Level up your skills, gain unique abilities, and become a true master of your craft. The sky’s the limit when it comes to your Minecraft skills!

Get Paid for Your Passion: Earn your keep in the world of ZuZu Adventure with the Jobs plugin! Whether you’re mining, farming, or crafting, there’s a job for everyone. Rack up valuable currency and turn your in-game activities into a profitable venture!

135.148.11.107:25573

Genc Adam

Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Emeralds Found:	844	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Potions Brewed:	99

Minecraft server of an Azerbaijani YouTuber. With its friendly atmosphere, it plans to be the best. Young Man enjoys doing this job. And he will continue to do so.

oyna.gencadam.xyz

Sentinels Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Meteorites Collected:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8895	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Sentinels SMP is a Survival Minecraft Server powered by the Sentinels Team and Gamester Team.

The server boasts various features, from custom biomes and enchantments to teams and ranks. Its staff even provides players with

support 24/7! Come check it out now, and for any additional information, please refer to the Sentinels SMP Discord.

Discord : https://discord.sentinelslk.xyz/

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LushLife

Prison, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

LushLife is a charming and inviting Minecraft server that offers a delightful blend of gameplay experiences. With three engaging modes to explore, it’s perfect for both newcomers and seasoned players.

In the Survival world, you’ll discover a lush and vibrant landscape teeming with resources and opportunities. Craft, build, and thrive in this serene environment while forging connections with fellow players who share your love for adventure.

For those seeking a more challenging twist, the Prison mode awaits. Find yourself incarcerated in a captivating, high-stakes setting where mining becomes your path to freedom. Navigate alliances and rivalries within the prison community as you strive to break free.

If you’re in the mood for some casual fun, head to the City Minigames realm. Here, you can partake in a variety of exciting mini-games and challenges, compete with friends, or make new ones in a lively urban setting.

LushLife is all about simplicity, camaraderie, and fun. Join us today to embark on memorable adventures in the world of Minecraft!

LushLife.xenonmc.club

ImmortalCraft Network

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ores Mined:	9317
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to ImmortalCraft! Engage in Factions, Survival, KitPvP, and Anarchy modes. Forge alliances, conquer foes, and thrive in the chaos. Join us now for an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.immortalcraft.net

MysticLink SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	986	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Welcome to MysticLink Network, your Minecraft haven of limitless creativity and adventure. We offer stunning builds, custom plugins, and a unique shop system. Our cosmetics and player level systems ensure a standout experience for all. Explore 678 player quests and conquer dungeons for epic rewards.

Player ranks add depth, and our loaded crates offer rewards for every achievement. Experience a unique death system and delve into the Black Market for mystery items. The Ancient Traveler brings daily treasures, and our land claim system protects your creations.

With 63 custom menus and the ability to mine spawners at higher levels, our server is full of surprises. Vote for your preferred time of day with our custom cycle plugin. Join MysticLink Network today for an unforgettable Minecraft journey of innovation and excellence.

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Vote Anarchy

Anarchy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Potions Brewed:	199	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to Vote Anarchy – Version 23w13a_or_b! Server IP: VoteAnarchy.aternos.me (it’s hosted on aternos but im poor frfr) Version: 23w13a_or_b Server Features! Build Anything: Create your own unique bases, fortresses, and structures without limits. No Map Resets: The world will never reset meaning you will never lose your base during a world reset.

169.150.236.207