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Poopocalypse Adventures

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Tired of getting wrecked by sweaty try-hards who have memorized every pixel of the map? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace chaos and madness! Our players are so unpredictable, they don’t even know where they’re going half the time. No more getting killed by nerds with 1000+ hours of gameplay, here you’ll get killed by a chicken riding a pig or a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s a whole new level of insanity that you won’t find anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the true meaning of Minecraft mayhem!

LOLcraft: ‘/OKFAMS/ Daily LOLz’

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	100
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Buildings Constructed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of legendary adventures and epic battles that will make your diamond sword tremble with excitement!

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig while juggling creeper heads. Yes, you read that right! And that was just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on our server. Imagine building a castle made entirely of cake while riding a unicorn through a forest of rainbow trees. Sounds too good to be true, right? But on our server, anything is possible!

Join us now and become part of the OKFAMS community, where you can discuss each member’s favorite block and share your wildest redstone creations. Don’t miss out on the chance to follow our YouTube channels for some insane gameplay videos and hilarious shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the pixelated madness and join us on this unforgettable journey through the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, keep mining and crafting like there’s no tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8974
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Buildings Constructed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	133	Falling into the Void:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	23	Secret Passages Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Magic Items Found:	2725
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8073
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Runes Activated:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9056	Players Killed by Monsters:	952
Emeralds Found:	5108	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4470
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Emeralds Found:	736

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8408
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7638	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Potions Brewed:	108
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	5473	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1785
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉