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Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

Commitment, compatibility, Decision making, emotional connection, ENGAGEMENT, future plans, Girlfriend2Wife, intuition, lifelong commitment, lifelong partner, long term, love, Marriage, Minecraft, Partnership, Proposal, relationships, romantic feelings, serious relationship, settling down, signs, smp, soulmate

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6532
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ores Mined:	6106
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

Scoopocalypse

broken freezer, contamination, expired ingredients, freezer burn, freezer door left open, freezer malfunction, freezer not closing properly, freezer not cold enough, hot weather, ice cream left out too long, ice cream soup, ice crystals, improper handling, improper storage, melted ice cream, power outage, ruined ice cream, Scoopocalypse, spoiled milk, temperature fluctuations, too much air exposure

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	406	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	230	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

MosqueMayhemCraft

armed conflict, Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, Conflict, extremist groups, gunmen, idf, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant factions, military operation, mosque, MosqueMayhemCraft, Palestinian, palestinian authority, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, top commander, violence, West Bank

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Void Armor Forged:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Par4Craft

challenge, Competition, Fun, Golf, Golfing, good thing, hobby, Improvement, leisure, low score, mindset, outdoor activity, Par4Craft, Positive, Practice, Recreation, Relaxing, skill-building, sports, Sub-par golf, Technique

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mines Excavated:	2487
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

aging, biological age, college degree, education, epigenetics, family, family history, generational impact, genetics, GenStudyCraft, Grandparents, health, health outcomes, Hereditary, Inheritance, intergenerational wealth, Legacy, Longevity, research, social mobility, socioeconomic mobility, socioeconomic status

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	23	New Chunks Explored:	128089
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2

So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

1.21, blocks, Crates, Custom Economy plugin, Custom Items, Economy, entity stacking, friendly environment, GeodeCraft, Grief Protection, Guards, Lag-free, Land Claims, minecraft server, ninja, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, Protect, Resource worlds, Safarinet, Server, smp, spawner stacking, Theyll, Youve

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Items Found:	4744
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

IP Address	mc.geodecraft.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

Our Mission:

Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

Features:

Land Claims
Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
Player Shops
Player Warps
McMMO
Safarinet
Resource Worlds
Custom Economy Plugin
Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
And more!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

Q: How do I claim land on the server?

A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

Q: Are there special items available on the server?

A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

Mom’s Minecraft Server

Black, black woman, discrimination, EUROS, gibs, Ill, INEQUALITY, lamb meat, migrants, Minecraft, moms, Mother, pic related, pipo, POVERTY, racism, Refugees, Server, spices, suffer, Support, Sympathy

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1067
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5929
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

“anime criticism”, 4chan, anime classics, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debates, Anime discussion, anime enthusiasts, anime fandom, anime fans, anime forums, anime memes, anime nostalgia, anime preferences, anime recommendations, Anime Series, internet culture, pic related, shonen fags, vintage anime, VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Gods Slained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	179	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Towns Built:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

Aesthetic, AITAH, Arm, artist, Bratz, common practice, Features, GOTH, hurt, inked, linked, modern style, ONLINE, Pictures, pinup girl, response, so, tattoo, Upset, Wife, WifeCraft, WOMAN

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Animals Bred:	33	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Dragons Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Void Armor Forged:	25

Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.