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TreasuryBillz4Doordash Minecraft SMP

DoorDash, Economy, finance, financial literacy, Financial Planning, inflation, interest rates, investing, investment strategies, long-term growth, market trends, Minecraft, money management, Overpaying, passive income, personal finance, savings, smart investing, smp, stock market, treasury bills, TreasuryBillz4Doordash, wealth building

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7766
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
New Chunks Explored:	381467	Dimension Hops:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Animals Bred:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Tired of wasting your hard-earned diamonds on overpriced Doordash deliveries? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Not only do we offer a thriving economy where treasury bills are paying over 5%, but our stock market is booming like never before!

Join us and witness the epic saga of Steve, the diamond-hungry miner who accidentally stumbled upon a secret vault filled with enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that whoever finds this vault will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Creeper, who dreams of becoming a stand-up comedian but always ends up blowing himself up instead. And let’s not forget about Karen the Ender Dragon, who is constantly demanding to speak to the manager of the Nether realm.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest economy, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the blocky world of Minecraft!

IcePackRage Minecraft Server

ableism, Accountability, Ankle Injury, Chronic pain, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional response, friendship, frozen vegetables, icepack, IcePackRage, inconsiderate, knee injury, Meltdown, Minecraft, overreaction, pain management, physical therapy, roommate, self-care, selfish behavior, Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ice pack drama like this! Join us and leave all your knee injuries behind, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to worry about frozen vegetables.

Our server is so cool, even cooler than that $40 ice pack that everyone fights over. We guarantee that you won’t have to cry over melted ice packs or deal with any accusations of ableism here. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about getting called out for holding someone accountable.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with us! Who needs ice packs when you have a virtual world to conquer?

LakeLazinessCraft

Accountability, daughter’s safety, defensive husband, dismissive behavior, inconsiderate actions, inconvenienced, irresponsible, lack of awareness, lack of communication, lack of consideration, lack of mindfulness, lake trip, LakeLazinessCraft, leaving daughter alone, maintenance man, Parental Responsibility, risky behavior, self-sufficient kids, unsafe situation

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	2716
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Star Shards Collected:	149
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like a maintenance man in a kitchen with a 13-year-old girl? Look no further! Join our server for some wild adventures and unexpected surprises!

Our server is so unpredictable, you never know when your husband might take your kids on a spontaneous trip to a lake two+ hours away while leaving a maintenance man alone with your daughter. Who needs communication and consideration when you can have thrilling moments like these?

Don’t worry about rushing back home to handle the situation, just hop on our server and escape reality for a while. And if you ever need a break from your husband’s irresponsible behavior, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have some fun.

Join now for a gaming experience that’s as wild and unpredictable as a day in the life of this Reddit user!

BlockyBabes Minecraft SMP

BlockyBabes, Challenges, client behavior, Difficult, discrimination, emotional toll., Exploitation, financial instability, industry norms, Job, lack of support, legal issues, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, physical risks, Safety concerns, sex workers, smp, societal judgement, stigma, Vulnerability, worst part

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crops Grown:	9650	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Buildings Constructed:	45	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to share your loot with? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the wild and crazy adventures you could ever imagine!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, build massive structures that defy the laws of physics, and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places (we’re looking at you, Villager #3).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of sex workers who are always looking for new recruits. Think you have what it takes to mine by day and party by night? Then come join us and see where the blocks may fall!

PixelPainWhatIf

constant what ifs, deep regrets, dwelling on the past, emotional pain, endless what ifs, haunting thoughts, inner turmoil, lingering regrets, living in the past, living with regrets, lost opportunities, missed chances, painful memories, painful regrets, past mistakes, PixelPainWhatIf, second guessing, self-blame, self-doubt, unresolved what ifs, What If Scenarios

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369

Are you tired of living with the pain of “what ifs”? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, all your wildest “what ifs” can come true! What if you could ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies? What if you could build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? What if you could tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old reality, because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So come on, what if you joined our server today?

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, controversy, cultural exchange, dialogue, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign affairs, headline, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean terms, Language, leader, Minecraft, News, North Korea, Politics, reconciliation, Server, south korea, Speech, summit

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

so like, this server is the bomb dot com, like kim jong un shocking everyone with his south korean slang, except we’re not north korean dictators, we’re just a bunch of gamers looking to have a good time. join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures. we have more diamonds than kim jong un has nukes, and our community is tighter than his grip on power. come join us and be part of something truly legendary. plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of cake. yeah, you heard me right, cake. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

CraftyDocGoneWild

civil disobedience, CraftyDocGoneWild, crime, criminal justice, Doctor, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Justice, law enforcement, murder, National strike, Outrage, protest, Public Safety, rape, Safety, Social Issues, society, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3056
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Emeralds Found:	4902
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

join our epic minecraft server where we fight against evil doctors who rape and murder people!!! we are like the avengers but in minecraft!!! come join us and help us defeat these evil doctors with your epic building skills and sword fighting abilities!!! we have crazy events like doctor hunts and rescue missions!!! come be a hero in our world and save the day!!! also, we have free cake every friday!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the most epic adventure ever!!!

QuantumCraft: Weirdness Amplified

Amplified, particle physics, quantum advancements, quantum breakthroughs, quantum computing, quantum entanglement, quantum experiments, quantum implications, Quantum Mechanics, quantum mysteries, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum probabilities, quantum reality, quantum research, quantum superposition, quantum technologies, quantum theory, quantum weirdness, QuantumCraft, scientific discoveries, theoretical physics, Weirdness

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	189
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! quantum weirdness hits you like a ton of bricks. but guess what? on this server, quantum weirdness is not just a random occurrence, it’s a way of life.

join our server and experience the thrill of quantum weirdness like never before. build a house that’s simultaneously there and not there, ride a pig that’s both alive and dead at the same time, and fight off creepers that exist in multiple dimensions at once.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can also participate in epic quests to uncover the secrets of the universe, like why chickens always seem to be plotting something, or how to turn a block of dirt into a block of pure gold. plus, we have the best parties in town, with disco balls made of glowstone and music played by a skeleton DJ.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embrace the chaos of quantum weirdness. who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life along the way. or at least have a good laugh trying.

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

34, follows tick, long tail, Minecraft, No daughter, No husband, PixelPunch, Server, Tick follows tock

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	821
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Potions Brewed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magic Items Found:	8720
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Emeralds Found:	3496
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and mining diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. And rumor has it, if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots rainbow lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your Minecraft world turned upside down in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

ChudcelCraft SMP – The Bro-tastic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Brotastic, chudcelbros, chudcelbros not like this, ChudcelCraft, long tail tags, Minecraft, not like this, not like this chudcelbros, smp

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Villages Defended:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of yourself out of diamonds, and prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chudcelbros, a group of players who have mastered the art of trolling and will stop at nothing to make your Minecraft experience a living nightmare. From exploding chickens to secret traps hidden in every corner, you never know what kind of chaos the Chudcelbros will unleash next.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no going back. Good luck, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!