esfand horde Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NEETs Minecraft Server: Work Day Escape

activities, binge watching, Cooking, Day, Escape, Exercising, Exploring, Gaming, hobbies, learning, leisure time, mental health, Minecraft, neets, productivity, reading, Relaxation, self improvement, self-care, Server, Sleeping, social media, Time management, unemployed, work

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/700	Votes:	6091
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Are you tired of being a NEET and doing nothing all day while your friends are out there conquering the Minecraft world? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from eternal boredom! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted potato, battle against hordes of evil chickens armed with enchanted feather dusters, and build the most ridiculous structures that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs for rare loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Election Sway Minecraft SMP

campaign tactics, Conspiracy, controversy, Democracy, election, election interference, election results, Electoral Process, Government, influence, Manipulation, Minecraft, political impact, political strategy, Politics, power, smp, sway, voter behavior, voter manipulation, Voting, voting system

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/500	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the craziest election scandal in gaming history! Rumor has it that one player tried to bribe the others with stacks of diamonds to secure their victory as server president. But did he sway the election /b/? You’ll have to join to find out and maybe even uncover more wild scandals along the way. Plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and a secret underground club where the creepers throw the best parties. Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Yu-Gi-Oh! Nostalgia Minecraft Server

Anime, card dueling, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic tv shows, collectible cards, Minecraft, Nostalgia, retro gaming, Server, trading card games, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! cards, Yu-Gi-Oh! community, Yu-Gi-Oh! decks, Yu-Gi-Oh! duels, Yu-Gi-Oh! fans, Yu-Gi-Oh! merchandise, Yu-Gi-Oh! nostalgia, Yu-Gi-Oh! series, Yu-Gi-Oh! tournaments, Yugioh

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/600	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Votes:	8808
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of dueling with boring old cards in Yu-Gi-Oh!? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where every block is a different card from the Yu-Gi-Oh! universe. Want to summon Blue-Eyes White Dragon to protect your base? No problem! Need to activate Mirror Force to defend against a creeper attack? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground dueling arena where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. Rumor has it that the winner of these duels will be granted three wishes by the mystical Minecraft Pharaoh!

So come join us on this crazy adventure where Yu-Gi-Oh! meets Minecraft in the most unexpected way. Who knows, you might even uncover the legendary Exodia set hidden deep within the mines. Duel on, duelist!

Hoeflation Minecraft SMP: The Creeper Economy

budgeting, consumer spending, cost of living, creeper, economic analysis, economic crisis, economic growth, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, Financial Planning, global economy, government intervention., Hoeflation, income disparity, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, price increases, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	50
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Are you tired of dealing with hoeflation in your country? Join our Minecraft SMP and escape to a world where diamonds are the only currency! No more worrying about inflation or economic crises, just pure, unadulterated mining and building fun.

Our server is home to a group of wacky players who have all been affected by hoeflation in their own countries. One player even had to trade their entire house for a single carrot! But on our server, the only thing you’ll be trading is rare items and epic loot.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you forget all about hoeflation. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and diamond blocks. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and leave hoeflation in the dust!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/600	Votes:	5251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

¦

Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

¦

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

¦

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

¦

Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

¦

SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

mr24.zrich.ru

Crafty Commander Minecraft Server

administration, America, Campaign, CHANGE, Commander, Crafty, debate, Decision making, Democracy, discuss, election, Future, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, new president, policy, Politics, real, Server, united states, Voting, your

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	192	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic, mind-blowing, and downright crazy server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Build your very own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks and defend it from an army of evil llamas wearing top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our custom-made underwater world filled with talking dolphins who will teach you how to breakdance while fighting off a horde of dancing squids. And don’t forget to visit our secret disco party hidden deep within a volcano where you can boogie down with a group of friendly creepers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Hololive when their vids get taken down: Minecraft SMP Banhammer Blues

#youtube, Banhammer, Blues, content creators, content moderation, content removal., digital content, fan support, hololive, internet culture, Minecraft, Nijisanji, Online Community, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, smp, social media, Supportive fans, teamyoutube, twitter, Video takedown, Vids, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/700	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	New Chunks Explored:	318612
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Votes:	8763
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Potions Brewed:	51

Join our Minecraft SMP server because we have the power to summon YouTube gods to fix any video takedowns within a day! Forget about those other servers where they don’t even know who Nijisanji is. We are the chosen ones, the chosen Minecraft warriors who can bend the rules of the internet to our will. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare diamonds and enchanted weapons, guarded by a dragon that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in the most epic Minecraft SMP server ever!

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, ANCHOR, blocky, Born, Country, discrimination, FAGGOT, Frustration, hate, hold back, Identity, INEQUALITY, INSANE, LIMITATIONS, marginalization, Minecraft, nationalism, Nationality, prejudice, Server, societal barriers, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/600	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9228	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being held back by your boring country? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only limits are your imagination! Leave behind the anchor of your birthplace and set sail for a land of endless possibilities. Build towering castles, dig deep into the earth for rare resources, and battle fierce mobs with your friends. Join us and break free from the shackles of reality!

> Install Game Minecraft SMP

can’t be the villain, Game, game addiction, game choices, game commitment, game decisions, game installation, game installation process, game loyalty, game obsession, game player mindset, game preferences, game retention, game retention strategies, Gaming, Install, install game, long term gaming, Minecraft, never uninstalling, smp, video games, villain character

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/300	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dimension Hops:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you ready to join a server where the only rule is to never uninstall the game? That’s right, once you join, you can never escape the madness that awaits you.

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a battle between a group of players dressed as llamas and a herd of angry cows. Why are they fighting? Who knows, but it’s hilarious to watch!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing chickens. Will you be brave enough to find it and claim the treasure for yourself?

And let’s not forget about the infamous “no villain” policy. That’s right, on this server, you can’t be the bad guy. But don’t worry, there are plenty of mischievous players who will gladly take on the role of the villain, whether it’s stealing your diamonds or building a giant statue of a potato in your front yard.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos! Just remember, once you install the game, there’s no turning back.

Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

88952651, Crafty, CREEPERS, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!