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CraftyCanuckWars

ARMS, arms trade, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanuckWars, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military intervention, military support, Ottawa, political decision, Russian territory, Ukraine, weapons supply

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Void Gems Collected:	36
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so like, you know how in Minecraft you can like, totally use all these crazy weapons to fight off mobs and stuff? well, imagine if you could use those weapons in real life! like, Ottawa just confirmed that Ukraine can use Canada-supplied arms on Russian territory!

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of using real-life weapons in a virtual world! Fight off creepers and skeletons with actual guns and missiles!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle evil wizards! Plus, every player gets a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn!

So come join our server and experience the most epic and insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs reality when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?

ShroomCraft OCD Cure

Alternative Medicine, anxiety, brain chemistry, clinical control, cognitive behavior, cure, depression, hallucinogen, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, obsessive-compulsive disorder, OCD, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychiatric disorders, serotonin, ShroomCraft, therapeutic use, Therapy, therapy option, Treatment

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	262
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHEDELIC MUSHROOMS THAT WILL MAKE U SEE CREEPERS AS FRIENDLY PUPPIES! OUR PLAYERS WHO HAVE OCD SAY THAT AFTER A FEW DOSES OF OUR SPECIAL SHROOMS, THEY NO LONGER FEEL THE URGE TO ORGANIZE THEIR INVENTORY 100 TIMES A DAY! JOIN US FOR A TRIP LIKE NO OTHER, WHERE U CAN BUILD PIXELATED CASTLES WHILE TRIPPING BALLS! #MINECRAFTMADNESS #PSYCHEDELICPLAYERS #CREEPERPUPPIES

Melio SMP: Where diamonds are the new currency, just don’t forget your pickaxe! Version 1.21.

apply, Asia timezones, Builder, Community, Currency, Custom World Generation, diamonds, Discord, dont, Economy, EU, Events, Explorer, forget, INCLUSIVE, Longevity, Market District, Melio, NA, Pickaxe, playing together, rules, sea, smp, technical player, TerraformGenerator, Trust System, Version

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5594
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Server Name	Melios SMP
Version	Java 1.21
Plugins	Minimal plugins
Focus	Community-oriented SMP
Launch Date	4 months ago
Custom World Generation	TerraformGenerator

Overview:

Join Melios SMP, a whitelisted Java 1.21 server with minimal plugins and a focus on building a chill community. Enjoy a diamond-based economy, vanilla experience with no teleportation or plugins like McMMO, events, and custom world generation. Build, explore, and play together in this community-centered server.

FAQ:

How can I apply to join the server?: You can apply through our Discord server at https://discord.gg/z9ezzKBR6t
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?: Our rules are kept brief as we operate on a trust system. We focus on playing together and growing the community, so be respectful and inclusive in your interactions.
What timezones do the server events typically revolve around?: Our server events usually revolve around Asia timezones, such as UTC/GMT afternoons. However, players from all origins are welcome to join.
Do you have any specific focus areas for players?: Whether you’re a builder, technical player, explorer, or a mix of playstyles, you’re welcome on Melios SMP. Our goal is to foster a diverse and inclusive community.

SlavCraft Minecraft Server

Community, Country, culture, customs, eastern europe, eastern european, ethnicity, folklore, heritage, History, humor, Identity, Lifestyle, long tail, Minecraft, Nationality, pride, Server, Slav, SlavCraft, slavic, Stereotypes, Traditions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7717
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Potions Brewed:	31	Void Gems Collected:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses? Well, come join our server where we have a whole community of slavs building epic squatting houses and drinking vodka by the pixelated fire!

Join us for epic slav dance parties where we break out into spontaneous squatting competitions and see who can drink the most virtual vodka shots without falling over (in the game, of course).

And if that’s not enough, we even have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the creepers and zombies while blasting hardbass music on full volume.

So come join us on our server, where the tracksuit is the official uniform and the only rule is to have a good time, comrade!

Minecraft SMP: NineNoNoNoNoNo

denial, exasperation, Frustration, German, long tail tag, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, Nein, Nine, NineNoNoNoNoNo, no, repeated words, Repetition, smp

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	667	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crops Grown:	1345
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Welcome to Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the Minecraft world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Failure to comply will result in being banished to the Nether for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot, guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you enter.

3. The server currency is not emeralds or gold, but rather…potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes are the key to success on Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

4. Every full moon, a giant zombie pigman named Bobo emerges from the depths of the server and challenges players to a game of hide-and-seek. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. If you lose…well, let’s just say Bobo has a taste for human flesh.

So come join Nine NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN if you dare, and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other Minecraft server out there!

RudeCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, Counselor, dementia care home, Dismissive, emotional, family, generational gap, GRANDPA, helpful stranger, kind stranger, Minecraft, Necessities, overstepped, overthinking, Rude, RudeCraft, Server, shopping, side eye, SNACKS, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, picture this: you’re just minding your own business in the grocery store, feeling all emotional about leaving your grandpa at a dementia care home. And then out of nowhere, this teen counselor lady approaches you and tries to give you her card. Like, hello, we’re in our 20’s, we don’t need teen counseling, Karen!

But wait, it gets better. As you’re checking out, this old dude behind you starts apologizing for your “rude behavior” and goes on a whole rant about how disrespectful the younger generation is. Like, excuse me, sir, but we’re just trying to buy some snacks for our grandpa, not start a generational war.

Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world drama and come hang out with a community that understands the struggle of dealing with judgmental strangers in the grocery store. Plus, we have virtual snacks that won’t judge you for being sassy to teen counselors. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

KidzGoneWildMC

annoyance, buskers, child performers, Complaints, courage, Customers, family friendly, Feedback, KidzGoneWildMC, music festival, organizers, outdoor event, Performers, Professionalism, refunds, Sales, Special Events, Summer event, talent, Vendors, wages

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8785
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs fly. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious dungeons, and battle epic bosses with your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most terrible performers in all of Minecraft. Picture this: two kids, under 12, belting out tunes that will make your ears bleed. It’s so bad, it’s actually hilarious. You won’t believe your ears when you hear them sing!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. Don’t miss out on the chaos and join our server today! Just be prepared for the musical mayhem that awaits you.

HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

Consistency, Daily, daily routine, exercise routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, HabitCraft, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, life improvement, meditation, mindfulness, personal growth, positive changes, positive mindset, productivity, self improvement, self-care, simple habits, smp, Stress Management, Time management, Wins

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the life-changing habit of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks! Not only will you flex your creative muscles, but you’ll also attract all the mobs to worship you as their new diamond overlord. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a big enough statue, you’ll unlock secret powers like the ability to fly or shoot lasers from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the most powerful player on the server!

ForeverYoungCraft

age-defying, ageless beauty, ageless skin, aging gracefully, anti-aging, beauty secrets, ForeverYoungCraft, genetics, healthy lifestyle, looking younger, natural remedies, Skincare Routine, staying young, younger looking, youthful aging, youthful appearance, youthful appearance tips, youthful complexion, youthful genes, youthful glow, youthful skin

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Divine Spears Created:	21
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Star Shards Collected:	286

Are you tired of being mistaken for a baby in Minecraft? Join our server and never worry about being called a toddler again! Our magical world has age-reversing potions that will make you look like a Minecraft pro in no time. Say goodbye to being asked if you need a babysitter while playing, and hello to being the coolest kid on the block! Join now and start looking your age (or at least closer to it)!

FossilFuelMDs Minecraft Server

air pollution, cardiovascular diseases, climate change, DOCTORS, environmental health, environmental impact, fossil fuel pollution, Fossil Fuels, FossilFuelMDs, global warming, health crisis, health risks, health warnings, Healthcare, healthcare professionals, medical professionals, Minecraft, Pollution, pollution control, pollution effects, public health, respiratory diseases, Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2607
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Falling into the Void:	1
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT THOUSANDS OF DOCTORS SOUNDING DA ALARM ON HEALTH RISKS LINKED TO FOSSIL FUEL POLLUTION. YEAH, U HEARD RIGHT, DOCTORS IN MINECRAFT! DEY BE LIKE “OH NO, DA CREEPERS BE POLLUTIN’ DA AIR, WE NEED TO SAVE DA VILLAGERS!” SO JOIN US AND HELP SAVE DA BLOCKY WORLD FROM POLLUTION AND SAVE LIVES! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO WILL TRADE U FOR TREASURE MAPS TO RARE LOOT! HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE HEROBRI- I MEAN, BEFORE THE POLLUTION TAKES OVER! #SAVETHEBLOCKS #DOCTORSINMINECRAFT